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Rufus.T.Firefly · 2009-09-07 09:05:00

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?" The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I…

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07-09-2009 10:05am

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Rufus.T.Firefly

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Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass.

He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"

The other guy says,

"I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp.

There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out.

He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie.

I can grant-um you one wish."

And I said, "No Sh1t."

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I live near a special needs school.

There's a sign outside which says "slow children"

I thought that can’t do much for their self-esteem.

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#2 07-09-2009 9:02pm
dh0661

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Rufus.T.Firefly wrote: »

He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"

Sabotage for the Kerry team :rolleyes:

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