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JESUS

  • 16-09-2009 9:56pm
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    jesus has riesn and wound up in liverpool, he foes up to the deaf man and restores his hearing, he goes to the blind man a nd restores his sight then he walks up to the cripple and the scouser syas 'get away ive got disibility pension'

    why was jesus so popular in ireland??
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    he was the first man 2 turn water 2 wine!!

    why is it lucky that jesus was crucified and not electrocuted ?
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    because a billion catholics bless the selves instead of convulsing and screamin aaaaarrrgghhhh


Comments

  • #2
    Iwasfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    I think this is more lolo material.


  • #3
    evil_seed
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,448 ✭✭✭evil_seed


    Jesus was Irish

    1. He had 12 drinking friends.

    2. He trained as a carpenter to work on the buildings.

    3. He was unemployed.

    4. He lived with his mother until he was 33.

    5. He thought his mother was a virgin.

    6. His mother thought he was God.


  • #4
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Iwasfrozen wrote: »
    I think this is more lolo material.
    :confused: Really??

    Huh..My sig has a button..


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