AH: I need your help.

TheZohanS

liah wrote: »

It's backwardness is quite endearing!


..that and I can't actually afford to get out..

It's not a backwards country.

Seriously, as another poster mentioned one of us can report you to immigration and they'll send you home for free.

I'm sure your visa, if you have one, must be up soon if it isn't already.

They'll even pick you up in Tralee.

Kiera

liah wrote: »

It's backwardness is quite endearing!


..that and I can't actually afford to get out..

I'd stop digging if i were you!

Loopy

liah wrote: »

It's backwardness is quite endearing!


..that and I can't actually afford to get out..

/backs out of thread..

minidazzler

liah wrote: »

Okay, the rest of the tags for this thread I can understand, but..

Who the feck put Winslow, Arizona?

Well, I�m running down the road
Tryin� to loosen my load
I�ve got seven women on
My mind,
Four that wanna own me,
Two that wanna stone me,
One says she�s a friend of mine
Take it easy, take it easy
Don�t let the sound of your own wheels
Drive you crazy
Lighten up while you still can
Don�t even try to understand
Just find a place to make your stand
And take it easy
Well, I�m a standing on a corner
In winslow, arizona
And such a fine sight to see
It�s a girl, my lord, in a flatbed
Ford slowin� down to take a look at me
Come on, baby, don�t say maybe
I gotta know if your sweet love is
Gonna save me
We may lose and we may win though
We will never be here again
So open up, I�m climbin� in,
So take it easy
Well I�m running down the road trying to loosen
My load, got a world of trouble on my mind
Lookin� for a lover who won�t blow my
Cover, she�s so hard to find
Take it easy, take it easy
Don�t let the sound of your own
Wheels make you crazy
Come on baby, don�t say maybe
I gotta know if your sweet love is
Gonna save me, oh oh oh
Oh we got it easy
We oughta take it easy

There you go. I didn't put it there though.

3qsmavrod5twfe

Go out onto street
??
Home
??
Profit

It's win-win

javaboy

I put it there. I was suggesting some possible lesbian hitch hiker action between you and this girl in the flat bed Ford. The flat bed being the ideal vehicle type for impromptu romps.

Rozabeez

Apply for a job pushing coffee carts up and down the long distance trains. Sleep on train, live off coffee, quit when you're near home.

liah

Jesus you lot are a bit tetchy today aren't you :eek:

I do love Ireland, really. Wouldn't be here if I didn't!

Quazzie

liah wrote: »

Jesus you lot are a bit tetchy today aren't you :eek:

I do love Ireland, really. Wouldn't be here if I didn't could afford a ticket outta here!

FYP:mad:

javaboy

You could collect golf balls and sell them back to the golf club/players. There are loads of golf courses in Kerry.

Professey Chin

TheZohan wrote: »

It's not a backwards country.

spɹɐʇsɐq ǝɥʇ˙pɹɐʍʞɔɐq sǝıɹʇunoɔ sıɥʇ ƃuıʎɐs sdǝǝʞ oɥʍ ɥɐǝʎ

Kiera

liah wrote: »

Jesus you lot are a bit tetchy today aren't you :eek:

I do love Ireland, really. Wouldn't be here if I didn't!

Don’t insult us. You just said you “cant afford to get out". Implying you want to.

I’m thinking now I might just scrape together the money for your plane ticket. Nevermind the train!

Jumpy

liah wrote: »

It's backwardness is quite endearing!


..that and I can't actually afford to get out..

I know the feeling, I would love to get back to the sun, surf and endless beaches the same as you would love to get back to your snow, ice and endless mooses.

danjo-xx

Does Ryanair not do €1 flights from Tralee to Mullingar:D

4zn76tysfajdxp

Loopy wrote: »

/backs out of thread..

Way to prove that we aren't backwards in Ireland. :rolleyes:

oeb

javaboy wrote: »

You could collect golf balls and sell them back to the golf club/players. There are loads of golf courses in Kerry.

I belive that the club house in the pitch and putt course in Killarney still buys golf balls of people that find them.

robbie_998

aawwww somebody is deleting posts

GavRedKing

OP if you had set off on foot instead of posting on boars you would be a hell of lot closer to Mullingar then you currently are.

javaboy

oeb wrote: »

I belive that the club house in the pitch and putt course in Killarney still buys golf balls of people that find them.

See sorted. That's a genuine money spinner there.

robbie_998 wrote: »

aawwww somebody is deleting posts

Yeah I deleted the rick roll and the post quoting it.

Gone Drinking

You should have looked for help in the breast feeding thread, thats where all the suckers are

Sea08

jackncoke wrote: »

Bus from Tralee to Athlone = 20 euro

This combined with

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055150661

gets you to Athlone, how you get to Mullingar from there is entirely up to you.

P.S. it is purely coincidental I'm in Athlone and I will not be stalking the buses from Tralee.:eek: I swear, but if your still short the cash to get to Mullingar you know where I can be reached at ......;)

liah

Kiera wrote: »

Don’t insult us. You just said you “cant afford to get out". Implying you want to.

I’m thinking now I might just scrape together the money for your plane ticket. Nevermind the train!

I'm actually not sure whether or not to take this seriously

robbie_998

javaboy wrote: »

Yeah I deleted the rick roll and the post quoting it.

thought it would be fun to get back at him ;);)

minidazzler

gavredking wrote: »

OP if you had set off on foot instead of posting on boars you would be a hell of lot closer to Mullingar then you currently are.

Gav, do you drive??? We can totally pick her up and crash on her couch in Mullingar if you can drive.

At least, you can crash on her couch, I'll crash in her cooch.:D

GavRedKing

minidazzler wrote: »

Gav, do you drive??? We can totally pick her up and crash on her couch in Mullingar if you can drive.

At least, you can crash on her couch, I'll crash in her cooch.:D

Sounds like a plan im finished work at 4:30 hold on OP we will be down soon! :pac:

byrner88

ask one of them jarveys in kerry for a lift to mullingar if u offer to clean the horse and even some other exchange to the driver if he gets you food and puts u up for the nights you need to stop .

Loopy

Joziah Deafening Guano wrote: »

Way to prove that we aren't backwards in Ireland. :rolleyes:

Excellent.. Someone got it:rolleyes:

JTER

HBO are urgently looking for experienced horse riders as extras for the filming of the "Game of Thrones" pilot in Northern Ireland, they are asking for males but im sure if they are that stuck an auld fake beard will sort you out

http://www.extrasni.com/news

How you get up there is another issue.

minidazzler

gavredking wrote: »

Sounds like a plan im finished work at 4:30 hold on OP we will be down soon! :pac:

Just to say, I am not giving any petrol money, you have to buy me food, and I am not willing to share Liah, you can have her when I am done, but only then.

MagicMarker

I'd offer money if I didn't find the whole thing hysterical. Talk about digging yourself a hole!