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Rufus.T.Firefly · 2009-09-18 20:38:16

My girlfriend is a porn star. She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Selling Bourbon Biscuits for 49p a pack? That's ASDA Price. Selling pathetic rape claim stories to the Sun? That's Katie Price. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.…

18-09-2009 9:38pm

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Rufus.T.Firefly

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My girlfriend is a porn star.

She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Selling Bourbon Biscuits for 49p a pack?

That's ASDA Price.

Selling pathetic rape claim stories to the Sun?

That's Katie Price.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says; "Fook off, you won't bring it back."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.

We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fooking red mark on her forehead.

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#2 18-09-2009 10:20pm

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#3 19-09-2009 7:29pm

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Rufus.T.Firefly wrote: »

My girlfriend is a porn star.

She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.

Genius

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