Personality Test

Otis Driftwood

Got this today in an email.Its surprisingly accurate.Basically you answer the following 4 questions and give 2 reasons for each answer.Some of you may have seen it before so if you did,dont spoil it for anyone that answers.

1.If you were or could be a wild or exotic animal,what would you be?

2.If you were a domesticated animal,what would you be?

3.What is your favourite food?

4.If you woke up in a completly white room,what do you think would be the first 2 thoughts you would have?

Remember you have to give 2 reasons for each answer.I will post what the meanings are in a day or 2.

trout

At times like this, I think of an old friend who uttered these words to the nice young Scientologist who stopped us on Abbey Street some years ago (would you like a free personality test ?)

"Sorry ... I can't do these tests ... I've had my personality surgically removed"

Khannie

nedtheshed wrote: »

1.If you were or could be a wild or exotic animal,what would you be?

Elephant popped into my head. Not really sure why.

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2.If you were a domesticated animal,what would you be?

That's easy: A dog. 1) easy life and 2) no chance of slaughter.

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3.What is your favourite food?

Pancakes. Not sure how to give two reasons for this. 1) Because they're delicious and 2) because the ones I make are actually good for me.

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4.If you woke up in a completly white room,what do you think would be the first 2 thoughts you would have?

(is the light on?)

How the f*ck did I get here?
and
How the f*ck do I get out?

Khannie

trout wrote: »

nice young Scientologist who stopped us on Abbey Street

When I saw the thread title I /instantly/ thought of the free personality test that they offer.

r3nu4l

1.If you were or could be a wild or exotic animal,what would you be?
Silverback Gorilla.
Reasons: I'm in charge and I get to hump all the chicks!

2.If you were a domesticated animal,what would you be?
A dog.
Reasons: Loyal and friendly

3.What is your favourite food?
Chicken
Reasons: Lean protein and healthy for me

4.If you woke up in a completely white room,what do you think would be the first 2 thoughts you would have?
Whoa, that's bright!*
Where the fcuk am I?
Reasons:
I'd never paint a room completely white and I wouldn't know where I was.


*Is the light in the room on or off? Are there windows? Do I know it's actually completely white or do I have to wait for some light? I'll assume it's bright anyway

trout

Khannie wrote: »

Pancakes. Not sure how to give two reasons for this. 1) Because they're delicious and 2) because the ones I make are actually good for me.

Start a Pancake thread ... enlighten us

trout

I'm expecting this is one of those 'tests' which claim to reveal us all as psycho-sexual hillbilly mutant freaks or something ... but I'll play along

nedtheshed wrote: »

1.If you were or could be a wild or exotic animal,what would you be?

Orangutan. Dry sense of humour and the ability to crush a beer keg.

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2.If you were a domesticated animal,what would you be?

Dog. Excessive drooling and shedding hair are par for the course, and you get to have dog breath.

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3.What is your favourite food?

Steak. It's tasty, and goes well with chips.

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4.If you woke up in a completly white room,what do you think would be the first 2 thoughts you would have?

(1) Is this Heaven? (2) Is there any steak ?

Otis Driftwood

Re the room : its completly white.There is no light as such but you can look around you and you can see its white.

trout

Make with the answers!

Fajitas!

nedtheshed wrote: »

1.If you were or could be a wild or exotic animal,what would you be?

The first thing that pops into my head, a tiger - Fantastic colour scheme and confidence...

2.If you were a domesticated animal,what would you be?

A dog, a nice big one. Reasons? Curiosity and playful

3.What is your favourite food?

Italian; It does smart casual so well. And casual casual. And formal. It's fantastic. Reason two; It can look incredibly impressive when well put together.

4.If you woke up in a completly white room,what do you think would be the first 2 thoughts you would have?

A) D'f*cks goin' on?
Who the hell did I end up with last night How am I going to get out of this one?

nkay1985

1.If you were or could be a wild or exotic animal,what would you be?

I'd like to be an elephant. I'd be big enough to not really have to worry about predators and as I'd be a carnivore, wouldn't be competing with other animals for food. I also really like how family-orientated they are.


