Little cnuts with bangers

az2wp0sye65487

I don't know what to do. There's a shower of little f**kers in my area ranging in age from about 10 - 15. They have a load of bangers, which they are letting off right beside the houses. Now these are fairly strong. You can feel a shock or vibration when they're let off.

I was coming home this evening to have one thrown my direction just as i got out of my car, in my front garden. I went after them and they walked off, but they know as well as I do that I can't touch them.

I don't actually know exactly where they live, so I can't go to their parents (even if I did I doubt it would do any good, as every parent thinks their child is an 'angel')

So I can't touch them, as I will end up in trouble.
I can't get their parents involved as i don't know who or where they are.
They aren't put off by me and my neighbour standing in the front garden to get them to fcuk off.
I also think that the more I react to them, the worse they'll get...

Any suggestions? Should I call the guards? would they even bother with something like this?

Kiera

You shouldn't have gone after them outside your house. They now know this pisses you off and where you live. I'd say you can expect more bangers thrown at your house.

You need to ignore little fúckers like this so they get bored and move to somewhere where they will get a chase.

Leftyflip

Leave vodka outside, mix eyedrops in with vodka, laugh at fact that they will soon **** their pants.

Jet Black

Yes ring the guard's. Had a bunch of fuker's in the area lighting fire's and setting off firework's. The guard's came and got rid of them.
Get other's to phone too.

RHunce

throw a banger or two bag at the little sh!ts

Black Swan

Louise Acidic Rotation wrote: »

I also think that the more I react to them, the worse they'll get...

"Don't feed the trolls!"

Louise Acidic Rotation wrote: »

Should I call the guards?

Worth a try.

pikachucheeks

Flash them, leave them mentally scarred for life!

kumate_champ07

hose them down
or throw bangers at them

citizen_p

just ignore them...

Chris_533976

Water pistol full of ink and soap.

Jackeenboy

Put one in their letterbox

jumpguy

Loads of lads around my town throwing off fireworks randomly (I'm a keen observers...for the lights!) What's the occasion though?

Vain

Watch porn, it will help you relax.

az2wp0sye65487

Mask wrote: »

Yes ring the guard's. Had a bunch of fuker's in the area lighting fire's and setting off firework's. The guard's came and got rid of them.
Get other's to phone too.

Yeah, sounds like the most sensible option...

Mousey- wrote: »

just ignore them...

Easy to say when you don't have to put up with it.

Jackeenboy wrote: »

Put one in their letterbox

I would if i knew where the fcukers live

Dartz

You'll need wood, lots of it, and a half-full jerry-can of petrol. (It must be a metal can. Calor Kosangas yokes work for this too.)

Place the Jerrycan or Kosangas cyclinder on the ground. Cover it with wood. Light the wood on fire and retire to a very distant distance.

Fuel-air explosions ftw. Fire will solve your problem. If fire doesn't solve your problem, you didn't use enough of it.

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>> Or you can videotape them and report them to the Gardaí. Either way is good. One looks cooler but is ilegal. The other works but is boring.

On second thoughts, better just call the gards.... explosions can be notoriously fickle things. Fun, but fickle.

squod

Obviously you should tell their' parents. If the parents don't solve the problem then obviously what you need to do is stink-bomb their' gaffs out of it, at three o'clock in the mornin'. Packets of them, into the letter-box. Simple as.

And here, don't forget to lash a few into the rain gully on the car.
Can't have da arrive in work not smellin' of arse.

My name is URL

Vain wrote: »

Watch porn, it will help you relax.

Little Cnuts With Bangers is probably the title of a porn movie too.. poor OP just can't catch a break =(

Iang87

oh those little ****ers with those bangers i didnt realise its banger season again.

The guards should catch them and light the bangers and stick them up whoever has the bangers hole

fullstop

jumpguy wrote: »

Loads of lads around my town throwing off fireworks randomly (I'm a keen observers...for the lights!) What's the occasion though?

Hallowe'en

az2wp0sye65487

squod wrote: »

Obviously you should tell their' parents. If the parents don't solve the problem then obviously what you need to do is stink-bomb their' gaffs out of it, at three o'clock in the mornin'. Packets of them, into the letter-box. Simple as.

And here, don't forget to lash a few into the rain gully on the car.
Can't have da arrive in work not smellin' of arse.

As I already stated, I don't know where they live, so cant call in to the parents. As I also said earlier, judging by the little bollix's behaviour, there isn't a whole lot of parenting going on!

Griffen262

Just in the gate 5 minutes at the ploughing yesterday...and had a "person" come up to me "do ya wana buy some black hats(fireworks), boss".....shtop i didnt kno wat he was talkin about first!!!!thats where they got them OP....



:pac:.............G

PrivateEye

Never 'got' the appeal as a kid. Was a fcker for the oul' smokebombs but. Great potential there.

You Suck!

Simple, throw 10 bangers in your neighbours letter box and blame the little bastards.......enraged neighbour run's over the little fuckers and takes the rap you otherwise might have took, then in the absolute smuggness of your manipulitive ways go home and watch some porn.......???????......PROFIT!

Cianos

Mask wrote: »

Yes ring the guard's. Had a bunch of fuker's in the area lighting fire's and setting off firework's. The guard's came and got rid of them.
Get other's to phone too.

+1. Go around to as many of your neighbours as you can. They're probably just as pissed off with it as you are, especially the older people. Tell your neighbours that you haven't found calling the guards by yourself effective, but if everyone on the road rings whenever it happens, it should be enough to get the guards out to actually do something about it.

No further organisation required. The noise of the bangers themselves are the signal for everyone to get on the phone immediately.

Jet Black

Just be careful op when they ask you to finger the ones who did it... I misunderstood this and I was the one arrested.

stovelid

Did it myself, to my shame. Well, not at people, but outside houses.

