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Vote Turd for Lisbon

Turd Ferguson · 2009-09-09 10:42:29

Okay, so there is alot of talk about this Lisbon thing going on. Quite a few avid Yes voters....quite a few avid No voters. But what about the un-decided? What about the people who don't care enough to pick either Yes or No. Well I have a third option for you (or rather a turd option). For the mass un-decideds out there…

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#32 09-09-2009 1:35pm
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Ed_ wrote: »

This is a democracy?

no, it's a republic. :rolleyes:

weren't you paying attention in school?

did all your countrymen die for nothing at the hands of the British imperialistic pigdogs???

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#33 09-09-2009 1:52pm
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vibe666 wrote: »

no, it's a republic. :rolleyes:

weren't you paying attention in school?

did all your countrymen die for nothing at the hands of the British imperialistic pigdogs???

What are you on about?

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#34 09-09-2009 1:54pm
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Turd, this is turning out worse than the Christmas thread

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#35 09-09-2009 2:00pm
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phasers wrote: »

Turd, this is turning out worse than the Christmas thread

I know. Why can't you people take things seriously? Huh?
Bunch of bloody messers the lot of ye

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

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#36 09-09-2009 2:01pm
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IF you vote "Turd Ferguson" the EU will abort your babies and replace them with alien spawn!!!!

....Vote Turd Ferguson.

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#37 09-09-2009 2:36pm
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Turd Poster

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#38 09-09-2009 2:36pm
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Dear Turd,

Despite being very commited to the cause, vote spoiling just doesn't go far enough for me. I want to really make an impact at the voting office.

So on October 2nd, while all of you will be spoiling your votes, I am going casually walk into the polling booth and soil mine.

Hopefully all will go to plan. If not, I wish you all the best with your campaign.

Your comrade in turd,
Vinylmesh.

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#39 09-09-2009 2:43pm
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Atari Turduar..
I like it.

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#40 09-09-2009 2:57pm
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Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Can't argue with that logic...

You could at least try!

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#41 09-09-2009 3:14pm
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Bambi wrote: »

bout ten years of a difference actually. Did you vote in the divorce referendum?

I did.:)

If a nation was ill informed or has had a change of heart then the government has every right to call another referendum. The 1987 supreme court ruling does not say anything about how many times or over what period these choices can be put to the people.

In this case 51% of the voting population had a say and 53% of those voting said NO, this means that only 27% of the voting public actually said NO....

A decision to have another Vote was taken after because it is widely believed (and yet to be proven) that the No campaign was waged using smoke and mirrors with many half truths and downright lies.
The government equally have to take the blame for this because as usual they showed how useless they are and how far removed from us citizens they have become. This is the probably the main reason people voted NO and not the reason for the vote in the first place.

So implying that having another vote is somewhat undemocratic is idiotic and not clever or funny

Apologies Young Turd for dragging this wonderfull thread into the sewer......... we call Irish politics

Vote yes..... or TURD (if you want to have a swipe at the Fiana Failures)

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#42 09-09-2009 3:16pm
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ScumLord wrote: »

You could at least try!

Ok

Gummy Panda wrote: »

screw you turd!!

You have no boobies. No flash of puppies, no vote :mad:

Screw you Gummy Panda, just because I dont have conventional breasts does not mean that I cannot have boobies! And as for me flashing puppies, I fail to see how your beasteality fetish comes into proceedings?

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#43 09-09-2009 3:25pm
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I've changed my mind. Vote for this man.

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#44 09-09-2009 3:39pm
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Absolutely retarded post from the OP. Get real pal. If you're just going to take the piss when asked an important question, maybe you shouldn't be living in a democracy.

As for voting twice on Lisbon, research done after the last one revealed that the majority of Irish people didn't actually know what it was they were voting on. So, yes, their answer was invalid.

And finally, voting No to punish the government is highly inadvisable in the middle of the country's worst recession in decades. We need friends right now, not enemies.

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#45 09-09-2009 3:44pm
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spacetweek wrote: »

Absolutely retarded post from the OP. Get real pal. If you're just going to take the piss when asked an important question, maybe you shouldn't be living in a democracy.

As for voting twice on Lisbon, research done after the last one revealed that the majority of Irish people didn't actually know what it was they were voting on. So, yes, their answer was invalid.

And finally, voting No to punish the government is highly inadvisable in the middle of the country's worst recession in decades. We need friends right now, not enemies.

