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two hundred quid it is...

  • 23-09-2009 9:57pm
    #1
    Nikko
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    Chris goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

    "Hi Nora, is Tony home?"

    "No, he went to the shop."

    "Would you mind if I wait?"

    "Not at all, come in."

    They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred quid right now if I could just see one."

    Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - its a hundred quid. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred quid on the table.

    They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred quid if I could just see the both of them together."

    Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred quid on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

    A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over."

    "Thats great," says Tony, "did he drop off the two hundred quid he owes me?"

    :P


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