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first line you ever said to your current partner(or ex if ur single )

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  • #52
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Mini, you must be bleedin' riddled!
    :pac:

    Nope. Tested clean 6 weeks ago***:D And Have only had intimate knowledge of one person since then. I am off girls until I am sober when I meet them, that is how ashamed of myself I was after the Glass eyed one.

    I have one lined up for sobriety meet too so all's well:D

    I'm not actually such a Dog when sober. But when I get drunk and my friends are there, they tend to dare me to go places I don't want to go!!:(

    *** I didn't suspect I had anything, but better safe than sorry, besides I have sex with very few girls, and ALWAYS ones I know a bit at least.


  • #53
    HAPPYGIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    A few years ago my sister introduced me to a guy in a nightclub and straight away she left to go to the bar. The guy looked me up and down and said " so justify your existence". Totally shocked i said "oh go fcuk yourself" and walked away, he came after me and we ended up going out for a year.:pac:


  • #54
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    HAPPYGIRL wrote: »
    A few years ago my sister introduced me to a guy in a nightclub and straight away she left to go to the bar. The guy looked me up and down and said " so justify your existence". Totally shocked i said "oh go fcuk yourself" and walked away, he came after me and we ended up going out for a year.:pac:

    That guy is god, I am gonna use that.....when I am over my celebate period and it will be perfect because it will only work on smart girls who I can hold a conversation with:D.


  • #55
    HAPPYGIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    minidazzler wrote: »
    That guy is god, I am gonna use that.....when I am over my celebate period and it will be perfect because it will only work on smart girls who I can hold a conversation with:D.

    He is one of the smartest guys i know and that line is probably why we are still really good friends years later. He told me i had justified my existance by the end of the night because i was so arguementative. :D


  • #56
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    HAPPYGIRL wrote: »
    He is one of the smartest guys i know and that line is probably why we are still really good friends years later. He told me i had justified my existance by the end of the night because i was so arguementative. :D

    Tell him I said thank you, but that line is now mine.:D

    If he is still with you it is OK due to the fact he doesn't need it right now:D


  • #57
    HAPPYGIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Tell him I said thank you, but that line is now mine.:D

    If he is still with you it is OK due to the fact he doesn't need it right now:D

    No we are not together. Actually he got married recently. He has no use for the line so i'll just tell him its yours. Because despite the promising start he turned out to be a push over. :D


  • #58
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    HAPPYGIRL wrote: »
    No we are not together. Actually he got married recently. He has no use for the line so i'll just tell him its yours. Because despite the promising start he turned out to be a push over. :D

    Way I see it, the line just opens the door:D (Now, just to get rid of this damn self imposed celebacy!!:)


  • #59
    HAPPYGIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Way I see it, the line just opens the door:D (Now, just to get rid of this damn self imposed celebacy!!:)

    Why the self imposed celebacy? Not good.

    Actually now you have a mission. Go out, use the line and report back. I want to know if anyone else falls for it. Because years later it still amuses me.


  • #60
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    HAPPYGIRL wrote: »
    Why the self imposed celebacy? Not good.

    Actually now you have a mission. Go out, use the line and report back. I want to know if anyone else falls for it. Because years later it still amuses me.

    Read the most embarrassing drunken stories, you will understand then.

    Celebacy ends when I score while sober, which at the minute looks like Thursday.:D


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  • #61
    armaghbhoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭armaghbhoy


    HAPPYGIRL wrote: »
    Why the self imposed celebacy? Not good.

    Actually now you have a mission. Go out, use the line and report back. I want to know if anyone else falls for it. Because years later it still amuses me.

    think i might have a go at it myself at the weekend, if i do i'll report back. might get a slap or a clueless girl though but i love a challenge :)


  • #62
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    armaghbhoy wrote: »
    think i might have a go at it myself at the weekend, if i do i'll report back. might get a slap or a clueless girl though but i love a challenge :)

    Eh, did you miss where I said the line is mine. You are not allowed use it in Dublin, Cork or Galway.

    Everywhere else is fair game.:D


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