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    #92
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Long Onion wrote: »
    Give me your current address (in Tralee) and i'll contact immigration and tell them that there is a Canadian chick in the country with no money and no bank account.

    They'll call around and deport you back to your fellow Canuks - problems solved.

    This is what you get when you neither work nor put out.

    :eek:

    That's just cruel!
    I do so put out!


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    #93
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    javaboy wrote: »
    Who? Oh yeah. That ould bag...... Now about that XBox game moneybags? :D:D:D

    Ah in all seriousness it's nice to see someone doing a complete stranger a favour with only a marginal chance of sex in return these days. Warms the heart.

    You mean I could be getting paid for putting out? I should be minted :(


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    #94
    TestTransmission
    Registered Users Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    Friend of mine is in Dingle today,he'll be passing through Tralee in about a hours time on his way back to Limerick.
    Im driving to Tullamore from Limerick tomoro,so there ya go,ur basically home.

    You get one and only clue,hes quite tall and drives a blue car...so start searching


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    #95
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    liah wrote: »
    I do so put out!

    So I should leave the thread open?


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    #96
    Long Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    liah wrote: »
    :eek:

    That's just cruel!
    I do so put out!

    Prove it - I'm in Mullingar with a heap of cash ...


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    #97
    ReacherCreature
    Registered Users Posts: 4,500 ✭✭✭ReacherCreature


    Legendary thread.


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    #98
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Long Onion wrote: »
    Prove it - I'm in Mullingar with a heap of cash ...

    Well that's no good to her. She's in The Kingdom where Kerrymaid is made and you're in some crappy midlands backwater.


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    #99
    Theta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭Theta


    liah wrote: »


    I do so put out!


    Best quote ever!


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    #100
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Beruthiel wrote: »
    Not on my watch buddy.

    That's put me in my place.


    Ahhh, it's still warm.


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    #101
    oeb
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭oeb


    jackncoke wrote: »
    Friend of mine is in Dingle today,he'll be passing through Tralee in about a hours time on his way back to Limerick.
    Im driving to Tullamore from Limerick tomoro,so there ya go,ur basically home.

    You get one and only clue,hes quite tall and drives a blue car...so start searching

    I hope I don't get accosted on my way home from work in Tralee in about an hour =/

    Ahhh, who am I kidding, I would love to be accosted.


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    #102
    Jumpy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Long Onion wrote: »
    Prove it - I'm in Mullingar with a heap of cash ...

    HAH! *points* if you were really in Mullingar you would have said "hape".


    *taps side of nose* Im too smart for you kiddo.


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    #103
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    jackncoke wrote: »
    Friend of mine is in Dingle today,he'll be passing through Tralee in about a hours time on his way back to Limerick.
    Im driving to Tullamore from Limerick tomoro,so there ya go,ur basically home.

    You get one and only clue,hes quite tall and drives a blue car...so start searching


    Is he wearing a red and white stripey shirt?

    I was always bad at those Where's Waldo (or Wally in this backwards country) games..


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    #104
    oeb
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭oeb


    Jumpy wrote: »
    HAH! *points* if you were really in Mullingar you would have said "hape".

    If he was really in Mullingar that message would have arrived here via donkey.


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    #105
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Kiera wrote: »
    You mean I could be getting paid for putting out? I should be minted :(

    Not minted, "polo'ed"... the mint with the hole.


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    #106
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    liah wrote: »
    Is he wearing a red and white stripey shirt?

    I was always bad at those Where's Waldo (or Wally in this backwards country) games..
    Ooooooooooh!!!! Hope you have comfy shoes on, luv!


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    #107
    Long Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    Jumpy wrote: »
    HAH! *points* if you were really in Mullingar you would have said "hape".


    *taps side of nose* Im too smart for you kiddo.


    Mand lysdexai:mad:


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    #108
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Okay Liah, here's a cunning plan.

    Order a pizza from Mullingar to Tralee.
    If it arrives 30 mins late, you get it for free.

    Then offer half the pizza to the delivery boy for a lift back to Mullingar.
    Free food and transport. :cool:


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    #109
    TestTransmission
    Registered Users Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    liah wrote: »
    Is he wearing a red and white stripey shirt?

    I was always bad at those Where's Waldo (or Wally in this backwards country) games..

    Quite possibly,he does have a weird dress sense


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    #110
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    liah wrote: »
    Is he wearing a red and white stripey shirt?

    I was always bad at those Where's Waldo (or Wally in this backwards country) games..

    Make sure you don't get into Odlaw's car instead...



    He's a rapist.


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    #111
    ElaElaElano
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    Oh Hello., I have for today you exclusive one in lifetimes opportunitiy today! My name is George Agdgdgwngo and I,,collect the 1ps and 2ps which, the peolpe forget about! can you, corrapond with, your sort cod and account number,,enabling me today by my calculatons to give you £83.27

    i so much look forward in hearing with you,

    don't hesistate,

    George Agdgdgwngo


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    #112
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    liah wrote: »
    Is he wearing a red and white stripey shirt?

    I was always bad at those Where's Waldo (or Wally in this backwards country) games..



    Why don't you return to Canadia if our little country is so backwards?


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    #113
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Joziah Deafening Guano wrote: »
    Make sure you don't get into Odlaw's car instead...



    He's a rapist.

    Ah he looks perfectly safe to me: Odlaw


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    #114
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Col MCFC wrote: »
    Oh Hello., I have for today you exclusive one in lifetimes opportunitiy today! My name is George Agdgdgwngo and I,,collect the 1ps and 2ps which, the peolpe forget about! can you, corrapond with, your sort cod and account number,,enabling me today by my calculatons to give you £83.27

    i so much look forward in hearing with you,

    don't hesistate,

    George Agdgdgwngo

    Rookie mistake. You're supposed to say "the sum of £83.27 (EIGHTY THREE POUNDS TWENTY SVENE PENCES)"


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    #115
    Loopy
    Registered Users Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    Kiera wrote: »
    You mean I could be getting paid for putting out? I should be minted :(

    HELLO?...
    You just wont listen will you..


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    #116
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    javaboy wrote: »
    Ah he looks perfectly safe to me: Odlaw

    He's wearing a plastic jumper to keep the stains off, the monster. :mad:


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    #117
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Why don't you return to Canadia if our little country is so backwards?


    It's backwardness is quite endearing! :p


    ..that and I can't actually afford to get out..


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    #118
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    I recommend sea turtles mate :pac:


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    #119
    TestTransmission
    Registered Users Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    Bus from Tralee to Athlone = 20 euro =1 handshandy for a local Boardsie in Tralee


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    #120
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Okay, the rest of the tags for this thread I can understand, but..

    Who the feck put Winslow, Arizona?


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    #121
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    liah wrote: »
    It's backwardness is quite endearing! :p


    ..that and I can't actually afford to get out..

    You could always hope another relative dies???

    Hitching is easy around Kerry. Once you get to the Midlands people are assholes though.

    So have at it.


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