Classes For Wimmins

Rufus.T.Firefly

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, Sept. 30, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks,

Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks,

Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Shopping Centre Without Stopping?

--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks,

Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase

--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

Straightening Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks,

Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks,

Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM,

2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS – USE IT!
Three nights;

Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM

Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks,

Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM,

location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks,

Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights;

Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM,

location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Nikko

Brilliant - good man Rufus T.

:P

dh0661

Rufus.T.Firefly wrote: »

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, Sept. 30, 2009

You forgot the calendar reading class - IMO it's excellent :rolleyes:

beertons

Very good. I'm going to get into alot of trouble when I repeat some of these!