The Help Me With a Put Down Thread

The Volt

I need something really witty to shut my friend up over bebo, he's always, always commenting on my photo's ridiculing me, the instant I do it then it's your classic case of being able to give and not take. Here's the current conversation. It's a picture of him being severely sloppy with a girl in a club, something he'd always slag me about.



Me:new king mush

Him:**** off glen ya born again virgin

Me:ah i forgot you can give slaggings but not take them. apologies again

Him:Watever. . . . . ****n twat!

His Girlfriend:lads lads now, relax..

Him:Lol, yes boss x x

MeLIt is better to be assumed a fool rather than speak and remove all doubt


His Girlfriend:aww isnt it cute he speaks about himself like that :L :L


Me:C'mon Grainne he can fight his own battles!

His Girlfriend:didnt say he couldnt, i was merely commentin on ur comment

Him:Why are u such a pedantic little boy?


What's annoying about the whole scenario is that he's actually being serious and trying to act like a mad thing in front of this new girl. I need something to just shut him up

jethro081

Voltwad wrote: »

I need something really witty to shut my friend up over bebo, he's always, always commenting on my photo's ridiculing me, the instant I do it then it's your classic case of being able to give and not take. Here's the current conversation. It's a picture of him being severely sloppy with a girl in a club, something he'd always slag me about.



Me:new king mush

Him:**** off glen ya born again virgin

Me:ah i forgot you can give slaggings but not take them. apologies again

Him:Watever. . . . . ****n twat!

His Girlfriend:lads lads now, relax..

Him:Lol, yes boss x x

MeLIt is better to be assumed a fool rather than speak and remove all doubt


His Girlfriend:aww isnt it cute he speaks about himself like that :L :L


Me:C'mon Grainne he can fight his own battles!

His Girlfriend:didnt say he couldnt, i was merely commentin on ur comment

Him:Why are u such a pedantic little boy?


What's annoying about the whole scenario is that he's actually being serious and trying to act like a mad thing in front of this new girl. I need something to just shut him up

"here mate i had her first" would probably suffice

Wheelie2009

I fu cked you ma last night while your da jacked off watching!

No need to thank me.

_SONIC_

Wheelie2009 wrote: »

I fu cked you ma last night while your da jacked off watching!

No need to thank me.

**** that was you??

no wonder i couldnt sleep last night!!!!!


lol

focus_mad

either I had her first or I had her first before me brother had here!!

Iv used it before and the results are classic..

Or just let his girlfriend know that he was investigated by the Garda for certain "IMAGES" on his pc..

drkpower

Voltwad wrote: »

I need something really witty to shut my friend up over bebo, he's always, always commenting on my photo's ridiculing me, the instant I do it then it's your classic case of being able to give and not take. Here's the current conversation. It's a picture of him being severely sloppy with a girl in a club, something he'd always slag me about.



Me:new king mush

Him:**** off glen ya born again virgin

Me:ah i forgot you can give slaggings but not take them. apologies again

Him:Watever. . . . . ****n twat!

His Girlfriend:lads lads now, relax..

Him:Lol, yes boss x x

MeLIt is better to be assumed a fool rather than speak and remove all doubt


His Girlfriend:aww isnt it cute he speaks about himself like that :L :L


Me:C'mon Grainne he can fight his own battles!

His Girlfriend:didnt say he couldnt, i was merely commentin on ur comment

Him:Why are u such a pedantic little boy?


What's annoying about the whole scenario is that he's actually being serious and trying to act like a mad thing in front of this new girl. I need something to just shut him up

Why are you being such a pedantic little boy?

KamiKazi

"Bebo"

There's your problem...

biko

"Me and your parents are so happy now that you've overcome your "gay period".."

Linoge

This sounds like a PI!

TBH, I wouldn;t get into a slagging match if he really cant take a slagging, and if he genuinely is your friend and not just some cnnt.

You are prob better off making little of his slags rather than slagging him directly. Such as ... pedantic?! I thought it is spelled paedofile? You of all people should know that.You spelled "pedantic" wron (sic). Or saying that he is making you cry, that calling you a born again virgin makes you feel insecure and unloved, how could he be so cruel. Its all still part of the joke, but there is not much more he can come back with after that. You dont seem like a natural at slagging, so start small! Anything we can give you on here could only be used once anyway.

OR, you could always start some believable slags, such as he was caught **** on a holiday. Have a long story with some believable details in it then release more every time you want to slag him.
"Had a **** on holidays lately?!"
"The poor cleaning lady!"
"Was it a new or a used sock that you were using?.... ugh"
"Don't you know that will make you blind?!"

You dont even have to be good at slagging then. And dont forget, fck em if he cant take a joke!

Sea Sharp

Him:Why are u such a pedantic little boy?


you: Ah, Touche. Well, I thought of a funny comeback but I suppose It'd be a lost cause. I just can't seem to outwit your elegantly written comical responses. I suppose it's far to say that I am indeed a twat, and the fact that you seem so capable of showing that means that by extension you are a cool bad ass.
<His Girlfriend>, I'll bet you're well impressed with <hims> coolness. He is in fact so cool that I am contemplating turning gay and stealing him from you. Watch out <Him>, I'm coming for you you hilarious stud.



You'll probably get a response along the lines of 'lol, I knew you were gay'

To which you can lead the rest of the argument with overly extravagant and ridiculous posts that agree with what he is saying. Kinda like anti-humor.

mickgotsick

ooh, pedantic little boy, so you have moved on from your stable boy fantasy then?

Culchie

I'd just get a new friend, life's too short.

WindSock

Doesn't sound like much of mate at all.

BioHazRd

This thread stopped being interesting after the title - closed

All posters be aware, we will not tolerate crudity to the level that I have seen here - we have minors reading this forum, so please bear that in mind when you post again - this is your one and only warning

Bio