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Arthur Guinness Day!!

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    #32
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Euro_Kraut wrote: »
    To yore ma!
    His ma?
    I ****ed your mother back in the 80's. I'm your father.
    Then I ****ed her up the arse and created your ****head brother.

    What?
    You object to that?
    But you quite happily made reference to doing someone else's mother and thought that was funny. What's the problem here?
    I just made it a bit more graphic.

    Oh. I see. It's ok when you say it, but when someone makes a reference to your mother, then it gets to you.

    Or is it that you were just trying to be funny by posting an ancient meme and now you're pissed off that it was turned back on you?


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    #33
    Neamhshuntasach
    Registered Users Posts: 2,168 ✭✭✭Neamhshuntasach


    carefulnow99 wrote: »
    are you serious? or you just messin? €3:20 a pint on campus have to say not bad stuff at all like!!:D:D

    Well 2pac said it on his latest album. Track 7. So i assume it's ghetto gospel.


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    #34
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Terry wrote: »
    His ma?
    I ****ed your mother back in the 80's. I'm your father.
    Then I ****ed her up the arse and created your ****head brother.

    What?
    You object to that?
    But you quite happily made reference to doing someone else's mother and thought that was funny. What's the problem here?
    I just made it a bit more graphic.

    Oh. I see. It's ok when you say it, but when someone makes a reference to your mother, then it gets to you.

    Or is it that you were just trying to be funny by posting an ancient meme and now you're pissed off that it was turned back on you?

    Let him have a chance to speak man.


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    #35
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Terry wrote: »
    His ma?
    I ****ed your mother back in the 80's. I'm your father.
    Then I ****ed her up the arse and created your ****head brother.

    What?
    You object to that?
    But you quite happily made reference to doing someone else's mother and thought that was funny. What's the problem here?
    I just made it a bit more graphic.

    Oh. I see. It's ok when you say it, but when someone makes a reference to your mother, then it gets to you.

    Or is it that you were just trying to be funny by posting an ancient meme and now you're pissed off that it was turned back on you?

    Jesus Christ, Terry


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    #36
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Roberto Slow Fur wrote: »
    Let him have a chance to speak man.
    No.


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    #37
    Euro_Kraut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,957 ✭✭✭Euro_Kraut


    brummytom wrote: »
    :eek::eek::eek:

    Did he just..?

    :eek:

    *dies of shock*

    Ya I did. And it felt soo good.


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    #38
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,027 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    Terry wrote: »
    His ma?
    I ****ed your mother back in the 80's. I'm your father.
    Then I ****ed her up the arse and created your ****head brother.

    What?
    You object to that?
    But you quite happily made reference to doing someone else's mother and thought that was funny. What's the problem here?
    I just made it a bit more graphic.

    Oh. I see. It's ok when you say it, but when someone makes a reference to your mother, then it gets to you.

    Or is it that you were just trying to be funny by posting an ancient meme and now you're pissed off that it was turned back on you?

    whoa there, someone is in a bad mood:D


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    #39
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    brummytom wrote: »
    Jesus Christ, Terry
    Not comma. It's "is".

    Jesus Christ is Terry.

    See what I did there was point out the obvious.
    When someone posts "yore ma", what they are saying is that they have ****ed your mother. I just made it clear.
    This is why I have discouraged posting of that phrase in AH. It just turns nasty and i have pointed out the nasty side of it.


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    #40
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Terry wrote: »
    Not comma. It's "is".

    Jesus Christ is Terry.

    See what I did there was point out the obvious.
    When someone posts "yore ma", what they are saying is that they have ****ed your mother. I just made it clear.
    This is why I have discouraged posting of that phrase in AH. It just turns nasty and i have pointed out the nasty side of it.

    Fair enough, just came across as a bit harsh but c'est la vie.

    On the plus side, a lesbian just added me on msn


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    #41
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Terry wrote: »
    When someone posts "yore ma", what they are saying is that they have ****ed your mother. I just made it clear.
    This is why I have discouraged posting of that phrase in AH. It just turns nasty and i have pointed out the nasty side of it.

    ...

    Are you saying my mother is nasty?


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    #42
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    dannym08 wrote: »
    whoa there, someone is in a bad mood:D
    Nah. I'm actually happy for the first time in a few weeks.

    Now it may be that I've been really pissed off for the past three months and a slight bit of happiness is fooling me into thinking that I'm in a good mood, but I'm going to go with that I'm happy right now.


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    #43
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    brummytom wrote: »
    Fair enough, just came across as a bit harsh but c'est la vie.

    On the plus side, a lesbian just added me on msn
    A dude with a chick's name who says that he only does chicks is not a lesbian. He's a straight man.

    Roberto Slow Fur wrote: »
    ...

    Are you saying my mother is nasty?
    Yes.


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    #44
    Euro_Kraut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,957 ✭✭✭Euro_Kraut


    Terry. I am sorry. 1,000 posts and not a 'Yor* M*' to be seen.