Hold off ringing the guards for a day or two. On the (admittedly slim) off-chance that they turn up pretty quickly, they'll know you grassed them up.

If you succumb to the temptation of battering one of them, you might be bringing grief on yourself.

Might be better off ignoring them. For a while at least.

SoWatchaWant

Citizen.

karlog

Dont worry hopefully they'll blow their fingers off from holding the banger too long.

That'll be a lesson well learned.:D

TheTubes

follow them until they have to go home, then tell their parents.

if that doesnt work knock one out (knock out the kid, not have a fap), then light one of his bangers in his hand so that he looses a couple of fingers, take pics and post them here.
Then photoshop a cat into the pic and put a caption on it like "i can has your fingers, nom nom nom"
print the pic and post them all over the schools in your area, it will do more to discourage bangers than any "beware of fireworks" haloween ad.

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mick_ser

TheTubes wrote: »

follow them until they have to go home, then tell their parents.

if that doesnt work knock one out (knock out the kid, not have a fap), then light one of his bangers in his hand so that he looses a couple of fingers, take pics and post them here.
Then photoshop a cat into the pic and put a caption on it like "i can has your fingers, nom nom nom"
print the pic and post them all over the schools in your area, it will do more to discourage bangers than any "beware of fireworks" haloween ad.

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lol classic

GLaDOS

TheTubes wrote: »

follow them until they have to go home, then tell their parents.

if that doesnt work knock one out (knock out the kid, not have a fap), then light one of his bangers in his hand so that he looses a couple of fingers, take pics and post them here.
Then photoshop a cat into the pic and put a caption on it like "i can has your fingers, nom nom nom"
print the pic and post them all over the schools in your area, it will do more to discourage bangers than any "beware of fireworks" haloween ad.

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And if that doesn't work, repeat with another one but not in the hand, there's all sorts of fun orifices you can insert it into

ballsymchugh

TheTubes wrote: »

follow them until they have to go home, then tell their parents.

if that doesnt work knock one out (knock out the kid, not have a fap), then light one of his bangers in his hand so that he looses a couple of fingers, take pics and post them here.
Then photoshop a cat into the pic and put a caption on it like "i can has your fingers, nom nom nom"
print the pic and post them all over the schools in your area, it will do more to discourage bangers than any "beware of fireworks" haloween ad.

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i thought pellet gun would be a good answer, but to be honest, this could be one of the best messages i've ever read. to the tubes, what the hell do you think about when you have spare time??!!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Kiera wrote: »

You shouldn't have gone after them outside your house. They now know this pisses you off and where you live. I'd say you can expect more bangers thrown at your house.

You need to ignore little fúckers like this so they get bored and move to somewhere where they will get a chase.

I love you Ciara

CHD

If you can't beat them join them

The Al Lad

Just get one of them and put a replica gun in his mouth, tell him if he ever come's near your house again you will blow his head off... word will spread like wildfire that you are a crazy vigilante...and from then on the children in your area will know you as MAD DOG

Hobbes

You pay taxes? Then call the guards. You pay for it, then get them to sort them out. Call the local station (or drop in), don't call the emergency number.

If a banger had blinded you or caused serious damage to you, then you'd be calling the guards in a heartbeat. So better to pre-empt it before they actually hurt someone. They crossed the line when they threw it at you.

I actually think most of these kids go away if you ask them nicely. Seriously, I know you're all probably laughing at me typing that but I've had so many issues with teenagers around my apartment, knick knocks, kicking footballs against the windows etc and the more annoyed we got at them the more fun it was. So one day, my husband went out to them and just said, listen lads, give it a rest, he kind of said, I know you're only having fun and that's fair enough but it's old now. It worked, never had one of them back in over a year.

Call them over, talk to them on their level, tell them that you used to love halloween etc when you were their age and you don't want to be a spoil sport but could they tone it down as you're an old man now and could have a heart attack. I bet it works.

Kernel

Are these the little cnuts? They come out every halloween letting off fireworks and starting fires.

Davo D

You can't threaten the little bastards and let them get away, if you do they'll get their dad/brother/uncle (probably the same person) to come after you.

My advice...leave no survivors.

Funkytown

You need to be smart

Remember they may be little ****ers but they are still children, more easily traumatised than adults.
Study the child, learn its likes and dislikes, find out what it loves the most then kill/destroy it.

then smoke a cigar.

chess not checkers.

ROCKMAN

The Al Lad wrote: »

Just get one of them and put a replica gun in his mouth, tell him if he ever come's near your house again you will blow his head off... word will spread like wildfire that you are a crazy vigilante...and from then on the children in your area will know you as MAD DOG

Replica gun ,.......Amateur, ,:D

az2wp0sye65487

The Al Lad wrote: »

Just get one of them and put a replica gun in his mouth, tell him if he ever come's near your house again you will blow his head off... word will spread like wildfire that you are a crazy vigilante...and from then on the children in your area will know you as MAD DOG

ROCKMAN wrote: »

Replica gun ,.......Amateur, ,:D

I know, sure they all have replica guns & pellet guns themselves. They'd probably be better able to tell the difference between a replica & a real one than I would!

genericguy

just man up, go out and batter the first one you can catch. they won't come back. tell them you'll kill them if they tell their parents, it worked for the priests for years.

orourkeda

Pin one of said youths to the ground.

Remove the underwear of said individual.

Insert infuriating banger up the individuals sphincter muscle.

Ignite attached explosive device.

Hold the individual in place until attached device has erupted and damaged the individuals sphincter and anal cavity.

Warn the injured party that the next time they decide to let off an offensive banger within earshot of you property then you will insert two such device where you stuck the first one.