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    #32
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,220 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    DO NOT ACCEPT A FRIEND REQUEST FROM A CHRISTOPHER BUTTERFIELD. HE IS A HACKER. TELL EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST BECAUSE IF ONE OF YOUR FRIEND'S ADDS HIM AS A FRIEND, HE WILL GET YOUR COMPUTER'S ID AND ADDRESS. SO LET EVERYONE KNOW. COPY AND PASTE.

    Posted by two different people

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #33
    tony 2 tone
    Registered Users Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    weather is good gona do some weeding think about the future of the planet and ya know jus plain thinkin hey yep we got brains shame to waste it
    Bloody hippies


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    #34
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    Why bother???

    EDIT: On facebook they come up as : D which seems kinda pointless


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    #35
    rainbowtrout
    Registered Users Posts: 15,382 ✭✭✭✭rainbowtrout


    STILL have nothing to say.


    Retard


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    #36
    sells
    Closed Accounts Posts: 257 ✭✭sells


    LISSSBONNN!!!!!


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    #37
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    XXX
    is thirstin' for some kitsch and can't decide between listening to some Buddy Holly or watchin' "Beach Blanket Bingo" or "Gidget Goes Hawaiian" or some such...


    Roughly translated as, "XXX wants everyone else to know how arthouse, ironic and studenty she is.


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    #38
    Lia_lia
    Registered Users Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭Lia_lia


    just realised viagra is NOT a painkiller...oh dear...

    Oh, ha.
    I know its a bit early to be thinking this, but someone give me a white Christmas :D

    Shut up.
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    Okay then.


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    #39
    gaf1983
    Registered Users Posts: 1,208 ✭✭✭gaf1983


    Is gonna flip a coin to decide which way he'll vote on The Lisbon Treaty

    Don't vote then if you're undecided. You're just wasting your time.


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    #40
    Tellox
    Registered Users Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    VOTE NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please!:)

    Same person;
    VOTE NO!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! pretty pretty please! if ur not gonna do it for the country do it for me!:P

    And same person again..
    its all ****! and the lisbon treaty is full of lies if u ask me! just vote no and save Ireland!!:D

    And again the same person..
    it doesnt matter anyway cause France and some other countries are voting no and unless all the EU countries vote yes it wont come through so either way it wont be imposed on Ireland!!:D

    After being informed she was wrong.. and told to read up a little better before voting..
    EU's democratic action and the obligations upon Member States for contributing to the objectives of the European Union?whats that supposed to mean?

    After this was explained to her..
    provisions on democratic principles!that covers the EU's democratic action and the obligations upon Member States for contributing to the objectives of the European Union?whats that supposed to mean?

    Then after having had the word "democratic" explained to her..
    make peace not war!:D vote **** OFF- WE ALREADY VOTED!!

    And finally..
    Wow, my horoscope is really accurate today!

    That's the clincher. All doubt in my mind is gone, I'm voting Yes.


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    #41
    starflake
    Registered Users Posts: 842 ✭✭✭starflake


    thinking about how awesome it would be to work for College Humour!



    The same woman has about the same sense of humour as a fruckin brick..... spa


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    #42
    starflake
    Registered Users Posts: 842 ✭✭✭starflake


    liah wrote: »
    :rolleyes:

    Sounds like they were cuttin a few lines of coke too


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    #43
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    I believe in the sun even when it's not shining, I believe in love even when I don't feel it, And I believe in God even when He is silent

    Americans *cough*


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    #44
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,220 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I believe in God even when He is silent
    As opposed to all those times when he isn't silent...

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #45
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    go team plant!

    :confused:


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    #46
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    As opposed to all those times when he isn't silent...

    Don't make me unleash that beast Nerd :P


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    #47
    starflake
    Registered Users Posts: 842 ✭✭✭starflake


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    As opposed to all those times when he isn't silent...

    Perhaps He/She is Schizophrenic....?


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    #48
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Feeling Ghetto Fabulous after the last few weeks.....

    she isn't even black..


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    #49
    irishvamp90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,086 ✭✭✭irishvamp90


    Canis Lupus wrote: »
    "Officially single. On my birthday. Wow."

    Typed by a girl who goes out with a cheating transvestite who beats her up.

    She's a chav and will be back with him by tomorrow. Her status updates are where the writers for Eastenders get their ideas.

    lol i love it


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    #50
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    *NAME* just completed level 1 of Artichokes mastery in FarmVille!
    *NAME* earned a huge reward for being such a dedicated farmer and wants to share their success with you!
    Fcuking Farmville......

    Also this...
    thinks 'Wildfire' are gonna ****in kick arse on Saturday


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    #51
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Jesus Juice wrote: »

    Also this...
    Me wrote:
    thinks 'Wildfire' are gonna ****in kick arse on Saturday


    :mad::mad:


    :p


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    #52
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Thank god its the weekend! I've never felt the true friday feelin until today!


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    #53
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Haha, if I posted what my mate put up I would get a ban, so I won't :) You guys can ponder on about it... :)


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    #54
    Neamhshuntasach
    Registered Users Posts: 2,168 ✭✭✭Neamhshuntasach


    Supongo los árboles son parte de naturaleza (i suppose trees are part of nature)

    The education system in Argentina must be A1 sharon.


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    #55
    The Big Red Button
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭The Big Red Button


    omg so hot today wtf its only spring

    I'm assuming she's in Australia or similar ...


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    #56
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Celine Rough Magic wrote: »
    :confused:

    Talking about vegetarians obviously!


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    #57
    Quackles
    Registered Users Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭Quackles


    wow it is GORGEOUS outside!! God is great!
    :rolleyes: I'm great. That is all.


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    #58
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    You know, looking through my facebook shows me that all the comments I cringe at, think stupid and that are typed in txt spk are by women.

    Might be on to something there.


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    #59
    Four-Percent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    Jesus Juice wrote: »

    Also this...
    thinks 'Wildfire' are gonna ****in kick arse on Saturday


    :eek: We have the same friends!

    Edit: jiust realised that our mutual friend comes from boards.Feck!


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    #60
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Four-Percent wrote: »
    :eek: We have the same friends!

    Aren't you two lucky? :pac:


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    #61
    Four-Percent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    brummytom wrote: »
    Aren't you two lucky? :pac:

    No im beginning to regret going on a facebook-inviting spree now, I feel like a dirty attention ho :(


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