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RTE" Late Night stars of poker - Sunday night.

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    #62
    YULETIRED
    Registered Users Posts: 1,709 ✭✭✭YULETIRED


    Dara you legend, I luv it, I'm in for 20 bucks also.


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    #63
    Jayminator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Jayminator


    tm2204 wrote: »
    JP, you should be able to get it on RTE's website, www.rte.ie, under the 'RTE Player' link probably from tomorrow.


    :D

    Its not up on the site yet so I cant throw stones at the tv watching that DP fella..


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    #64
    nicnicnic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,724 ✭✭✭nicnicnic


    ferdyfish wrote: »
    few bevies beforehand. be gas going in locked laughing away.

    I tried this as did someone else in heat three, really really not looking forward to it airing


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    #65
    aya14
    Closed Accounts Posts: 797 ✭✭✭aya14


    In for 20 bucks thats 500 if you knock DP the fcuk out.


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    #66
    one ill cat
    Registered Users Posts: 427 ✭✭one ill cat


    This still isn't up, looks like RTE have decided against it.

    Also in for 20, GL


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    #67
    El Stuntman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,720 ✭✭✭El Stuntman


    in for 20 also

    has to be said with relish though, no muttering under the breath ;)


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    #68
    big_iain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,610 ✭✭✭big_iain


    nicnicnic wrote: »
    I tried this as did someone else in heat three, really really not looking forward to it airing


    I wasn't drunk nicky, you where ok on set. no worries imo


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    #69
    Moneymaker
    Registered Users Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Moneymaker


    20 shipped across :D

    Will be willing to greatly increase that donation if you grievously wound that DP arsehole


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    #70
    Paul Spillane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭Paul Spillane


    All in a good cause, put us down for $200, $100 brucey bonus if you stand up and shout it.


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    #71
    Lurker1977
    Registered Users Posts: 1,210 ✭✭✭Lurker1977


    In for $20


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    #72
    nicnicnic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,724 ✭✭✭nicnicnic


    its going so easy for Dara to get "Bling blang blaouw" in as the pimp is in his heat, in for €20


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    #73
    doke
    Registered Users Posts: 872 ✭✭✭doke


    El Stuntman wrote: »
    in for 20 also

    has to be said with relish though, no muttering under the breath ;)

    Practising in front of the mirror as we speak :D


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    #74
    doke
    Registered Users Posts: 872 ✭✭✭doke


    Paul Spillane wrote: »
    All in a good cause, put us down for $200, $100 brucey bonus if you stand up and shout it.

    Fair play Paul.

    Think I'll have to be as drunk as a Waterford poker player to pull off the shout, but will give it a shot.


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    #75
    reilly110
    Registered Users Posts: 463 ✭✭reilly110


    in for $50 where do i ship to?


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    #76
    Trippie
    Registered Users Posts: 1,993 ✭✭✭Trippie


    Can we have the rocky hat make an appearance too doke?


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    #77
    doke
    Registered Users Posts: 872 ✭✭✭doke


    Trippie wrote: »
    Can we have the rocky hat make an appearance too doke?

    Fortunately I think it violates the dress code.


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    #78
    doke
    Registered Users Posts: 872 ✭✭✭doke


    reilly110 wrote: »
    in for $50 where do i ship to?

    Thanks Mark. Shippage can be done online at http://www.autismireland.ie/listing.asp?id=38 if/when I manage to bling blang blaouw on RTE.


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    #79
    big_iain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,610 ✭✭✭big_iain


    The secret to getting this broadcast is this;

    What for a big hand and as the pot is awarded or when you knock someone out you say the line.

    They are gonna try there hardest to editted it out so you have to say it more then once. If it can become a catchline for the show it would be air'd loads of times.

    If you can get it in the air'd show more then once i will match the number of times it is air'd in donations. ie. once €20 . Twice €40 and so on.


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    #80
    Moneymaker
    Registered Users Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Moneymaker


    its bing blang blaow, not bling ftr =D

    also doke, if you throw in 'lol donkaments' and 'math is idiotic' i will donate an extra 20 bucks each.


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    #81
    doke
    Registered Users Posts: 872 ✭✭✭doke


    Moneymaker wrote: »
    its bing blang blaow, not bling ftr =D

    also doke, if you throw in 'lol donkaments' and 'math is idiotic' i will donate an extra 20 bucks each.

    I realised it's bing but I figured a bit of customisation would be in order given Big Mick's presence and the fact that he's threatening to be wearing all manner of chains, medallions, studs, rings, hoops, stones, bangles, necklaces, fascinators, circlets, coronets, diadems, tiaras, grills, armlets, anklets, brooches, prince's wands and what not.


