first line you ever said to your current partner(or ex if ur single )

useful_contacts

I met my current partner (fiance) in 2003- was a kind of a blind date sort of thing. when i went to meet him he had a beard at the time.

so my first line to my fella was "Holy crap you look like jesus" (and he did- oddly enough his nickname at the time was Jesus)

Can anyone else remember the first line you ever said to your current partner(or ex if ur single ). I only remember as it was so funny:)

trout

Hey bebbeh ... lookin' good :cool:

Max Power1

First thing I said to my now OH of almost 2 years was "haha,**** no" ! SHort story, we met in a certain rock bar, I was at the jukebox and she asked me to put on some Madonna

minidazzler

ASL, she replied, 15 F Cork.

It was love at first message:D

My name is URL

To an ex, I think it was something like "would you like me to get you a glass of water" while she was blowing chunks at Oxygen last year.

She enjoyed that glass of Rohypnol very much, and the relationship lasted a few months

Duff

''Eh what does it look like?..I'm playin football''

Said to my current g/f.

rubadub

Indeed I am looking for business.

AnonoBoy

"If I take the gag out do you promise not to scream?"










To which I replied:

"Hummpphhhh.... Meehehheehehee.... Harruruuummmpppppphhh."

AnonoBoy

Duff wrote: »

''Eh what does it look like?..I'm playin football''

Said to my current g/f.

Good one. What were you doing at the time?

neil_hosey

you look like i need a drink....

Duff

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Good one. What were you doing at the time?

Eating a fry.

brummytom

useful_contacts wrote: »

I met my current partner (fiance) in 2003- was a kind of a blind date sort of thing. when i went to meet him he had a beard at the time.

so my first line to my fella was "Holy crap you look like jesus" (and he did- oddly enough his nickname at the time was Jesus)

Can anyone else remember the first line you ever said to your current partner(or ex if ur single ). I only remember as it was so funny:)

*points and sings*
You shagged Jesus, you shagged Jesus

Yakult

"[Insert name of ex], thats a unusual name, nice tho"

Felt like it was yesterday still =/

useful_contacts

so much for my romantic type post:(

well it is A.H

Jet Black

Will I bring out the beans???

Ladies dont tell me a line like that would'nt make your knickers drop.





We worked in a supermarket together

mad_physist

disco at 3 am: "oi are you the girl who added me on facebook this morning?"

in fact it was her

Vain

Hi im Tits McGee

curry-muff

Have you ever smelled chloroform before???

Would you like some of my lollipop. I actually had one and is true.

ChocolateSauce

"Would you mind if I tied you up?"

me-skywalker

'Hi, have you got a light?' - me
'Have you got a cigarette?' - her
'Have you got a kiss?' - me


in that order... and that was it...

Jesus Wept

Most guys with long hair and beards are hilariously nicknamed Jesus by their hilariously unimaginative unfunny friends.

jumpguy

I dunno, I suppose I started with my ex on something like "hello" "hey" or something.

Aisling(",)

i said to an ex

OH MY GOD YOU LOOK LIKE KEVIN BACON!!!!!!!

i was very excited at the time.

Jesus Wept

Excited that you look like Kevin Bacon?

Neamhshuntasach

Aren't you a bit too old to be pissing on the street?

Aisling(",)

The-Rigger wrote: »

Excited that you look like Kevin Bacon?

no very excited that he did.

then later on we were sitting kinda close together talking on a couch and my friend goes you two been kissing and i answered not yet.
thank god he liked me at the time or else that have been horrifically embaressing afterwards.

Professey Chin

"Do you ever stop fcuking smiling?"
Anytime id seen her around town or shopping where I work she was smiling so I had to ask.(smooth I know)

Anonomyte

"Will you hold my pint while I go for a ****e?" It was love at first slap...

itsallaboutheL

So how're you got on with that bollox.....

she was with a buddy of mine at the time!!:p

The Big Red Button

"Dia dhuit"

"Dia dhuit"

"Conas atá?"

"Ceart go leor. Tusa?"

"Ceart go leor. Buail liom?"



