Unemployed People: Should they be allowed keep cats?

FedEx

wudangclan wrote: »

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nice one .... FedEx notices that PigHead is quite a creative writer!!

ejmaztec

Overheal wrote: »

And then they all laugh at me for making a thread that implied communism is bad.

Can I send you the bill for the medical expense of having my sides stitched up after howling with laughter since that fateful day?

And don't you start saying that fascism is bad, or the next bill will be much worse.:pac: Sieg Overheil.

Abi

Pighead wrote: »

whats stopping jobless people getting jobs?

They have to stay at home to mind their cats.

mega man

Pighead wrote: »

A question Pighead has asked before but a question that has popped up again due to the next door neighbours moggy doing a poo on this posters doorstep.

Pighead has often been accused of being a lightweight poster who doesn't get to the heart of the meatier matters in todays society. Such accusations can be hurtful but like the ex President Mugabe, Pighead ignores these jibes and puts a price on the head of the dastardly accusers.

Unemployed people usually don't have any jobs. You'd think this would leave them sad, morose and in the depths of a depression that even a snivelling little worm couldn't comprehend. But no, all the unemployed people in Pighead's town are seemingly happy go lucky carefree humans whose lack of a 9-5 seems to inspire their afternoon sessions of smug in your face grinning. This smug in your face grinning tends to be accompanied by a smug in your face cat.

Pighead walks past these unemployed windows and hears the smug jobless inner thoughts that other people are too busy too hear. Some say this is a gift but rest assured it is far far from it.

"Hey ya Pighead, have a nice day at work?" they taunt. "Thanks for contributing to my cats dinner, was gonna get her some shitty Lidl cat food but remembered that it was you who was paying for it so upgraded to Whiskas.

"Would you mind doing a bit of overtime this weekend Pighead? poor Miss Pussy has an ingrown toenail and I really ought to take her to the vet to get her fixed up" Rage builds when Pighead hears these selfish thoughts. This rage leads to some serious questions being asked. whats stopping jobless people getting jobs? Why are they so happy in their status of non contributors to society? What starts with C and rhymes with Fats? All these questions lead to one answer. Cats.

Cats are to blame for the jobless' inertia and smugness. Get rid of the cats, get rid of the problem. As Churchill once said ""I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

So how about it? If someone is parasitically sponging off decent hard working Pigheads, why not have somebody from the the Irish Cat Agency come and take their precious cats away as a punishment for their idleness and an incentive to actively seek work even if that work involves cleaning drains?

Not everyone suffers from Herd Mentality. Most workers (suckers ) do.

Pighead

Abigayle wrote: »

They have to stay at home to mind their cats.

Give that girl a gold star. Spot on Abigayle.

So it follows, that if we as a society take their cats away from them, they will have nothing to stay at home for and they will in due course join the ranks of the employed. This scheme could well get this country back on it's feet. We could call it TAMA. (Take A Moggy Away)

Pighead

mega man wrote: »

Not everyone suffers from Herd Mentality. Most workers (suckers ) do.

Pighead can instantly deduce that you are a cat owner. In fact you probably own about seven or eight of the fcukers. You probably didn't even type that last post yourself as you're lazy fingers aren't able to push the keys on your keyboard anymore.

You've trained one of your cats to type for you. Sent little Ginger away on a typing course to save you the bother. And who paid for the typing course? Wasn't you was it? Of course not. It was Pighead and his ilk. You're right mega man, we are suckers.

mega man

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead can instantly deduce that you are a cat owner. In fact you probably own about seven or eight of the fcukers. You probably didn't even type that last post yourself as you're lazy fingers aren't able to push the keys on your keyboard anymore.

You've trained one of your cats to type for you. Sent little Ginger away on a typing course to save you the bother. And who paid for the typing course? Wasn't you was it? Of course not. It was Pighead and his ilk. You're right mega man, we are suckers.

By the way, I hate cats.

Pighead

mega man wrote: »

By the way, I hate cats.

Pretty impressive mega man. Looks like you've thought the dog to type as well.

sdanseo

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead's guessing that stands for-
thread's legendary; delightful read.

Thanks buddy.

Abi

Pighead wrote: »

Give that girl a gold star. Spot on Abigayle.

/places on left nipple

So it follows, that if we as a society take their cats away from them, they will have nothing to stay at home for and they will in due course join the ranks of the employed.

Then they'd get a pet brick,
and go on the sick,
and when they see their neighbour;
greet him with "hows it goin' ye prick"?


Can I have another gold star now? Only, the other nipples getting cold.

Reindeer

If Pighead is upset about sponging cats, Reindeer wonders what the Greyhounds hard at work in the racetracks think of the lazy bastards.

Joey the lips

I figure if we just shot all the unemployed we may just make you happy. Solve the next great shortage as well, that is food and water!