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Cicero · 17-09-2009 8:06pm

There are no booms in a bang- a bang is the smallest unit of a buck.

If NAMA wasn't called NAMA, would there be all this fuss about it?

asmobhosca · 17-09-2009 10:20pm

No, the government's biggest mistake was giving it a catchy sexy name, they should have called it enda kenny and people would just have ignored it...

If I could look up my own arsehole, could i see my soul?

jonnyfingers · 17-09-2009 10:23pm

Only if it's not brown.

Why does Ryan Tubridy exist?

Deki · 17-09-2009 10:23pm

didn't know you had a soul

coffee or tea?

staker · 17-09-2009 10:25pm

yes,your hole soul

what are cranberries' cranchildren called?

joes girls · 18-09-2009 8:33am

squashy......

how green is a greengrocers???

wellboi · 18-09-2009 8:45am

There's as green as a green keeper's greenfingers.

Do fish get thirsty?

Deki · 18-09-2009 8:47am

only if you forget to water them

why do good guys wear white hats?

wellboi · 18-09-2009 8:49am

White is the sign of innocence ya see.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Deki · 18-09-2009 8:51am

horse collars?

when did man first learn to slice bread?

wellboi · 18-09-2009 8:55am

The first plc course in Ireland was in fact a further education in bread slicing. Day one of this course was September 6th 1956 in Loughrea Vocational College.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Deki · 18-09-2009 9:02am

Whiz

Will tomorrow come?

wellboi · 18-09-2009 9:04am

Yes it will......but not til tomorrow.

How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?

Thomas828 · 18-09-2009 9:05am

Yes, just as yesterday happened yesterday. - Why are windows made of glass?

joes girls · 18-09-2009 9:05am

cause wood didnt work!!!

If tommorrow never comes will we all be stuck here today???

Deki · 18-09-2009 9:11am

Oh no that can't happen (work every day?!!!) no there will be a Saturday- there must-PLEASE???

Why must I labor for a living?

18-09-2009 9:12am

because it's better than being in labour for a living

who will be the last person to leave Ireland and switch off the light

joes girls · 18-09-2009 9:21am

me ..... but we are doomed i always forget to turn the lights out!!!

how many 7 make several???

wellboi · 18-09-2009 12:06pm

Good question, google didn't even have the answer.

Truth or Dare?

Thomas828 · 18-09-2009 11:36pm

It'll be a mix of both - dearth... Why do jam doughnuts not have holes?

Hermy · 19-09-2009 12:09am

The jam would spill.

Why did J. R. "Bob" Dobbs fake his own assassination?

Ghost Train · 19-09-2009 12:16am

to get a monkey off his back

why don't we have pet monkeys instead of pet dogs

joes girls · 19-09-2009 12:58am

because they pee while swinging out of the lights!!!

how come curly cabbage is not curly???

homah_7ft · 19-09-2009 1:01am

Because Larry and Mo would have no one to fight with.

When will I, will I be famous?

Ghost Train · 19-09-2009 1:03am

when youre 7ft under

who is talking outside my house

joes girls · 19-09-2009 1:11am

crap did you really hear me!!!

why is the stuffing gone out of my ragamuffin???

homah_7ft · 19-09-2009 1:18am

Because you ate the pumpkin seed before St. Swithin's day.

How does a picture work?

joes girls · 19-09-2009 1:39am

its all in the frame!!!

whats pink and white and has blue spots all over???

homah_7ft · 19-09-2009 1:43am

A brown dog of course.

Why does the letter P appear in this sentence?

Deki · 19-09-2009 1:44am

that thing climbing on your shoulder.

why does rain fall?

James T Kirk · 19-09-2009 10:32am

Gravity (this is easy). :pac:

Why is 'is' spelt like it is?

joes girls · 19-09-2009 10:38am

because i and s goes good together!!!

when the big bang happened, why did i not hear it???

James T Kirk · 19-09-2009 10:54am

just

If I stick pencils in my eyes and there's nobody there to see it, do I make a sound?

joes girls · 19-09-2009 11:20am

yes cause nothing makes as much noise as a man in pain!!!

Why is it, that way???

Toasty113 · 19-09-2009 11:46am

Because you havnt taken your happy pills!

How long has it been?

Fago! · 19-09-2009 1:36pm

About 4 score and 7 years too long.

If a tree falls in the woods, and there's nobody there, do the other trees laugh?

joes girls · 19-09-2009 2:33pm

yep likes they always do.......

how comes its always greener on the other side???

Deki · 19-09-2009 2:38pm

that's the part over the septic tank

Why do birds sing in the morning?

homah_7ft · 19-09-2009 2:39pm

Cos they are still pissed from the night before.

Who let the cat out?

Deki · 19-09-2009 2:45pm

It must have been the dog- it sure wasn't me

Is my breakfast cereal trying to communicate with me? ...snap...crackel...POP!?

joes girls · 19-09-2009 3:12pm

its saying dont eat me....please!!!

why did it just pop, when i snapped at the crackels....

homah_7ft · 19-09-2009 3:16pm

because the milk was bursting

Why was the bowl empty?

Toasty113 · 19-09-2009 4:58pm

Because you never filled it you s'wit!

Why is it so hard?

Matt Holck · 19-09-2009 5:36pm

it dried out

could you avoid heckling if you have nothing to add?

Deki · 21-09-2009 1:48am

no

why am i drifting?

joes girls · 21-09-2009 9:56am

cause the sea is choppy

what is i going to do now???

Deki · 21-09-2009 10:01am

daily meditation in relaxing bubble bath

where is the mothman?

Sarah** · 21-09-2009 2:52pm

On holiday in the carribean with Mothwoman....

why are pizza's round and the boxes square?

Fink Goddie · 21-09-2009 2:55pm

Because baby jebus loved the square!

Will i ever be allowed back on after hours?

homah_7ft · 21-09-2009 4:36pm

If you find 7 puppies in 7 boxes and eat a 99.

Is the wind blowing right this second?

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