God bless An Gaelteacht. Can't remember anything more recent unfortunately.

Jesus Wept

chatterpillar wrote: »

"Dia dhuit"

"Dia dhuit"

"Conas atá?"

"Ceart go leor. Tusa?"

"Ceart go leor. Buail liom?"



God bless An Gaelteacht. Can't remember anything more recent unfortunately.

An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas?

Tea-a-Maria

'Hi!Is this the video games event?'Yes,we're both enormous nerds.:o

princess-sprkle

you frightened the shite out of me. ahh romance

pikachucheeks

"What are you staring at?"

novarock

why are you wearing headphones in a nightclub?

good times....

Duff

''Ya don't sweat much for a fat bird''

armaghbhoy

i think it was, give me a kiss, to my ex...

brendansmith

Lets get married.

o1s1n

'Did someone say titties???'

And will never let me forget it either.

minidazzler

pikachucheeks wrote: »

"What are you staring at?"

He definitely laid a line on you then that worked:D

pikachucheeks

minidazzler wrote: »

He definitely laid a line on you then that worked:D

I actually can't remember his reply... I'll have to ask him!

I bet it was something along the lines of "Nothing, my eyes are both made of glass... like that burrrd Mini scored!"

:P

A beautiful girl came straight up to the bar I worked in, ordered a single shot of tequila off me. Quick as a flash, I hopped over the bar and said to my colleague, "Stan, two shots of tequila please". My mate gave me two tequila's, and I looked at her and said, "I could never let such a gorgeous girl drink on their own". We ended up going out for a whirlwind 5 months.

I still can't believe I did something so cringeworthy.

pikachucheeks

Papa Smut wrote: »

A beautiful girl came straight up to the bar I worked in, ordered a single shot of tequila off me. Quick as a flash, I hopped over the bar and said to my colleague, "Stan, two shots of tequila please". My mate gave me two tequila's, and I looked at her and said, "I could never let such a gorgeous girl drink on their own". We ended up going out for a whirlwind 5 months.

I still can't believe I did something so cringeworthy.

Aww, that's actually kinda sweet

Imagine if you'd fallen while jumping over the bar and made an arse of yourself though!

"One Tequila and a trip to A&E, please!" :P

sidneykidney

First line,knowing me it wasnt a line,just a word or two. Probably went something like this....Oh Hai.....

armaghbhoy

not a g/f or an ex just a 1 night thing but thought id add because it wasn't long ago.. random girl walks out of club, im outside
her: wheres the party? any parties?
me: (put my arms round her) its in my house
her: whos all there
me: me and you
she kisses me :rolleyes: good times

armaghbhoy

armaghbhoy wrote: »

not a g/f or an ex just a 1 night thing but thought id add because it wasn't long ago.. random girl walks out of club, im outside
her: wheres the party? any parties?
me: (put my arms round her) its in my house
her: whos all there
me: me and you
she kisses me :rolleyes: good times

Bet it was a pain in the ar$e when you woke up.












...From that dream :pac:

armaghbhoy

Papa Smut wrote: »

Bet it was a pain in the ar$e when you woke up.












...From that dream :pac:

far from a dream, had a hangover thats about it. lol but did the same again the next night ill teach ya sometime

minidazzler

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I actually can't remember his reply... I'll have to ask him!

I bet it was something along the lines of "Nothing, my eyes are both made of glass... like that burrrd Mini scored!"

:P

I've a feeling I shouldn't have posted that now:o, if I ever go to a beers people will remember that:D

Ah well:D C'est la vie.

I once said Hi to a girl handed her a drink and scored her. Easiest I ever kissed/some other stuff. Didn't get laid though. More out of choice than anything.

I will kiss and do anything else with any girl(and I mean ANY). But I won't have sex with just anyone. Weird I know but that's me:D

radiodrive

'will ya have a cup of tea' to which she replied 'yes'. Ah it was the start of something special and we will still share tea to this day.

pikachucheeks

minidazzler wrote: »

I will kiss and do anything else with any girl(and I mean ANY)

Mini, you must be bleedin' riddled!
:pac: