Men -v- Women - Differences

dylano_k

Roy "Chubby" Brown joke..

You women are mad when you see a stain on the toilet you have to go and wipe it clean, Not us men tho....we just piss it off !!

What more differences like this do you no of ?

FruitLover

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

GLaDOS

This

walshb

FruitLover wrote: »

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

Unless you're Caster Semenya...

renraw

Men can physically prove they had an orgasm :rolleyes:

walshb

renraw wrote: »

Men can physically prove they had an orgasm :rolleyes:

I don't think that is entirely accurate.

G_R

walshb wrote: »

Unless you're Caster Semenya...

or lady gaga

renraw

walshb wrote: »

I don't think that is entirely accurate.

I won't even go there haha....but classic haha

Mrmoe

walshb wrote: »

I don't think that is entirely accurate.

Yes, we all know women don't have orgasms full stop.

cruiser178

Everyone knows women dont fart,men are constantly blowing hot air out their ass.

artanevilla

It is true what they say: Women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9.

dylano_k

dannym08 wrote: »

or lady gaga

OMFG I just seen IT for the 1st time

G_R

dylano_k wrote: »

OMFG I just seen IT for the 1st time

I'm sorry to have been the one to break it to you:D

SLUSK

alot of women spend their money on shopping various useless items of clothing.

alot of men spends their money shopping useless gadgets, like this thing here - a chainsaw powered via usb cable.
http://usbchainsaw.com/

Neamhshuntasach

Women break your heart, men break your hymen.

Kashkai

Women are illogical, hormone driven, emotional creatures where as Men are logical creatures which is why I've often wondered why there were women on Spock's homeworld of Vulcan. Then again, his mother was human so perhaps the Vulcans imported earth women to mate and then threw them into the many volcanos on Vulcan after the birth. Thats why Vulcans "Lived long and Prospered" as there were no moaning, nagging women folk to drive them to an early grave or who sucked their bank accounts dry.

Shryke

PhysiologyRocks

Personality-wise, well it depends on the person.

Some anatomical and physiological variations exist that are pretty constant, though.

Vain

cruiser178 wrote: »

Everyone knows women dont fart,men are constantly blowing hot air out their ass.

hahahaha, I say someone is blowing out hot air with that fact.

SLUSK

Here is a story from real life, I worked in a bar in Australia for a while. Everytime when you closed the bar them women's toilets were much filthier than the mens toilet. It was one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen.

Also as a man I was sexually harassed by women pinching my ass. Imagine what would have happened if a drunk man did the same thing to a female coworker at the same bar...

smallerthanyou

Men sweat..women glow..

SarahChambers

We are all the same I think, we bleed when we are cut, we feel bad when we are put down, we smile when we are happy. I think men and women are the same apart from the obvious differences

The Big Red Button

SarahChambers wrote: »

We are all the same I think, we bleed when we are cut, we feel bad when we are put down, we smile when we are happy. I think men and women are the same apart from the obvious differences

Go on AH ... I'm just waiting for it!!! :rolleyes:

jaysusjones

SarahChambers wrote: »

We are all the same I think, we bleed when we are cut, we feel bad when we are put down, we smile when we are happy.

I hear ya SC, BUT ALL (yes all) the same could be said about the differences between man/woman and a...oh I dunno...a dog..

Before you guys disagree , take a look at this f*cker and tell me he ain't happy

yesindeed.jpg

Capt'n Midnight

as to a difference between them in these days of equality I can't conceive

GLaDOS

chatterpillar wrote: »

I'm just waiting for it!!! :rolleyes:

So is she