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Couple Of Quick 'Uns

Rufus.T.Firefly · 2009-09-21 23:17:47

A doctor regularly has a drink at this bar after office hours. Every night the same thing, a daiquiri with an almond in it. One night he orders the regular and the bartender is a bit annoyed to find that they are out of almonds. Not wanting to lose a good customer he scrounges around and finally comes up with a hickory nut…

22-09-2009 12:17am

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Rufus.T.Firefly

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A doctor regularly has a drink at this bar after office hours.

Every night the same thing, a daiquiri with an almond in it.

One night he orders the regular and the bartender is a bit annoyed to find that they are out of almonds.

Not wanting to lose a good customer he scrounges around and finally comes up with a hickory nut and serves that in the daiquiri, thinking the doctor wouldn't notice.

Unfortunately the doctor picks up on it right away and asks, "What the fook is this?"

The quick thinking bartender replied..................

"That’s a hickory daiquiri doc."

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I saw an AA man driving down the road the other day,

He looked very sad and depressed....

I thought to myself...

That mans heading for a breakdown

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#2 22-09-2009 9:48am

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nothing like a good joke in the mornin

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