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Rufus.T.Firefly

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.

When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said,

"Wow, these seats are big!"

The person next to him answered,

"Everything is big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar.

Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands.

He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!"

The bartender replied,

"Everything is big in Texas."

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located.

The bartender replied, "Second door to the right."

The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door.

Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting,






"Don't flush, don't flush!
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A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures carved on it, in order:

A Woman, A Donkey, A Shovel, A Fish, A Star of David.

After months of study, the leader took the rock and went on a lecture tour.

He said the carvings were thousands of years old but even so, they revealed a lot about the people of that time.

The woman being placed first in the line of figures showed that women were held in very high esteem - most likely a family oriented culture.

They probably used the donkey to till the fields.

The shovel shows they were highly intelligent as they knew how to make tools.

The fish shows they knew how to augment the crops they raised by also reaping from the sea.

The Star of David of course indicates they were a very religious group of people.

A little old man in the front row finally got the attention of the speaker.
When acknowledged he said,

"I'm sorry to blow your conclusions but you were reading it left to right.

In Hebrew we read from right to left.

That way it reads,




"Holy Mackerel, Dig the Ass on that Chick!"

Nikko

Quality - cheers Rufus T.

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