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Vandal Kids

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  • 10-09-2009 10:38am
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    znv6i3h7kqf9ys
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    Yesterday I caught one of the local kids keying my car. I went to his parents and he admitted doing it. His mother did not know what to do but accepted he did it. She said she would come up to me to sort it out but as of yet there has been no sign of her. What are my options?
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    IvyTheTerrible
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    Great choice of forum :rolleyes:


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    bluto63
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    Key the kid. An eye for an eye


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    #4
    K4t
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    Give her a keyring.


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    #5
    My name is URL
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    Make the kid do jobs for you.. cutting grass and weeding etc

    The mother paying for the damage won't teach the kid a lesson


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    hungryhippo
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    Gardai should scare the fckers into paying. Criminal damage.


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    Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Is the mother hot??


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    #8
    chin_grin
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    Make a placard saying "I keyed suchandsuch's car" and have him wear it. Oooh no a t-shirt. Bright pink and with neon lettering. Make him wear it for a week.

    Nothing like a bit of humiliation to scare a kid straight.


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    TheZohanS
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    Johan High Toupee wrote: »
    Yesterday I caught one of the local kids keying my car. I went to his parents and he admitted doing it. His mother did not know what to do but accepted he did it. She said she would come up to me to sort it out but as of yet there has been no sign of her. What are my options?

    Give her 'til Monday, if she hasn't contacted you by then call up to her.

    Set a deadline for payment for the damage, if she doesn't pay by the deadline set call into your local Garda station and explain the situation.

    Make sure you have all times and dates listed.


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    holly1
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    What age is he?


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    Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    holly1 wrote: »
    What age is he?

    Im guessing under the legal age.


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    holly1
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    No harm getting a guard to speak to him,it works.Frightens the s***t out of them.


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    Jumpy
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    Vain wrote: »
    Im guessing under the legal age.

    We need a horrified smiley. Something with far more clout than that stupid eek.

    Something like this. http://www.b3tards.com/u/f9b636a9c3b04d363897/horrified.jpg


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    ejmaztec
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    Use the kid as a tow-rope.


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    Jesus Wept
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    holly1 wrote: »
    No harm getting a guard to speak to him,it works.Frightens the s***t out of them.

    Depends on the kid.


    Hang him over a very high building by his ankles, swinging him side to side for a while till be poos himself, then give him a cheeky wink and tell him not to get up to any more mischief.


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    Vain
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    Jumpy wrote: »
    We need a horrified smiley. Something with far more clout than that stupid eek.

    Something like this. http://www.b3tards.com/u/f9b636a9c3b04d363897/horrified.jpg
    You have a dirrrrrrrty mind, I was on about under the legal age to bring to get him locked up


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    znv6i3h7kqf9ys
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    hungryhippo wrote: »
    Gardai should scare the fckers into paying. Criminal damage.

    The Gardai would probably just say it was a civil matter and do nothing. The kid wouldn't be prosecuted as he is too young so why would they waste their time. Also how could you sue a kid? Hence the thread.


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    Gummy Panda
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    Hire Snyper to sort out the kid.

    He works on a pro-boner basis


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    TheZohanS
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    Johan High Toupee wrote: »
    The Gardai would probably just say it was a civil matter and do nothing. The kid wouldn't be prosecuted as he is too young so why would they waste their time. Also how could you sue a kid? Hence the thread.

    It's definitely Criminal Damage, not a civil case.


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    Professey Chin
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    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Hire Snyder to sort out the kid.

    He works on a pro-boner basis
    Who :confused:


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