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an expensive Lexus

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  • 07-09-2009 12:50pm
    #1
    Nikko
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88 ✭✭


    A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses for a while then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.

    Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident, and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But as she turns back, standing next to her is a salesman.

    "Good day Madam, how may we help you today?"

    Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

    He replies, "Madam, If you farted just touching it... you're going to $hit yourself when you hear the price..."

    :P


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