.....so you wont be shitting the the voting box?

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#46 09-09-2009 3:44pm
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spacetweek wrote: »

Absolutely retarded post from the OP. Get real pal. If you're just going to take the piss when asked an important question, maybe you shouldn't be living in a democracy.

As for voting twice on Lisbon, research done after the last one revealed that the majority of Irish people didn't actually know what it was they were voting on. So, yes, their answer was invalid.

And finally, voting No to punish the government is highly inadvisable in the middle of the country's worst recession in decades. We need friends right now, not enemies.

So everyone should think what you think? I think you're the one who shouldn't be living in a democracy. And I'm not your pal, buddy

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#47 09-09-2009 3:57pm
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spacetweek wrote: »

Absolutely retarded post from the OP. Get real pal. If you're just going to take the piss when asked an important question, maybe you shouldn't be living in a democracy.

As for voting twice on Lisbon, research done after the last one revealed that the majority of Irish people didn't actually know what it was they were voting on. So, yes, their answer was invalid.

And finally, voting No to punish the government is highly inadvisable in the middle of the country's worst recession in decades. We need friends right now, not enemies.

So if the Yes vote had won, do you think they'd be doing another referendum??? I don't think so!

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#48 09-09-2009 4:00pm
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All serious discussion should be taken to the polotics forum. I know you can't help yourselves but just remember a turd on the ballot is worth 2 down the flush.

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#49 09-09-2009 4:04pm
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dub_skav wrote: »

All serious discussion should be taken to the polotics forum. I know you can't help yourselves but just remember a turd on the ballot is worth 2 down the flush.

I agree. This thread is not about Lisbon, its about me being AWESOME

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#50 09-09-2009 4:15pm
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Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I agree. This thread is not about Lisbon, its about me being AWESOME

Oh sorry, that's not what I thought it was about, my mistake

*Walks off whistling*

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#51 09-09-2009 4:20pm
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No more serious posts about Lisbon or whether this is democracy or not in this thread.

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#52 09-09-2009 4:51pm
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Well all seriousness aside, I can't wait to see the look on the Yessers faces when the votes are counted and the treaty is once again declared defeated.. and all because of a bunch of people that don't even know what it's about

hehehe

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#53 09-09-2009 4:55pm
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My name is URL wrote: »

Well all seriousness aside, I can't wait to see the look on the Yessers faces when the votes are counted and the treaty is once again declared defeated.. and all because of a bunch of people that don't even know what it's about

hehehe

I can't wait until the results are finished counting and Turd Ferguson is declared the new king of Europe.

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#54 09-09-2009 4:57pm
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I cant wait to get in that cubicle and draw a giant penis on the ballot paper...better get practicing

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#55 09-09-2009 4:58pm
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Pygmalion wrote: »

I can't wait until the results are finished counting and Turd Ferguson is declared the new queen of the universe.

fyp

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#56 09-09-2009 4:59pm
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Pygmalion wrote: »

I can't wait until the results are finished counting and Turd Ferguson is declared the new king of Europe.

I'm pretty sure he'll only be the queen of Portugal which is like being the queen of a dustbin that junkies use as a toilet.

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#57 09-09-2009 5:02pm
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My name is URL wrote: »

Well all seriousness aside, I can't wait to see the look on the Yessers faces when the votes are counted and the treaty is once again declared defeated.. and all because of a bunch of people that don't even know what it's about

hehehe

That will truly be a proud day for the Irish, exactly like that day I cut my nose off to spite my face. Damn face!

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#58 09-09-2009 5:02pm
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Well all seriousness aside, I can't wait to see the look on the Yessers faces when the votes are counted and the treaty is once again declared defeated.. and all because of a bunch of people that don't even know what it's about

To be honest, from those I've spoken to, the No side are a bit more up on the treaty. With the obvious exception of the Jesus Batallion.

I find the most annoying part of the Neverendum to be this claim that we're a nation of simpletons for voting No.

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#59 09-09-2009 5:03pm
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will you be complying with SIPO Turd?

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#60 09-09-2009 5:12pm
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Agent Smith wrote: »

will you be complying with SIPO Turd?

Sexy Irish Princesses Organisation? Absolutely, nom nom nom nom nom

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#61 09-09-2009 5:21pm
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Please see my tagline for your reply, Turd!

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