Golf Terms

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An Adolf - taking two shots in a bunker.
An Arthur Scargill - great strike but a poor result.
A Rodney King - over-clubbed.
An O.J. Simpson - shouldn't have, but got away with it.
A Condom - safe but didn't feel right.
An elephant's a**ehole - it's high and it stinks.
A sister-in-law - I'm up there, but I know that I shouldn't be.
A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner.
A Gerry Adams - a provisional.
A Dennis Wise - nasty little five footer.
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read.
A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't.
A ladyboy - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems.
A gynaecologist's assistant - just shaves the hole.
Does your husband play? for when a man hits a short tee shot.
A Cuban - needs one more revolution.
A Brazillian - hits the narrow stip down the middle.
A Glen Miller - kept low and didn't make it over the water.
A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver.
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver.
A Michael Jackson - fading away.
An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result.
A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it.
A Tony Blair - too much spin.
A Bin Laden - driven out and never to be found again.
A Jamie Oliver - you really want to smack it but you can't

youtheman

A David O' Leary - not my fault, it's the club's fault

Dravokivich

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Vico1612

1. A “Paris Hilton,” an expensive hole
2. A “James Joyce,” an impossible read
3. A “Rock Hudson,” looked straight, but wasn’t
4. A “Cuban,” needed one more revolution
5. An “Elton John,” a big bender that lips the rim
6. A “Lou Gehrig,” a dead Yank
7. A “German,” a hooken****er
8. A “Saddam Hussein,” from one bunker straight into another bunker
9. A “Yasser Arafat,” ugly and in the sand
10. A “Kate Winslett,” a little fat but otherwise perfect
11. A “JFK, Jr.,” didn’t make it over the water