embarrising parents

burner2009

I took my gf home to meet my parents and instead of the whole well and how are ya
my mother goes straight for a bag of baby pictures of me ( which i have no idea where she hides) and shows her all of them

does any one else parents embarraes them

or is it just mine

mikom

burner2009 wrote: »

I took my gf home to meet my parents and instead of the whole well and how are ya
my mother goes straight for my bag of baby pictures

Peado ...... you disgust me.

joeduggan

LOL:D:D

messrs

my ma done the same. although i was with my bf 2 years at the time but he was in my house for my bday and family got cake for me with photo on front of me as baby! (very nice of them!!) and my ma kept out lots of baby photos to show him!

Captain Darling

I'm so embarrised for you...

ejmaztec

A friend of mine, whose mother was an obnoxious old bat, invited his girlfriend round for dinner. About ten minutes into it, his mother looked the girlfriend dead in the eye and said stone-faced, "I don't like you!".

A couple of minutes later, my friend and his soon to be ex gf, upped and left.

Fajitas!

My old man farts in public then blames it on me. Fcuker.

burner2009

mikom no need 2 b callin peop peados now just cuz u dnt have a gf for ur parents 2 show pictures 2

Nodin

burner2009 wrote: »

I took my gf home to meet my parents and instead of the whole well and how are ya
my mother goes straight for a bag of baby pictures of me ( which i have no idea where she hides) and shows her all of them

does any one else parents embarraes them

or is it just mine

Be aware that some women discuss their sex lives, in frank and horrifying detail, with their mothers. Thus, in a way, your baby pictures are the least shame you may have to endure.

Podge2k7

Fajitas! wrote: »

My old man farts in public then blames it on me. Fcuker.

What a legend!:D

kincsem

Fajitas! wrote: »

My old man farts in public then blames it on me. Fcuker.

IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are ****** and blaming it on you

That poem is starting to make sense.

Jumpy

burner2009 wrote: »

mikom no need 2 b callin peop peados now just cuz u dnt have a gf for ur parents 2 show pictures 2

Your text speak makes me embarrassed to be the same species as you.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

burner2009 wrote: »

mikom no need 2 b callin peop peados now just cuz u dnt have a gf for ur parents 2 show pictures 2

Please, leave this crap to bebo... We speak English in here, tyvm.

ejmaztec

burner2009 wrote: »

mikom no need 2 b callin peop peados now just cuz u dnt have a gf for ur parents 2 show pictures 2

Is that typed on one of those Tesco Value Range keyboards?:eek:

dr.bollocko

Martha Obnoxious Grapevine wrote: »

Please, leave this crap to bebo... We speak English in here, tyvm.

Please leave the modding to the moderators thank you.


Txtspk, not OK.

Poor Uncle Tom

One very cold and wet night after the pub, feeling a bit amerous with the new GF but where to go? I decided to bring her home, the parents should be asleep and we could use the parlour. Quiet as we could I opened the front door and creept in, heading for the parlour door with the GF in tow when we hear 'Tom, is that you boy, are you on your own?'
Of course I said I was on my own and then I heard the most embarrasing statement I will ever hear in my life. 'Bring up the bucket, your father wants to s***e and he's too f****n lazy to go out in the wet..':eek::eek::eek:

Several years of trauma ensued.

az2wp0sye65487

burner2009 wrote: »

I took my gf home to meet my parents and instead of the whole well and how are ya
my mother goes straight for a bag of baby pictures of me ( which i have no idea where she hides) and shows her all of them

does any one else parents embarraes them

or is it just mine

Yes, your parents embarrass me too.

Sea Sharp

I'd be more concerned of my gf's opinion of my parents than my parents opinion of my gf.

Feckin eejits.

brummytom

Oh God, Don't get me started. I've posted a load on here already:
Mom's always the embarrassing one:

• Screaming "Tomtommmm" through a packed supermarket
• Gently telling me to stop watching porn
• Asking if I was gay
• Accidently letting slip the date I was conceived
• Keeping an expicit diary of the conception of my brother /mom's pregnancy
• Telling my mates about the time I tried to join Zippo's circus as a clown
• Always kissing/hugging me in busy public places
• Singing in church louder than the Cantor
• Talking to NHS Direct on the phone when I was ill, asking me was I inflamed 'down by [my] bits'
• Arguing for 5mins about 10 pence in Tesco

Well that's all I can recall for the moment

thorbarry

burner2009 wrote: »

I took my gf home to meet my parents and instead of the whole well and how are ya
my mother goes straight for a bag of baby pictures of me ( which i have no idea where she hides) and shows her all of them

does any one else parents embarraes them

or is it just mine

I bet your parents think your an embarrassment to them :P

thorbarry

brummytom wrote: »

• Gently telling me to stop watching porn
• Asking if I was gay

Solution: Stop watching gay porn

Jessica xxx

ejmaztec wrote: »

A friend of mine, whose mother was an obnoxious old bat, invited his girlfriend round for dinner. About ten minutes into it, his mother looked the girlfriend dead in the eye and said stone-faced, "I don't like you!".

A couple of minutes later, my friend and his soon to be ex gf, upped and left.

OMG, thats crazy!! What a weapon!!

Diabhal Beag

They really can't help themselves. They just say the most embarrassing **** to cockblock ya. Tis a shame

Melange

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

One very cold and wet night after the pub, feeling a bit amerous with the new GF but where to go? I decided to bring her home, the parents should be asleep and we could use the parlour. Quiet as we could I opened the front door and creept in, heading for the parlour door with the GF in tow when we hear 'Tom, is that you boy, are you on your own?'
Of course I said I was on my own and then I heard the most embarrasing statement I will ever hear in my life. 'Bring up the bucket, your father wants to s***e and he's too f****n lazy to go out in the wet..':eek::eek::eek:

Several years of trauma ensued.

Mother. Of. God.

I don't know how you didn't immediately drop dead from embarrassment.

Poor Uncle Tom

Melange wrote: »

Mother. Of. God.

I don't know how you didn't immediately drop dead from embarrassment.

I know....
it's 30 years later and I still wake up in cold sweats over it...
they were lovely people, they just ruined my life...

Irishpimpdude

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

I know....
it's 30 years later and I still wake up in cold sweats over it...
they were lovely people, they just ruined my life...

You had no toilets 30 years ago?

Poor Uncle Tom

Irishpimpdude wrote: »

You had no toilets 30 years ago?

No.
The incident happened about 1976, got indoor loo in 1978.

El Guapo!

When I started working in the garage that I currently working in, my parents came to look at a car they were interested in buying. They met my boss and were chatting to him when (bear in mind I'm 22) my ma blurted out...."Is he being good for you? He's not being cheeky is he?!!":eek::eek:

I promptly drop-kicked my mother through a windscreen.*:cool:





*not really but sweet Jesus i was tempted!

Ruu_Old

My Mam visited me a few months ago and asked several people in my job (included the assistant director and director) if I was being good and behaving myself! Has to be an Irish mammies thing!:D

newmills

Travelling home in the car with the mother...i'm about 15-16. Mother says to me "you're a bit old for santa now"..me laughing "yeah i suppose so". "You'd probably prefer a blow up doll":eek:
Didn't speak - just went red and looked out the window!!