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the forgetful husband...

Nikko · 2009-09-08 09:53:27

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is!" "Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office. At 10 AM the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil…

08-09-2009 10:53am

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Nikko

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Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is!"

"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office.

At 10 AM the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses.

At 1 PM, a foil wrapped , two pound box of her favourite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. At 4pm, a barbershop quartet arrived, singing her favourite love songs. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.

"First the flowers, then the chocolates, then the dress and the songs!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Pancake Tuesday in all my life!"

:P

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#2 09-09-2009 1:53pm

dak

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Excellent ! ... No chance of this joke falling flat !

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