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    #82
    gorrrr72
    Registered Users Posts: 539 ✭✭✭gorrrr72


    Moneymaker wrote: »
    its bing blang blaow, not bling ftr =D

    also doke, if you throw in 'lol donkaments' and 'math is idiotic' i will donate an extra 20 bucks each.

    An extra $20 if it's said in a bostonian accent? And maybe throw in a "howdya like those apples" ala the big C.


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    #83
    The Improver
    Closed Accounts Posts: 516 ✭✭✭The Improver


    Any one know where i can watch this? cant find it nowhere


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    #84
    BobSloane
    Registered Users Posts: 1,158 ✭✭✭BobSloane


    In for 20. Also from the genius who brought the world bing blang blaow for anyone that missed it:)

    http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/optimus-prime-helmet-table-225968/

    A friend is paying me $500 to wear an Optimus Prime helmet (w/ built in voice changer ftw) at the $200+$20 LHE event at the Borgata Summer Open. In order for me to get paid I need to:

    - Put on the helmet as soon as the first hand is dealt
    - Refer to all old people at the table as Deceptacons
    - Check-Raise every street
    - Use at least 15 Optimus Prime lines before the floor manager, who am I to refer to as Megatron, attempts to throw me out.

    Tips?


    ......some time later........



    UPDATE!!!!

    Thank you guys for the support and tips, especially SweetSassy for the extra quotes!

    I wish I could have brought you tales of victory over megatron but I'm sorry to say that the attempt failed even before the first hand could be completed. Here's how it went.

    Borgata Summer Open Event #8 $200+30 Limit Hold'em 12:00 PM

    Prior to the tournament I rehearsed several lines and payed $6 bucks for batteries at the casino store to make sure they were fresh and ready.

    I sat down at the table with helmet in bag, seated at tabled number 23 (total of 27 tables).

    "Seat 7 will be the button, Shuffle up and deal"

    Perfect I was seat 7.

    My friend was acting like he was watching the table next to the one I was at, trying not to laugh.

    EP raises, I unzip my bag and grab the helmet

    There is one other caller and as soon as the action is on me I slap the helmet on, and activate the voice changer.

    "Torture isn't my sport, but I accept your challenge, Decepticon" (I almost burst out laughing)

    "RAISE"

    Now the problem was, I couldnt see too well and couldnt tell what chips I was grabbing and didnt know what color was what (T Chips) so I just grabbed the top half of my stack and threw it in
    I couldnt really see what was going on but the dealer look pissed.

    I hear several decepticons mumbling
    "What the hell is that...",
    "Whats wrong with you",
    "This isn't No Limit" (LOL)

    Dealer "FLOOR"

    At this point I'm like oh **** here we go.

    "Heroes never die. I optimus Prime, can never be conquered"

    Floor comes over and tells me to take it off or shes going to call security

    At this point I knew this was a complete failure but I had to get 1 more line out "GIVE IT UP MEGATRON"

    Then I quickly took the helmet off and explained to them I was just having a little fun. The floor didnt think it was fun. She told me that I would not get anymore warnings and Id be thrown out if I disrupted the tournament again. I felt like a moron (but it was sweet)

    I put the helmet away and the dealer pushed back the extra chips that I threw in the middle. Decepticons at the table were shaking their heads like I was some sorta f'n idiot messing up their Limit Tournament.

    I wanted to shoot a quick smile at my friend but when i looked for him he was gone, so i sent him a quick text message: F U

    Luckily the dude to my left was in his late 20s and found it pretty hilarious

    I busted out in the tourney after about 5 hours and only half the field was gone by then (limit).

    In all I got off 3 lines. I failed to even checkraise 1 street.

    I did my best guys.

    Hopefully someone else can pull this off better and at a bigger tourney than me(any chance doke?)


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    #85
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,855 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    Genius.


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    #86
    Moneymaker
    Registered Users Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Moneymaker


    Read that the other day. As a TF geek I almost died.


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    #87
    Enzo Scifo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 139 ✭✭Enzo Scifo


    My eyes my eyes :D:D, what a legend.


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    #88
    niallk
    Registered Users Posts: 749 ✭✭✭niallk


    The Improver wrote: »
    Any one know where i can watch this? cant find it nowhere
    +1


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    #89
    mocata
    Registered Users Posts: 365 ✭✭mocata


    Shipped, now make me proud! :p


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    #90
    westlife
    Closed Accounts Posts: 324 ✭✭westlife


    in for €50............ extra €50 for humming 'somewhere over the rainbow' during somebody's big hand....:D


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    #91
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    heh, limit, why limit! NL would be funnier imo.


    Got a Mr T 'Gold' (plastic) chain with buttons that shout Mr T slogans at christmas a few years ago. Considered wearing it for a tournament but I didn't have the gall.


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