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MBC · 2009-09-11 11:15:02

An elderly married couple decide their sex life needs spicing up, so while on holiday in a remote cabin they decide to breakfast in the nude. "Darling" says the wife, "Do you remember that we did this when I was 16 and you were17?" "Yup" says the husband. "Well," she says, "That first time my nipples were so hot with…

11-09-2009 12:15pm

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An elderly married couple decide their sex life needs spicing up, so while on holiday in a remote cabin they decide to breakfast in the nude.
"Darling" says the wife, "Do you remember that we did this when I was 16 and you were17?"
"Yup" says the husband.
"Well," she says, "That first time my nipples were so hot with passion for you, they felt like they were on fire."
"Yup" says the husband.
"So," continues the wife, "Here we are, 60 years later, and they feel just the same way today."
"No wonder," says the husband,
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"They're dangling in your porridge."

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