Tiesto Fail

ironclaw

Personally used like him, went to a good few gigs and really liked the odd tune he made. However, the new stuff.. Pure and utter garbage.

Ger_G

What a complete sellout at least his cheesy trance was an attempt at dance music now hese an electro pop douchebag

Uh oh...I'm gonna have to cover my back before meeting any of you lot...

Táck

he walked by me on saturday, tiesto. with four americans, and they were calling him by tiesto. does dj fingerbangmypissflap get called by their dj name in public?

BaZmO*

DarkJager wrote: »

He sees himself as the jesus christ of trance music:D

Well JC died for our sins, maybe Tiesto will die for his.

c0rk3r

Táck wrote: »

he walked by me on saturday, tiesto. with four americans, and they were calling him by tiesto. does dj fingerbangmypissflap get called by their dj name in public?

A big wtf! With that analogy you've gone from a slight exaggeration into an over the top, stepping into the realms of lunacy and just come out sounding like a extremist nutter trying to find pedantic reason to dislike the guy. Who cares, I've no idea what the names of most (nearly all) djs. I couldn't tell you judge jules, sasha, tiesto, dj rush, the guys in justice or daft punk etc. Would i call sasha sasha in person? instead of his real name Alexander Paul Coe (thanks wiki). Yeah i probably would, would he care? probably not.

run_Forrest_run

c0rk3r wrote: »

A big wtf! With that analogy you've gone from a slight exaggeration into an over the top, stepping into the realms of lunacy and just come out sounding like a extremist nutter trying to find pedantic reason to dislike the guy. Who cares, I've no idea what the names of most (nearly all) djs. I couldn't tell you judge jules, sasha, tiesto, dj rush, the guys in justice or daft punk etc. Would i call sasha sasha in person? instead of his real name Alexander Paul Coe (thanks wiki). Yeah i probably would, would he care? probably not.

chill, I thought the "dj fingerbangmypissflap" remark was quite funny actually:D

electrogrimey

run_Forrest_run wrote: »

chill, I thought the "dj fingerbangmypissflap" remark was quite funny actually:D

I actually Googled it to see if that was actually a DJ. I was quite disappointed when this thread was the only result.

milltown

So it's still available then?

Executive Steve

Táck wrote: »

he walked by me on saturday, tiesto. with four americans, and they were calling him by tiesto. does dj fingerbangmypissflap get called by their dj name in public?

Try calling Goldie by the name on his birth cert and see where that gets you...

Táck

c0rk3r wrote: »

A big wtf! With that analogy you've gone from a slight exaggeration into an over the top, stepping into the realms of lunacy and just come out sounding like a extremist nutter trying to find pedantic reason to dislike the guy. Who cares, I've no idea what the names of most (nearly all) djs. I couldn't tell you judge jules, sasha, tiesto, dj rush, the guys in justice or daft punk etc. Would i call sasha sasha in person? instead of his real name Alexander Paul Coe (thanks wiki). Yeah i probably would, would he care? probably not.

you sound like you've just been finger banged in your piss flap, relax...lifes too short to care about such idiosyncrasies particularly in relation to big name dj's who care less about you, then you do about dj fingerbangmypissflaps.

dj fingerbang exists, mark my words. he only introduces the pissflaps when him and his girlfriend are playing back to back...or front to front im not sure.

ConfusedBuyer

Hey dudes, i once saw Justin Robertson going for the mix and the RECORD started jumping. He just caught it and f**ked it out to the crowd. I cant figure out why any 1 would listen to this girlie crap. Its just for a load of muppets in tracksuits off their tits.
While im here im mad trying to get the name of a song...i had it on a henrys sept 92 tape. Ok i know this sounds mad but its some chick singing...LET ME TELL YOU...BOM...LET ME TELL YOU...the bom is a beat haha!!! Then she just goes off on a mad rant...Let me Let me Let me Let me Tell me Tell me Let me tell you.....????? Thanks, hate house but its some tune even for grey greg and s**t shane.

electrogrimey

ConfusedBuyer wrote: »

Hey dudes, i once saw Justin Robertson going for the mix and the RECORD started jumping. He just caught it and f**ked it out to the crowd. I cant figure out why any 1 would listen to this girlie crap. Its just for a load of muppets in tracksuits off their tits.
While im here im mad trying to get the name of a song...i had it on a henrys sept 92 tape. Ok i know this sounds mad but its some chick singing...LET ME TELL YOU...BOM...LET ME TELL YOU...the bom is a beat haha!!! Then she just goes off on a mad rant...Let me Let me Let me Let me Tell me Tell me Let me tell you.....????? Thanks, hate house but its some tune even for grey greg and s**t shane.

Smau5

VinylJunkie wrote: »

Le Douchebag strikes again

We all know he's lost it but that is far from terrible, "Diamond" on his new album is a cracking track!