2.If you were a domesticated animal,what would you be?

A dog in a good home. Dogs are quite intelligent. They tend to be treated almost as children so that affection would be nice.


3.What is your favourite food?

Steak and chips. It tastes good. It's nice and filling.


4.If you woke up in a completly white room,what do you think would be the first 2 thoughts you would have?

Where the fcuk am I? What's the last thing I remember?

Otis Driftwood

trout wrote: »

Make with the answers!

Fraid not,going to let it run til maybe this time tomorrow.

There arent answers as such,more an evaluation.I did it today and I have to say they were surprisingly truthful,and I a sceptical fecker when it comes to these kind of things.

the_syco

nedtheshed wrote: »

1.If you were or could be a wild or exotic animal,what would you be?

An eagle. Soar the earth, and be free to do so.

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2.If you were a domesticated animal,what would you be?

A cat. Can ignore the hoomans, and have the tools to explore, to seek out, and run about.

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3.What is your favourite food?

Pizza. It only takes 10 minutes from frozen to cook it mostly, and the custom ones can hold anything!

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4.If you woke up in a completly white room,what do you think would be the first 2 thoughts you would have?

Ah, f**k, someone has kidnapped me
Wonder how do I get out?

Pherekydes

I did a personality test once. I failed. :pac:



1.If you were or could be a wild or exotic animal,what would you be?
Cheetah. Who wouldn't want to be the world's fastest land animal? The quick and the dead...:)

2.If you were a domesticated animal,what would you be?
A housewife. I get to nag, and multiple orgasms.

3.What is your favourite food?

Turkey stir-fry with noodles. I can make it easily without ballsing it up and it's yummy.

4.If you woke up in a completely white room,what do you think would be the first 2 thoughts you would have?
What hit me? and Will I have brain damage?

trout

nedtheshed wrote: »

Fraid not,going to let it run til maybe this time tomorrow.

There arent answers as such,more an evaluation.I did it today and I have to say they were surprisingly truthful,and I a sceptical fecker when it comes to these kind of things.

I'm just waiting for the sting in the tail :cool:

Otis Driftwood

trout wrote: »

I'm just waiting for the sting in the tail :cool:

No sting at all trouty!

trout

nedtheshed wrote: »

No sting at all trouty!

put up your own answers in that case :P

nkay1985

trout wrote: »

put up your own answers in that case :P

Ha ha. Now he's called you out.

Dr Galen

Ned

Answers or else..........


/end Mod note

pikachucheeks

nedtheshed wrote: »

1.If you were or could be a wild or exotic animal,what would you be?

An otter.
1) They're ridiculously cute and happy looking.
2) They have simple lives, splashing around in water all day, having fun.

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2.If you were a domesticated animal,what would you be?

A dog.
1) They're loyal.
2)They're good company and make people happy.

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3.What is your favourite food?

Salad [lettuce, tomato, cucumber, peppers etc]
1) It's healthy and good for you.
2) I like the taste.

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4.If you woke up in a completly white room,what do you think would be the first 2 thoughts you would have?

1) "Well, this room isn't half racist!" :pac:
2) "Where am I?"

TanG411

1. A Giraffe.
I'd be able to see very far distances.
I'd eat all day silently.

2. A dog.
I'd be free to run around.
I would be feared by some people.

3.cheese and tomato pizza.
The taste of cheese and tomato.
It's easy to handle.

4. What the fcuk is going on?
How do I get out?

Otis Driftwood

trout wrote: »

put up your own answers in that case :P

1.If you were or could be a wild or exotic animal,what would you be?

A vulture because they can survive anywhere and are self sufficient.

2.If you were a domesticated animal,what would you be?

A goldfish because they are never bored and like the water.

3.What is your favourite food?

Steak because its easy to cook and tastes good.

4.If you woke up in a completly white room,what do you think would be the first 2 thoughts you would have?

Where the hell am I and how much did I drink last night?

ChewChew

nedtheshed wrote: »

1.If you were or could be a wild or exotic animal,what would you be?