    But it had to do it once. Just once to see how it felt.

    I feel dirty now.


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    #45
    Firefly Fan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭Firefly Fan


    DigiGal wrote: »
    Ah jaysus pessimistic penny

    Its a day where we get to celebrate getting drunk with our mates bitta good tunes and might even get a few free pints out of it too
    Its also a day where the whole world is celebrating something Irish made!

    If it wasn't for the fact that they need St James gate to PR spin it that the stuff is still Irish, the holding company that owns subsidiary Guinness would be out of this country in a flash.
    Lets not be fooling ourselves.
    Guinness I consider no longer to be Irish.

    The most sound that will be heard tomorrow is the opening and closing of tills as more fools find yet another excuse to throw away their money on something that will also be pouring out of them with an hour or three!


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    #46
    DigiGal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,434 ✭✭✭DigiGal


    Terry you are such a badass :)


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    #47
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    As if i needed an excuse to drink Guinness.


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    #48
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Firefly Fan wrote: »
    If it wasn't for the fact that they need St James gate to PR spin it that the stuff is still Irish, the holding company that owns subsidiary Guinness would be out of this country in a flash.
    Lets not be fooling ourselves.
    Guinness I consider no longer to be Irish.

    The most sound that will be heard tomorrow is the opening and closing of tills as more fools find yet another excuse to throw away their money on something that will also be pouring out of them with an hour or three!
    I bet you're an immigint.


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    #49
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    DigiGal wrote: »
    Terry you are such a badass :)
    God damn right I am.


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    #50
    Firefly Fan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭Firefly Fan


    Terry wrote: »
    I bet you're an immigint.

    So far off base, you have no idea.

    Born and bred Irish.


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    #51
    grenache
    Registered Users Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    Cheers to Arthur for producing a stout so bland i'd rather drink water. To the stout brand that is now mass produced by Diageo, a British company, where everything is about the image, the colour and the two part pour, and where how the stout actually tastes is of little importance. To the company that, in terms of employment, systematically favoured one religion over the other for over 200 years. Yeah i cant wait to toast Arthur tomorrow alright :rolleyes:


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    #52
    Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Terry wrote: »
    God damn right I am.

    Prove it, I dare you to pose naked infront of the spire.


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    #53
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,027 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    Today's the day!!!


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    #54
    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Vain wrote: »
    Prove it, I dare you to pose naked infront of the spire.
    He wouldn't have the balls!


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    #55
    Firefly Fan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭Firefly Fan


    grenache wrote: »
    Cheers to Arthur for producing a stout so bland i'd rather drink water. To the stout brand that is now mass produced by Diageo, a British company, where everything is about the image, the colour and the two part pour, and where how the stout actually tastes is of little importance. To the company that, in terms of employment, systematically favoured one religion over the other for over 200 years. Yeah i cant wait to toast Arthur tomorrow alright :rolleyes:

    Yea - but lets PR spin over all that - some fools will swallow it - and the slop drink too!
    ...and people wonder why the Irish were/are seen as also a nation of heavy drinkers! :rolleyes:


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    #56
    Euro_Kraut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,957 ✭✭✭Euro_Kraut


    Happy Authur's Day everybody!!!!!!!!!


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    #57
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Firefly Fan wrote: »
    So far off base, you have no idea.

    Born and bred Irish.
    I was joking. I actually know who you are, the url of you and your partner's website, where you live, the names of your children and a bit more.
    Really. I do.


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    #58
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Terry wrote: »
    A dude with a chick's name who says that he only does chicks is not a lesbian. He's a straight man.

    Yeah it wasn't a lesbian. I saw two girls names in the name and presumed so.
    It now appears that's her first and middle name :(

    (And, if you're reading this - sorry :o)


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    #59
    DigiGal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,434 ✭✭✭DigiGal


    Firefly Fan wrote: »
    If it wasn't for the fact that they need St James gate to PR spin it that the stuff is still Irish, the holding company that owns subsidiary Guinness would be out of this country in a flash.
    Lets not be fooling ourselves.
    Guinness I consider no longer to be Irish.

    The most sound that will be heard tomorrow is the opening and closing of tills as more fools find yet another excuse to throw away their money on something that will also be pouring out of them with an hour or three!
    Ah well....

    Me and my OH used to work in a pub and it closed down leaving us both jobless...
    hate to see that happen to anyone else so Its nice to see pubs getting some business...


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    #60
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    brummytom wrote: »
    Yeah it wasn't a lesbian. I saw two girls names in the name and presumed so.
    It now appears that's her first and middle name :(

    (And, if you're reading this - sorry :o)

    Sorry for adding you, jesus;)


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    #61
    Firefly Fan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭Firefly Fan


    Terry wrote: »
    I was joking. I actually know who you are, the url of you and your partner's website, where you live, the names of your children and a bit more.
    Really. I do.

    LOL
    That I have no doubt nor ever did.
    The perks of knowledge and awareness! ;)


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