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  • 18-09-2009 11:39am
    #1
    Rufus.T.Firefly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭


    Manny was almost 29 years old.

    Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next.

    Finally a friend asked him,

    "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman?

    Are you THAT particular?

    Can't you find anyone who suits you?"

    "No," Manny replied.

    "I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them.

    So I keep on looking!"

    "Listen," his friend suggested,

    "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ole Mother?"

    Many weeks past before Manny and his friend got together again.

    "So Manny. Did you find the perfect girl yet?

    One that's just like your Mother?"

    Manny shrugged his shoulders,

    "Yes I found one just like Mom.

    My mother loved her, they became great friends."

    "Excellent!!! So, are you and this girl engaged, yet?"

    "I'm afraid not.



    My Father can't stand her!"

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Wife: Oh, come on.

    Husband: Leave me alone!

    Wife: It won't take long.

    Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.

    Wife: I can't sleep without it.

    Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?

    Wife: Because I'm Hot.

    Husband: You get hot at the darnest times.

    Wife: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.

    Husband: If you love me you'd be more considerate.

    Wife: You don't love me anymore.

    Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.

    Wife: (Sob-Sob)

    Husband: All right, I'll do it.

    Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?

    Husband: I can't find it.

    Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!

    Husband: There! Are you satisfied?

    Wife: Oh, yes, honey.

    Husband:     Is it down far enough?

    Wife: Oh, that's fine.

    Husband: Now go to sleep.

    The next time, it's your turn to get up and turn the thermostat down.

    Wife: Yes, honey.


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