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Da Dubs!

  • 07-09-2009 11:55pm
    #1
    netwhizkid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭


    Q. What do you call a Dublin footballer with an All Ireland Medal?
    A. An Antiques Dealer.

    Q. What's blue and goes beep beep beep?
    A. The Dublin open top bus reversing back into the garage again.

    Q. How do you get rich in Dublin?
    A. Save for the All Ireland.

    Q. What's the difference between a Dublin Jersey and a school uniform?
    A. You will see a school uniform in September.

    Oxo have created a new cube to honour the Dublin football team.
    They have named it laughing stock.

    To prove that he is still alive, Osama bin laden has released a statement saying that the Dublin footballers were rubbish on Monday.
    However sources have revealed that this statement could have been made anytime in the past 14 years.

    The Dublin team has been arrested on suspicion of a mass robbery.
    To make matters worse for them they are unable to give an account of their whereabouts on Monday between 2.15 and 3.45.

    UP THE KINGDOM!!!


Comments

  • #2
    dh0661
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    Nice one ;)


  • #3
    fizzynicenice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 466 ✭✭fizzynicenice


    Some good ones there!:D

    (were still the best at everything else though)


  • #4
    GAAman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    netwhizkid wrote: »
    Q. What do you call a Dublin footballer with an All Ireland Medal?
    A. An Antiques Dealer.

    Q. What's blue and goes beep beep beep?
    A. The Dublin open top bus reversing back into the garage again.

    Q. How do you get rich in Dublin?
    A. Save for the All Ireland.

    Q. What's the difference between a Dublin Jersey and a school uniform?
    A. You will see a school uniform in September.

    Oxo have created a new cube to honour the Dublin football team.
    They have named it laughing stock.

    To prove that he is still alive, Osama bin laden has released a statement saying that the Dublin footballers were rubbish on Monday.
    However sources have revealed that this statement could have been made anytime in the past 14 years.

    The Dublin team has been arrested on suspicion of a mass robbery.
    To make matters worse for them they are unable to give an account of their whereabouts on Monday between 2.15 and 3.45.

    UP THE KINGDOM!!!
    dh0661 wrote: »
    Nice one ;)

    You lads are goin in the book :mad::mad::mad: :D


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