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lemon head

Does anybody know where i can get a letter/email sample as i wish to inform my colleagues that i'm leaving the job and would like to invite them for a beer or two.:(

Hope i have this in the right forum

funk-you

"I'm outta here folks. Scoops?"

-Funk

lemon head

Not quite...lol

Kiera

Why cant you send an email and stick a few pics of pints in it?

AnonoBoy

lemon head wrote: »

Does anybody know where i can get a letter/email sample as i wish to inform my colleagues that i'm leaving the job and would like to invite them for a beer or two.:(

Hope i have this in the right forum

Dear all,

It's been extremely average working with you guys these past few years. I have been bored daily with tales of your children and the home improvements you are wasting all your free time doing.

I do not care if Katie got off with Charlie from accounts (although she did and gave him an STD). I do not want to partake in the Lotto syndicate or the Fantasy Cricket league (Cricket? **** you.) I do not enjoy paintballing but I do dream about teabagging some of you every so often.

I amused myself sometimes by peeing in the coffee. Didn't you ever wonder why I only drank coffee that was ordered in?

I was the one who reported our ex-boss for using his company computer to hire escorts for his business trips. I was also the one who showed him the websites to do it from and told him that nobody would ever find out.

I hate you all.

Pints tonight at 6 in the local. Mine's a Guinness considering the day that's in it.

Cheers,

Mr. X.

petes

Kiera wrote: »

Why cant you send an email and stick a few pics of pints in it?

Thats what I do even just asking mates to go for pints.

3qsmavrod5twfe

You could use it as a Father Ted-esque opputunity to settle old scores.

"All,

I'd like to thank you for all the support over the past years. Most of you I will miss. Others I won't. The others are:

Mary from Accounting - You wouldn't go out with me
John from Payroll - You rode Mary instead
The guy with the nervous tick whose name escapes me from sales. - You are just an arse.
Jimmy the slightly racist security guard - Ah Jimmy, he starts every sentence with "I'm not a racist but..." and says something racist. Will you ever learn!

The rest of you can meet me for pints and maybe hookers in "Eric the Sleaze's"

Good Luck and Thanks,
Lemon Head"

What could possibly go wrong



edit: dammit someone kinda got in before me

Kiera

Insurgent wrote: »

Thats what I do even just asking mates to go for pints.

Yeah me too, it kinda makes sense.

Rabies

Hmmm... Creative Writing forum

Nah... screw it, can stay here.

Just drop them an email or call and casually invite them to drinks. Easy

TheZohanS

Print this on an A4 and pass it around:

This is the end

This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
Ill never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...strangers hand
In a...desperate land

Lost in a roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

Theres danger on the edge of town
Ride the kings highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...hes old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and well do the rest

The blue bus is callin us
The blue bus is callin us
Driver, where you taken us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...i want to...**** you

Cmon baby, take a chance with us
Cmon baby, take a chance with us
Cmon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin a blue rock
On a blue bus
Doin a blue rock
Cmon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free
But youll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end


Pints?

It BeeMee

Log into your boss's email ...

"Colleagues

Lemon Head is leaving us today. Free bar in Fuzzy's Gentleman's Club from 7-10 tonight. Partners welcome, but not advisable

See you there

Your Boss"