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3 men on a hike

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  • 26-09-2009 10:16pm
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    dh0661
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    Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river.

    Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed - "god, please give me the strength to cross the river."

    Poof! - god gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

    After witnessing that, the second man prayed "god - please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."

    Poof! - god gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

    Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed - "god, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river."

    Poof! - He was turned into a women. She checked the map, hiked two hundred meters up stream and walked across the bridge.


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    GAAman
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    A sexist, woman orientated joke from donna?? NEVER!!!! :eek:;):D
    dh0661 wrote: »
    Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river.

    Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed - "god, please give me the strength to cross the river."

    Poof! - god gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

    After witnessing that, the second man prayed "god - please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."

    Poof! - god gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

    Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed - "god, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river."

    Poof! - He went and built the bridge so that women could cross the river without getting their expensive shows wet or breaking a nail

    FYP :D

    Great joke though ;)


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    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    GAAman wrote: »
    A sexist, woman orientated joke from donna?? NEVER!!!! :eek:;):D

    FYP :D
    Great joke though ;)

    LOL :rolleyes:

    FYP:confused: = fixed your post? or for your pleasure?

    (bet he's going to reply - both)


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    dh0661 wrote: »
    She checked the map, hiked two hundred meters up stream and walked across the bridge.
    A woman who can read maps :eek:

    LOL


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    g5fd6ow0hseima
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    This is one of the worst jokes ive ever read.

    Everybody knows women cant read maps. They just freak out :)


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    Rufus.T.Firefly
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    Well If it was a woman who read the map...she was definitely not a BLONDE :p


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    Nikko
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    I likes it!!

    (even tho it is a wee bit far fetched - wimmins reading maps?)

    :P


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    BigEejit
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    *sigh* change all instances of the word man to woman and vice versa and you get the original funny joke. :(


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    GAAman
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    dh0661 wrote: »
    LOL :rolleyes:

    FYP:confused: = fixed your post? or for your pleasure?

    (bet he's going to reply - both)

    Both ;)


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