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The council job

  • 14-09-2009 12:36pm
    #1
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    A guy goes to the Council to apply for a job.

    The interviewer asks him "Have you been in the armed services?" "Yes," he says "I was in the army for three years and served in Iraq."

    The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says "Yes 100%... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."

    The interviewer tells the guy "OK. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM. to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 AM."

    The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00 AM. to 4:00 PM. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM?"

    "This is a council job" the interviewer replies.
    "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls....... no point in you coming in for that."


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  • #2
    mad m
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    A woman goes into a Garda station to report she was raped by 4 Council workers...The Garda asks how does she know they were Council workers...She replies "Sure I did all the work".....


  • #3
    mad m
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭mad m


    Two Council workers in the park one day are digging a hole and the other one is filling it in...

    This goes on for a week and a public passer by has noticed the two lads doing it as the week went on...

    He asks the lads why is one digging a hole and the other is filling it in...

    The two lads look at one another and one says "Sure the fella who puts the tree in hole is on holidays".....


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