Stupidest Facebook status visible right now

banshee_bones · 03-10-2009 2:27pm

cant wait to head out later wooo

Good for you love!

Twee. · 03-10-2009 2:53pm

big mac or chicken burger

Sigh.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 03-10-2009 3:03pm

bla bla blaaaaaa same ol crap..

I concurred.

gaybitch · 03-10-2009 3:06pm

I'm the owner of "Two pints of a gin and a hope for the shift" and it's my incredible new idea for a sitcom to replace 'Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps'. Except the only scene is a girl stumbling onstage and then passing out.

Can't believe you sold me down the river, Fogo.

EDIT: For the record, FOGOFUNK's current status is giving out about taxi drivers. Really interesting and original! I'd much rather source my news from your misinformed two-line ramblings on things you barely understand than just tune into the 6 o'clock news and hear it for myself. Of course.

FOGOFUNK · 03-10-2009 3:39pm

gaybitch wrote: »

I'm the owner of "Two pints of a gin and a hope for the shift" and it's my incredible new idea for a sitcom to replace 'Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps'. Except the only scene is a girl stumbling onstage and then passing out.

Can't believe you sold me down the river, Fogo.

EDIT: For the record, FOGOFUNK's current status is giving out about taxi drivers. Really interesting and original! I'd much rather source my news from your misinformed two-line ramblings on things you barely understand than just tune into the 6 o'clock news and hear it for myself. Of course.

Hahahaha

Sorry If I dont feel the need to make all my updates interesting and original.

XXXX likes selling people down the river on certain Irish websites.

joseph brand · 03-10-2009 3:55pm

liah wrote: »

JUST HAD MA MOTHER ****IN HARI CUT BITCH :rolleyes:

Hahahahahahaha. WTF??

Is that MJ? Shamowwwwn motha focka.

senordingdong · 03-10-2009 3:57pm

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

joseph brand · 03-10-2009 3:59pm

[QUOTE=FOGOFUNK;Originally Posted by gaybitch
I'm the owner of "Two pints of a gin and a hope for the shift" and it's my incredible new idea for a sitcom to replace 'Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps'. Except the only scene is a girl stumbling onstage and then passing out.

Can't believe you sold me down the river, Fogo.

EDIT: For the record, FOGOFUNK's current status is giving out about taxi drivers. Really interesting and original! I'd much rather source my news from your misinformed two-line ramblings on things you barely understand than just tune into the 6 o'clock news and hear it for myself. Of course.
62376737]Hahahaha

Sorry If I dont feel the need to make all my updates interesting and original.[/QUOTE]

Her username really is quite apt. Is she a butch thug?

FOGOFUNK · 03-10-2009 4:06pm

joseph brand wrote: »

Her username really is quite apt. Is she a butch thug?

You have no idea.

gaybitch · 03-10-2009 4:06pm

I'm the butchest thug you'll ever meet, joseph. And I'm going to eff you up, etc etc etc.

Thornography · 03-10-2009 4:11pm

ZING, this got fun again

FOGOFUNK · 03-10-2009 4:11pm

gaybitch wrote: »

I'm the butchest thug you'll ever meet, joseph. And I'm going to eff you up, etc etc etc.

woah, your so witty and alternative!

03-10-2009 4:21pm

NAME has no money but an almost full bottle of vodka.... anyone for drinks at my house this weekend????

NAME has no money but plenty of alcohol.... drinks at mine anyone?????

Twice in the space of a few days. Another classy bird. I get that you're lonely, desperately single and your only comfort is alcohol, but there's no need to tell everyone twice!

misstierney · 03-10-2009 4:45pm

"If you leave a grapfruit for a ages does it turn into an orange?"

This was followed by about ten comments, all along the lines of "i fink ur rite".

Sigh.

Toto Wolfcastle · 03-10-2009 5:10pm

Try here and here for all your stupid facebook needs.

Professey Chin · 03-10-2009 5:29pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Twice in the space of a few days. Another classy bird. I get that you're lonely, desperately single and your only comfort is alcohol, but there's no need to tell everyone twice!

Got her number? :pac:

tman · 03-10-2009 5:39pm

"xxx has his bum out"

Now that's just begging for a stalking!

That_Guy · 03-10-2009 5:46pm

Just voted yes. Come on ireland dont humiliate yourself.

:rolleyes:

Fago! · 03-10-2009 6:50pm

Who want's to see a picture of my Ballbag???

Why?

DigiGal · 03-10-2009 6:57pm

XXX is waiting anxiously for x factor

Seriously...its Saturday night

Thornography · 03-10-2009 7:42pm

DigiGal wrote: »

XXX is waiting anxiously for x factor

Seriously...its Saturday night

XXXX hopes the twins on x factor 2night are really crap so they wont go through!!

My toughts exactly....

tman · 03-10-2009 7:49pm

PlastikdaN wrote: »

My toughts exactly....

You hope that the twins don't get through?

Thornography · 03-10-2009 8:01pm

Sorry sorry, ment to say that in relation to

Seriously...its Saturday night

tman · 03-10-2009 8:04pm

I'm on to you bucko!
Pretending to be all cool on boards at 8pm on a Saturday, when in reality you're sat in your dressing gown and slippers waiting for xfactor to start!

DigiGal · 03-10-2009 8:13pm

tman wrote: »

I'm on to you bucko!
Pretending to be all cool on boards at 8pm on a Saturday, when in reality you're sat in your dressing gown and slippers waiting for xfactor to start!

Leave me alone..I lost my job I want to be depressed....:(

*makes hot choc*

Thornography · 03-10-2009 9:09pm

tman wrote: »

I'm on to you bucko!
Pretending to be all cool on boards at 8pm on a Saturday, when in reality you're sat in your dressing gown and slippers waiting for xfactor to start!

DAMN YOU, if i didnt read that post after i got outa the bath with my robe on i think i would have gotten away with it.

Man_bear_pig · 08-10-2009 12:23am

"Two of the best years of my life...Really never thought it could be like this!It just feels like yesterday when we met for the first time but time flies when you are having fun!!!Hope to have many more years as good as the last two!Love you xxx"