Stupid reasons for being arrested

starbelgrade

Ok, so myself & the band were on our way to play a gig in Carlow. Due to the usual reasons (drummer forgot his sticks, bassist couldn't find his jocks), we were late as f*ck.

So, foot down, we bombed it till the petrol ran low.

Pulled over at a petrol station, panicking coz we were late & pulled out the hose without turning it off properly.

Got petrol all down my arm.

Anyway - to cut a long story short, as we drove off, the drummer handed me a spliff & a bit fell off onto my arm, setting it alight.

Not thinking that oxygen would make it worse, I waved my arm out the window to try & put it out.

Lucky me - there was a squad car behind us, who pulled us over. The guard said he'd have to arrest me.

When I asked for what, he replied, "Posession of a fire arm."

Professey Chin

I think my IQs just dropped

Greenmachine

If that was supposed to be funny. Back to the drawing board with you.

Random

I'm gonna give you a thanks for that OP. You deserve it.

D.Q

to be fair he probably arrested you for smoking a spliff while driving.

starbelgrade

Back to the drawing board, so.

brendansmith

starbelgrade wrote: »

Back to the drawing board, so.

Go futher than the drawing board please.

ronano

you ruined my night

LadyJ

My cousin once got approached by police while walking home on a cold winter's day because he was wearing a balaclava. They asked him what did he think he was doing wearing it etc. and he eventually embarassed them into pissing off by asking them were they going to arrest him for wearing a hat.

Senna

LadyJ wrote: »

My cousin once got approached by police while walking home on a cold winter's day because he was wearing a balaclava. They asked him what did he think he was doing wearing it etc. and he eventually embarassed them into pissing off by asking them were they going to arrest him for wearing a hat.

Yeah but was he also wearing clothes with arrows on them and bag over his shoulder with SWAG wrote on it? Sounds like a doggy character to me.

Epic Tissue

Was this actually a story or a terrible joke?

Senna

Epic Tissue wrote: »

Was this actually a story or a terrible joke?

What forum are you in?:D

sdanseo

You just wasted 30 seconds of nocturnalness.

Mahatma coat

Thats Great, is that an original Joke, I may just have to rob that and tell it in the pub later on :D:D


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starbelgrade

Mahatma coat wrote: »

Thats Great, is that an original Joke, I may just have to rob that and tell it in the pub later on :D:D


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Well if one person appreciated it, it was worth the effort.

deadwood

Senna wrote: »

Yeah but was he also wearing clothes with arrows on them and bag over his shoulder with SWAG wrote on it? Sounds like a doggy character to me.

If the bag had WAG written in it, then he'd be a doggy character.

dak

One I posted before !


Belfast Arrest!
Man runs out of a West Belfast pub with his arms on fire.
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Police catch him and charge him with having an armalite.

Mahatma coat

starbelgrade wrote: »

Well if one person appreciated it, it was worth the effort.

It went well, few groans:D:D I like the Armalite punchline tho :D:D

NoDice

Ha ha ha ha!!!

I thought it was hilarious! Love ridiculous word play!

The fact that some people went through so much effort to insult you is much worse than the joke too!!! Good job man.
Except for ronano's comment "you ruined my night" that was funny!

Thought this was going to be a thread discussing the funnier reasons people have gotten arrested for though!