AH: I need your help.

Captain Darling

I'll loan you my moped that runs on monkey spunk. It was recently converted from cheetahs fanny batter.

TheZohanS

loyatemu wrote: »

steal a horse and ride it back to Mullingar, like "Into the West", only in reverse...

Not that's not very helpful is it.

OP ring these people and they'll help you.

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Kiera wrote: »

Well that’s a stupid idea. You cant hitchhike. Its too dangerous. Ask the bloody chap for the money. I take it you’re sitting in his house using his internet? If its over he prob just wants you out and not to be arsing around on the net. He’ll give it to you no problem.

Wait a second...

Sell his computer while he's gone to college!

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javaboy wrote: »

Banned for personal abuse.

I'm gonna Feedback you to hell. :mad:

Gloom

Ask the BF for a loan of some cash to get you home or at least near to your home? Then you pay him back when you get to Mullingar?

javaboy

Prostitute yourself to your ex. That way he's happy to get you out of the way but you can still feel like you 'earned' the money rather than accepted the loan. It's win win really. Post pics too.

robbie_998

javaboy wrote: »

Prostitute yourself to your ex. That way he's happy to get you out of the way but you can still feel like you 'earned' the money rather than accepted the loan. It's win win really. Post pics too.

surely you mean

"pics or GTFO"

Kess73

Ask him for a loan. the Bus from Tralee to Mullingar costs €24.80




https://194.106.151.95/asp/NationalList.asp?Origin=Tralee&Destination=Mullingar&Date=02-OCT-2009

Quazzie

You can't go direct you need to go from Tralee - Mallow - Dublin (Heuston) Dublin (Connolly) - Mullingar. Total cost €57.50

Loopy

liah wrote: »

A few months, though we were living together for all but 2 weeks of that.. can't continue the relationship though as he's in college here and it's too much of a strain to be visiting back and forth, etc. So it was a mutual decision to end it.

Point is, it's peaceable so he'll put me up til I can figure out how to get home, but it's still awkward, you know? Rather not be in the situation, frankly!

Jeez, sounds like your fucked..
One last romp 'for the road' [literally] I think with this 'ex' of yours and then take the money for the ticket..

/sorry its back to prostitution again

Edit: Java got there before me..

Seriously though - you dont seem to have any option but to borrow the money and pay him back..

feylya

If this isn't a chance for a rich, single Boardsie to get laid, I dunno what is.

*checks bank account*

Doh

Splinter

sigh and to think i only drove from clonakilty to dublin on monday dammit! i could have been on here with a thread about a hot hitchhiker i picked up. curse you badluck!

SEPT 23 1989

Drug dealing and prostitution are very ugly things but not half as ugly as Mullingar

Beruthiel

Joziah Deafening Guano wrote: »

I'm gonna Feedback you to hell. :mad:

Not on my watch buddy.

javaboy

You could try release some of the equity in your body.

tiptap

Is there a Western Union near you, I'll transfer you enough for a ticket to Dublin and some food.

liah

tiptap wrote: »

Is there a Western Union near you, I'll transfer you enough for a ticket to Dublin and some food.

It's a lovely offer, but just to be clear I didn't make this thread to try to get money from people, just to find some light-hearted suggestions. I'm not about to burden people with my issues, most I'd want is a bit of advice.

Thanks anyway though, I really do appreciate the thought.

pickarooney

Are you back in Mullingar yet? Come on, you'll be there in about 4 hours on the thumb. Get rides with slightly-built woman if you're the paranoid type.

TheZohanS

tiptap wrote: »

Is there a Western Union near you, I'll transfer you enough for a ticket to Dublin and some food.

Jesus I hope you're not serious.

For all we know the OP is at home thinking up fun ways to get money off unsuspecting people.

Loopy

liah wrote: »

It's a lovely offer, but just to be clear I didn't make this thread to try to get money from people, just to find some light-hearted suggestions. I'm not about to burden people with my issues, most I'd want is a bit of advice.

Thanks anyway though, I really do appreciate the thought.

You still need to get home though, right..?

tiptap

TheZohan wrote: »

Jesus I hope you're not serious.

For all we know the OP is at home thinking up fun ways to get money off unsuspecting people.

Yup, you could be right,

and you could be wrong.

It's €40 or €50, which at the moment, thank god, is nothing to me, but could be alot to someone else.

javaboy

liah wrote: »

It's a lovely offer, but just to be clear I didn't make this thread to try to get money from people, just to find some light-hearted suggestions. I'm not about to burden people with my issues, most I'd want is a bit of advice.

Thanks anyway though, I really do appreciate the thought.

Ah jaysus lads. Read between the lines. She's not putting out. May as well lock this thread now.

javaboy

tiptap wrote: »

Yup, you could be right,

and you could be wrong.

It's €40 or €50, which at the moment, thank god, is nothing to me, but could be alot to someone else.

Gee mister I hate to trouble you but my grandmother is very sick. Can I have €50 for an XBox game?

liah

TheZohan wrote: »

Jesus I hope you're not serious.

For all we know the OP is at home thinking up fun ways to get money off unsuspecting people.

I'm really not that sort of person, in fairness.

Kiera

TheZohan wrote: »

Jesus I hope you're not serious.

For all we know the OP is at home thinking up fun ways to get money off unsuspecting people.

I'm sure he'd cop it if the address was Mullingar/Canada?

tiptap

javaboy wrote: »

Gee mister I hate to trouble you but my grandmother is very sick. Can I have €50 for an XBox game?

I hope she gets better soon.

javaboy

FunkZ wrote: »

Hahaha I agree, he's a ****ing wanker for that but it's funny too!

:mad: I didn't ban Frada cos I can't but I can ban you. :pac:

Long Onion

Give me your current address (in Tralee) and i'll contact immigration and tell them that there is a Canadian chick in the country with no money and no bank account.

They'll call around and deport you back to your fellow Canuks - problems solved.

This is what you get when you neither work nor put out.

javaboy

tiptap wrote: »

I hope she gets better soon.

Who? Oh yeah. That ould bag...... Now about that XBox game moneybags? :D:D

Ah in all seriousness it's nice to see someone doing a complete stranger a favour with only a marginal chance of sex in return these days. Warms the heart.

Mollywolly

And there was me thinking elaborate ways to get a bus ticket to you.......I think it can be done too.

Offer's there if you're really, REALLY stuck.