Jeff Stellings Super Soccer Saturday Drinking Game

Rekop dog

Anyone else see this on facebook? It's absolutely full of win!

Current Rules:

-Every time a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer.

-Every time there's a sending off:- one shot of Jager (or substitute)

- Half time: Absolutely no alcoholic beverages can be imbebid during this period

- Whenever Chris Kamara is talking: you must be drinking.

- Whenever Merson uses stupid ryhming slang- 1 shot of Jager.

- In the second half, all teams must be referred only by their nicknames- failure to do so results in a 3 shot of beer penalty.

- Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - last person to shout 'Mackerel' takes a shot of Jager

- Whenever Dundee United appear on the vidiprinter the last person to shout 'football' takes a shot of Jager

- Whenever Phil Thompson shouts Steven Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer

- Everytime Jeff makes a 'trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.

- Everytime your team score:- two extra shots of beer

- Everytime Matty Taylor and 'goal of the season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager

- Everytime Jeff kenny Deucher 'The good Doctor':- one shot of whiskey.

- Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round.

- Everytime Hartlepool score a goal- 3 shots of beer.

- Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer.

- Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection to a takeaway:- 1 shot of Jager.

- Everytime Chris Kamara says 'it's unbelievable Jeff':- all drinks must be downed.

- Everytime Jeff mentions 'dancing in the streets of TNS':- 1 shot of Jager.

- Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just one guy:- 1 shot of Jager.

- Everytime Jeff says 'It's doom and gloom at...' :- 1 shot of Jager

- Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two separate teams playing against the same oppo:- 1 shot of Jager

- Everytime when Arbroath player Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says 'ooh, Sally will be pleased' :- 1 shot of Jager

- Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellamy ( injury, og, booked, arrested for assault ect.) 2 celebratory shots of a spirit of choice.

-Everytime Northhampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout Copplers:- shot of Jager.

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kenon

Some great ones there but this one would have you on your face fairly quickly...

Rekop dog wrote: »

-Every time a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer.

Rekop dog

kenon wrote: »

Some great ones there but this one would have you on your face fairly quickly...

yeah it's sick- I'd change it to just premier league teams. There's vids on YouTube of lads playing this and they're just basically in bits by half time.

Chardee MacDennis

a friend tried to do this, vomited before half time. will try it someday but with more conservative rules.

Frisbee

Played this towards the end of last season. Luckily there weren't too many high scoring games that day, but we were all absolutely off our faces by 5, could barely walk..

Headshot

Kag will be all over this

Chardee MacDennis

the craig bellamy one is stupid...