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the new cow...

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  • 24-09-2009 6:18pm
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    Nikko
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    After the only cow in a small Tipperary town suddenly stopped giving milk, the angry townspeople discovered they could buy a new cow in Cork for EUR200. So they raised the money and bought the cow, which produced milk continuously.

    Happy with their success, the townspeople decided to buy a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. However, every time the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away.

    Confused and upset, the townspeople consulted with the local vet.

    "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away," said a town elder. "If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An attempt from the side, she walks away to the other side."

    The vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "By any chance, did you buy this cow in Mallow?"

    The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow.

    "You are truly a wise vet," said the town elder, "How did you know that?"

    With a distant look in his eye, the vet replied: "My wife is from Mallow."

    :P


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