Cougar
1)They are a sexy looking animal.
2)They are fast, very fast.

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2.If you were a domesticated animal,what would you be?

Fox
1)They are good hunters
2) Ability to sultry in different circumstances.

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3.What is your favourite food?

Italian
1) looks good and generally well presented.
2) tasty and creamy. yum.

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4.If you woke up in a completly white room,what do you think would be the first 2 thoughts you would have?

1)well ain't this nice and peaceful
2)must get some black wallpaper

Terodil

1. If you were or could be a wild or exotic animal,what would you be?
An elephant: They are intelligent and sensitive.

2. If you were a domesticated animal,what would you be?
A turtle: They are a bit slow but tough.

3. What is your favourite food?
(German-version) Chinese food. It's tasty and you can eat it with chopsticks.

4. If you woke up in a completly white room,what do you think would be the first 2 thoughts you would have?
a/ OK, cool, load the matrix!
b/ Seriously, dudes, this isn't funny.

minidazzler

1.If you were or could be a wild or exotic animal,what would you be?
Gazelle - They are graceful and know how to avoid other Predators.

2.If you were a domesticated animal,what would you be?
Dog - To have an easy careless life and to be taken care of.

3.What is your favourite food?
Steak - It's tasty and it's good for you in the right quantities.

4.If you woke up in a completly white room,what do you think would be the first 2 thoughts you would have?
Where's the door because I would want an exit route.
Why the hell am I in this room.

c0mpliant

1.If you were or could be a wild or exotic animal,what would you be?
Kestrel, so I could soar as high in the sky as most creatures and so that I can feel the wind lift me as I hover

2.If you were a domesticated animal,what would you be?
Cat, because their silk like movements, they're cunning and their reactions are second to none.

3.What is your favourite food?
Changes from time to time, right now its home made chicken with Black bean sauce with fried noodles

4.If you woke up in a completly white room,what do you think would be the first 2 thoughts you would have?
I would try to remember how I got there, or what the last thing I remember and then I would think of who would put me in here (provided I didn't drunk and stumble into a B and Q and buy as much white paint as I could and paint my storage room white)

th hen

1.If you were or could be a wild or exotic animal,what would you be
a shark, then i would finally know how to swim and rather be feared than cute lika a dolphin....

2. if you were a domesticated animal what would you be
i gotta say a hen dont i. because no fooker could milk me lol and spend plenty of time sitting on my ass laying eggs

3. what is your favourite food
potatoes, your can make chips outta them and easy grown

4. if you woke up in completely white room what do you think would be the first 2 thoughts you would have?
what have i done and where is my girlfriend and child

Snowie

1.If you were or could be a wild or exotic animal,what would you be?

A scorpion, independent, resorfull, and got a sting in its tail....

2.If you were a domesticated animal,what would you be?

a cat because they can see at night time, there moody and they get away with it....

3.What is your favourite food?

very spicey chillie con carne with natchos and sour cream

4.If you woke up in a completly white room,what do you think would be the first 2 thoughts you would have?

wtf im in white room what did i do

anonymous_joe

1. Lion
- Apex predator, relatively safe.
- Eat, sleep, ride. Nice lifestyle.

2. Dog
- Loved and cared for
- Pleasant lifestyle

3. Favourite food... Pizza
- Tastes amazing
- Ehm... I like circular food?

4. What have I done and how do I get out?

Tigger

tiger: pinnacle of evolution and eats a lot of meat
dog: unlikley to be eaten by tiger gets to eat meat
very rare beef; gets me kinda high tastes nice

again,bollo.x

Mackman

1.If you were or could be a wild or exotic animal,what would you be?

A lion, 1)Top of the food chain so no predators. 2)Id be a king

2.If you were a domesticated animal,what would you be?

A cat, 1)cause they're smart, 2) can look after themselves if they have to.

3.What is your favourite food?

Pizza,1) its delicious 2) there's so many varieties.

4.If you woke up in a completly white room,what do you think would be the first 2 thoughts you would have?

1)Where the hell am i? 2)Man this room is clean