Táck

its a far cry from flight 643

Smau5

Táck wrote: »

its a far cry from flight 643

For all the years, the pure magic of Tiesto.
He has revolutionized Trance.

He has nothing to prove anymore, critics can criticise!

Go lay in bed and listen to the 90's -00's
Things change, Tiesto's style is a example and I for one, like it.

Diageio_Man

Smau5 wrote: »

For all the years, the pure magic of Tiesto.
He has revolutionized Trance.

He has nothing to prove anymore, critics can criticise!

Go lay in bed and listen to the 90's -00's
Things change, Tiesto's style is a example and I for one, like it.

hows that working out for you?

Táck

yeah, think he was the inventor of the wear a t-shirt with my own name on it brigade as well.

credit where credits due, in fairness.

VinylJunkie

Smau5 wrote: »

For all the years, the pure magic of Tiesto.
He has revolutionized Trance.

Not to hard to do to be fair, put a donk on any 80s pop tune and you have a Trance classic.

The G Child

Not a fan of Tiesto, but to be fair, he's not as bad as he gets made out to be. It's just because he's so commercial that he gets slated. He plays trance Music and whatever his crowd want. People lap it up.

I'm sure he doesn't give a f*ck what all the Music experts like yourselves say once theres still millions of people buying his records, going to his concerts and buying his merchandise. Laughing all the way to the bank......

copeyhagen

The G Child wrote: »

I'm sure he's Laughing all the way to the bank......

yeh, the sperm bank

Riesen_Meal

Smau5 wrote: »

For all the years, the pure magic of Tiesto.
He has revolutionized Trance.

He has nothing to prove anymore, critics can criticise!

Go lay in bed and listen to the 90's -00's
Things change, Tiesto's style is a example and I for one, like it.

Sorry Tijs, didnt think you'd get so worked up, sorry about the thread.....

Smau5

Diageio_Man wrote: »

hows that working out for you?

Fine thanks,
Hows it being unappreciative?
What is your problem? you wouldn't know talent if it smacked you in the face.

If it's so easy to make Trance, why don't you do and reel in the fame and money, what Tiesto is doing.
I'm sure you'd stay true and reject all of that though.

Lol is a understatement.

OV

electrogrimey wrote: »

I actually Googled it to see if that was actually a DJ. I was quite disappointed when this thread was the only result.

It's actually Dj Fingerbangmypisshole

http://www.myspace.com/fingerbangmypissholencunt

es-cee

not very often i slate a dj, but i absolutely hate TIESTO!!!!! with his big stages and name in lights, takes the whole rave scene of dirty little kips and back alley warehouses away from the dance scene. nothin worse than a dj tryin 2 be a celeb in my opinion, GET OVER YOURSELF. not even a top dj skill wise, i know loads of english and irish dj's that would piss all over him.......and thats fact!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)

PatrickD32

Zascar wrote: »

There is a video of him online, I searched for it but could not find it, basically him arriving for a big gig, walking into the place backstage, camera follows him around on his walk through the corridors and he just generally acts like a complete knob. Camera follows him like a boxer or something, as he walks on stage to a massive crowd and huge stage setup, to play some more shyte tunes.

If anyone knows the one please post the vid, its absolutely priceless to just watch him proclaim himself as one of the worlds biggest tools

Is it a clip from his Tiesto in Concert DVD?

I listened to him back 6yrs ago, has some belters of tunes so he does.
Absolute muck nowadays.

run_Forrest_run

PatrickD32 wrote: »

Is it a clip from his Tiesto in Concert DVD?

yeah, I think it's on one of his DVDs. I saw it on youtube before but can't find it now. he's prancing around as if he's warming up for a boxing match, lightweight I'm sure;)

ironclaw

run_Forrest_run wrote: »

yeah, I think it's on one of his DVDs. I saw it on youtube before but can't find it now. he's prancing around as if he's warming up for a boxing match, lightweight I'm sure;)

Can't be sure but I have a feeling that sequence was shot in The Point Depot... While the actual concert was from Copenhagen, Denmark.

electrogrimey

ironclaw wrote: »

Can't be sure but I have a feeling that sequence was shot in The Point Depot... While the actual concert was from Copenhagen, Denmark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50-GleEAg6o

FYP

run_Forrest_run

ironclaw wrote: »

Can't be sure but I have a feeling that sequence was shot in The Point Depot... While the actual concert was from Copenhagen, Denmark.

that's not the one I was thinking of. I think the one I was looking at was the gig he did at Museumplein for Queensday or whatever they call it.

run_Forrest_run

d'oh, he's playing the O2 in March....:(

BaZmO*

run_Forrest_run wrote: »

d'oh, he's playing the O2 in March....:(

Ha, you just got the O2 message too?

