Shaving Puns needed

Miguel_Sanchez · 02-10-2009 3:23pm #1

Oh persons of boards.ie.

Ye of masterful puns.

I hereby request some excellent puns that can be used on someone who has just shaved their beard off after many years of hirsuteness.

Have at ye.........

antodeco · 02-10-2009 3:24pm

That was a close shave

/thread

Long Onion · 02-10-2009 3:25pm

If my dog had an arse like your face i'd teach him to grow hair on his face and walk forwards ...

... i think ...

Miguel_Sanchez · 02-10-2009 3:26pm

antodeco wrote: »

That was a close shave

/thread

Oh sorry I meant good ones, not really really obvious ones.

Long Onion · 02-10-2009 3:27pm

You remind me of a Brazillian Gorilla.

antodeco · 02-10-2009 3:28pm

(rubbing face) Wow, your face is like a 5 year olds bottom...PAEDOPHILE!!

antodeco · 02-10-2009 3:28pm

Long Onion wrote: »

You remind me of a Brazillian Gorilla.

Wow, thats alot of gorillas!

EDIT: Feck, sorry about the double post!

Long Onion · 02-10-2009 3:29pm

antodeco wrote: »

(rubbing face) Wow, your face is like a 5 year olds bottom...PAEDOPHILE!!

Ahhhh, Maddie ...

DonJose · 02-10-2009 3:30pm

Ask them how the Chemotherapy is going :eek:

blinding · 02-10-2009 3:33pm

Depends a bit on the guys appearance but you could say

"Actually I preferred the Peter Sutcliffe look."

or "Has the statute of limitations run out then"
( be careful of this one he may be a killer)

jebuz · 02-10-2009 3:37pm

that's beard, I could have sworn you had a hairy face yesterday

...oh you said good ones

Porkpie · 02-10-2009 3:39pm

Now it's clear to see how cheeky he is?

thomond2006 · 02-10-2009 3:39pm

"Dougal, there's shaving cream all over you..."

"Ha? *looks in mirror*
I didn't even shave this morning!"

Doc · 02-10-2009 3:39pm

The head on you. You've gone from looking like a pedophile to looking like someone who'd be raped by a pedophile.

antodeco · 02-10-2009 3:39pm

Shaving Ryans Privates

Hair today, gone tommorow

patmac · 02-10-2009 3:41pm

Christ your ugly, how soon before it grows back?

Prof.Badass · 02-10-2009 3:46pm

When ever you have to leave, tell him "I must dash for the bus" or something simmilar involving the words "must" and "dash" together

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ejmaztec · 02-10-2009 3:57pm

Jeff_Lebowski wrote: »

Oh persons of boards.ie.

Ye of masterful puns.

I hereby request some excellent puns that can be used on someone who has just shaved their beard off after many years of hirsuteness.

Have at ye.........

Some people are very sensitive, so don't be ard on him.:p

CUCINA · 02-10-2009 3:59pm

"You could have shaved yourself all that embarrassment!"

"If you have a daughter, I hope you razor up properly!"

"One, you've no hair and, two, your head is freezin'...that's stubble trouble!"

"What team do you follow?. Is it Utd. or Bristle City?"

speedboatchase · 02-10-2009 4:07pm

Ask him did he do it cos his pubes fell out?

Heisenberg. · 02-10-2009 4:10pm

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blinding · 02-10-2009 4:11pm

"Jeez i always thougt you were a Black (opposite of what he is, white, indian, chinese) Guy

ejmaztec · 02-10-2009 4:11pm

Well mother, the kids won't take the piss out of you any more.

blinding · 02-10-2009 4:12pm

Pussy face to baby face.

Gran Hermano · 02-10-2009 4:23pm

"I see you availed of the BOGOF when you get your back, sack and crack done"

speedboatchase · 02-10-2009 4:27pm

"I'd love to say you went from Chewbacca to Han Solo, but you're actually suprisingly ugly now"

"Hey have you had that extra chin all along and I didnt notice? Oh wait right..... ya the whole beard thing"

blinding · 02-10-2009 4:59pm

"Jaysus is there a reward for finding Lord Lucan" (or Shergar whichever is more appropriate)

phasers · 02-10-2009 5:03pm

You should have kept the beard, it covered up the ugly

Not a pun, but puns are retarded

Shaving Puns needed

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