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  • 16-09-2009 8:32pm
    #1
    byrner88
    Registered Users Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭


    1. Cover your stump before you hump.
    2. Don't be a loner cover your boner.
    3. If you think she's spunky cover your monkey
    4. Don't be a fool cover your tool
    5. Wrap your bate before you mate
    6. Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
    7. Package your meat for a real nice treat
    8. Sock that wanger before you bang her
    9. If your nude then tube your dude
    10. Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle


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    #2
    Condoms
    Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭Condoms


    Nice, very nice!


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    #3
    Odats
    Registered Users Posts: 767 ✭✭✭Odats


    Don't be a dad cover your lad.
    Don't be silly wrap your willy.
    Putting Storks out of business since 1915


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    #4
    limklad
    Registered Users Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭limklad


    1. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
    2. When in doubt, shroud your sprout.
    3. She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick.
    4. If you go into heat, package that meat.
    5. Don't be in such a jiffy, cover that stiffy.
    6. Wrap it, before you tap it.
    7. If you really love her, wear the cover.
    8. Don't make the mistake! Muzzle that snake.
    9. Sex is cleaner with your packaged wiener.
    10. Never deck her with your unwrapped pecker.
    11. Don't be a prick, cover your dick!


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    #5
    fippy
    Registered Users Posts: 121 ✭✭fippy


    my favourite term for putting on a condom is simply:

    bally up!


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