old gregg

Anyone not on here posting as an alibi on Fri night 19 Mar 2010 will obviously be down at the Point 'shaking they ass to dem foot tapping tunes'

run_Forrest_run

BaZmO* wrote: »

Ha, you just got the O2 message too?

yep! Some day I might actually get one that's of interest to me!

ironclaw

Sounds stupid and I'll regret it, but €55 is actually an alright price for a concert. I know in the US some tickets went for obscene amounts of money ($200+)

But on the note on if I'll go, not so keen... :pac:

chrism2007

Zascar wrote: »

There is a video of him online, I searched for it but could not find it, basically him arriving for a big gig, walking into the place backstage, camera follows him around on his walk through the corridors and he just generally acts like a complete knob. Camera follows him like a boxer or something, as he walks on stage to a massive crowd and huge stage setup, to play some more shyte tunes.

If anyone knows the one please post the vid, its absolutely priceless to just watch him proclaim himself as one of the worlds biggest tools

thats the intro for his dvd.

just before he played a world record gig to a stadium packed full of people.

i suppose youve done better

Jello

Zascar wrote: »

There is a video of him online, I searched for it but could not find it, basically him arriving for a big gig, walking into the place backstage, camera follows him around on his walk through the corridors and he just generally acts like a complete knob. Camera follows him like a boxer or something, as he walks on stage to a massive crowd and huge stage setup, to play some more shyte tunes.

If anyone knows the one please post the vid, its absolutely priceless to just watch him proclaim himself as one of the worlds biggest tools

Here it is, what a knob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJJTVcSEp-s

Davei141

chrism2007 wrote: »

thats the intro for his dvd.

just before he played a world record gig to a stadium packed full of people.

i suppose youve done better

The day you realise that tiesto isn't a god will be as sad as the day you realised santy wasn't real. Brace yourself young man.

BaZmO*

I don't see what the problem with that clip is? He was obviously being directed and just looked like he was being told to wait in front of the camera to get shots for the DVD. He was hardly being a dick. Just looked excited more than anything else.

Useful.Idiot

Jaisus I never realised how much of a knacker he actually looked like.

Da Bounca

Think most of ye are being a bit harsh on Tiesto.

He's gone pretty bad of late, but he used to get the place goin back in the day.

Traffic & Cocaine

old gregg

Jello wrote: »

Here it is, what a knob

while watching the start of that vid the thought that suddenly came to me was this .... is it possible that Tiesto and TechnoViking are in fact one and the same?

VinylJunkie

Techno Viking could finish your life for that comment.

ironclaw

That video does have some low production value I have to say. But on the flip side he has done alot for charity and he raises the production value bar quite a bit. His EOL tour had the worlds biggest HD Screen in tow and some other tour firsts.

Still doesn't make me like the new stuff... :mad:

run_Forrest_run

Out of interest, does he play Ibiza a lot? I wonder how he fits in amongst the others DJs like Carl Cox and Jon Digweed both of whom I have big respect for.

ironclaw

run_Forrest_run wrote: »

Out of interest, does he play Ibiza a lot? I wonder how he fits in amongst the others DJs like Carl Cox and Jon Digweed both of whom I have big respect for.

He's been resident in Amnesia for two years now (June til September I believe). Every Monday. Imagine how much that costs! :eek:

milltown

BaZmO* wrote: »

I don't see what the problem with that clip is? He was obviously being directed and just looked like he was being told to wait in front of the camera to get shots for the DVD. He was hardly being a dick. Just looked excited more than anything else.

I'm inclined to agree. I was wondering why he had to keep stopping though. Was there a queue to get in?

run_Forrest_run

ironclaw wrote: »

He's been resident in Amnesia for two years now (June til September I believe). Every Monday. Imagine how much that costs! :eek:

big bucks I'd say, that explains the extortionate prices in there I presume.

BaZmO*

milltown wrote: »

I'm inclined to agree. I was wondering why he had to keep stopping though. Was there a queue to get in?

I reckon it was just the Director telling him to stop, film a bit, stop, film a bit, etc., etc.

Táck

ironclaw wrote: »

He's been resident in Amnesia for two years now (June til September I believe). Every Monday. Imagine how much that costs! :eek:

every monday in ibiza, im pretty sure for the last ten years, amnesia has been frequented by sven vath, richie hawtin and more recently ricardo vilalobos for their Cocoon nights.

tiesto plays in privilege, across the road, the largest club in the world. his nights (depending on guests) over there usually attract the rubber ravers, irish or british isles people who really are either stuck in the 90's or know no better (a bit like this thread) and now, from what i hear more eastern europeans.

Originally Posted by run_Forrest_run
Out of interest, does he play Ibiza a lot? I wonder how he fits in amongst the others DJs like Carl Cox and Jon Digweed both of whom I have big respect for.

carl cox? he's nearly as bad as ****ing tiesto.