Islamic terrorists using new technique

ronbyrne2005

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2646557/Suicide-bomber-hid-explosives-up-his-backside.html

Only a matter of time before they pack their arses full of semtex and down a plane. We'll need internal body scans at airports too.

df1985

gives a whole new meaning to the term explosive diarrhoea

El Guapo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lhf9U5Wf3Q

AckwelFoley

thank fcuk graham norton isnt muslim

wudangclan

imagine the training you have to do to get ready for this.:eek:

Senna

would a woman not have been better for this job?

allanb49

Making these bombs is a pain in the arse,
**** way to go

greendom

Class quote

Prince Nayef, who had led an anti-terror crackdown in Saudi Arabia, injured his hand. He admitted: "He surprised me by blowing himself up

."
No s**t Sherlock

Whosbetter?

Holey Sh1t!

kleefarr

Senna wrote: »

would a woman not have been better for this job?

Yeah. Two hiding places.

chin_grin

I stopped reading at ".........the Sun."

_Arctic_

That aint new... Ever hear of a "Prison Purse"?

AnonoBoy

Next they'll try and contaminate batches of Prep H with liquid semtex and nobody with piles will be safe.

sean0

all these terrorist attacks are a pain in the arse

brummytom

So they've moved on from terrorism to stick-ups?

Bandit12

I'd find a Dublin taxi driver a more realiable source than the sun newspaper

Whosbetter?

Fookin Terrorists!

Always sturrin' the sh1t.:rolleyes:

mukki

that wouldn't really work, they need the force of the symtex to propel objects at enough velocity to go other through people nearby,

i recommend that they stick about 50 x6inch nails up their ass first,


oh and don't forget kids....cutting yourselfs about 30 times verticially would help the nails to exit unrestricted.




Idiots

Riddle101

A terrorist with a bomb up his arse is just not a terrorist at all. What ever happened to the days when terrorists would phone in a bomb and give you a chance to evacuate. Sometimes I think these guys are doing things half arsed.

procure11

ronbyrne2005 wrote: »

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2646557/Suicide-bomber-hid-explosives-up-his-backside.html

Only a matter of time before they pack their arses full of semtex and down a plane. We'll need internal body scans at airports too.

These dudes are laden with so much pressure
Now they have to Bin it out
I would say Osama caused it all!!

Heaven help us

ejmaztec

Riddle101 wrote: »

A terrorist with a bomb up his arse is just not a terrorist at all. What ever happened to the days when terrorists would phone in a bomb and give you a chance to evacuate. Sometimes I think these guys are doing things half arsed.

They're doing the evacuating themselves.

Going organic with sprouts and pickled onions is cheaper than Semtex anyhow, and far more destructive.

cherryghost

Thats a right pain in the arse alright

ejmaztec

I expect The Sun is waiting for the first one to get caught before detonation, so's they can use the headline "Terrorist Disarseter Averted".

The_Kew_Tour

Not only is it lack of balls these days now eh

Dun laoire

chin_grin wrote: »

I stopped reading at ".........the Sun."

They are a disgrace of a newspaper. Joking aside, it's a very serious incident and their headline is "Suicide Bummer" I mean for fuk sake! haha. Best thing on that paper is Mrs Openshaw. What a minx that one :pac:

galwayrush

Offer all passengers some pork products ala Mrs Doyle persistence, if anyone refuses, don't let them on board.

dazco

gives a new meaning to the phrase HOLEy war.............:rolleyes:

smk89

there adapting... we must stop them. next thing theyll mate with our women and produce irish suicide bombers

Crow71

Cockpit.............u make ur own joke up

pistonsvox

ew thats just left blood and poo everywhere. what an idiot

G_R

ah ffs, i really cant be arsed having to go through more security in airports.

fúckin terrorists

Victor_M

Are we sure yer man hadn't been on the toot the night before? By the sounds of things, a night on Bulmers Pear leads to similar results!

You Suck!

Maybe Goatsy was terrorist propaganda!?! Ó_o

Dr_H_Lecter

damn now its pipe bombs


in related news disgraced ex singer gary glitter has just set up his own airport security firm (sheriffs badge security).
he promises radical new tactics along with a personal touch.

irishconvert

ronbyrne2005 wrote: »

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2646557/Suicide-bomber-hid-explosives-up-his-backside.html

Only a matter of time before they pack their arses full of semtex and down a plane. We'll need internal body scans at airports too.

Why is he an "Islamic" terrorist? Would you call the IRA "Catholic terrorists"? No, I didn't think so.