What would you do?

smoochie06

Long story short. Guy i work with always sticking his nose into what im doing. He has no need to and its really beginning to p1ss me off.
So what should i do. Punch him is winning at the minute but just wondering whats you think i can do to stop him doing this

Kiera

Come on to him.

Violence never solves anything.


But it sure as hell makes you feel good

Hard Larry

smoochie06 wrote: »

Long story short. Guy i work with always sticking his nose into what im doing. He has no need to and its really beginning to p1ss me off.
So what should i do. Punch him is winning at the minute but just wondering whats you think i can do to stop him doing this

I've heard of these guys....they're called Bosses

Sharpshooter

Fall down on the floor the next time he passes you, hold your jaw and say he punched you.

smoochie06

Hard Larry wrote: »

I've heard of these guys....they're called Bosses

Thats the thing he isnt my boss. And by God im praying he never is.

Hard Larry

Write stuff about him on the back of the jacks door.

Or tell him to f*ck off.

Jesus Juice

Quick nut-sack jab.

Little Acorn

Just say to him politely;
"I'm aware you may be just curious/trying to help,but I'm perfectly capable of taking care of my own work,and would appreciate if you would just let me get on with my job.
It's what I get paid for after all,and I work better when left to my own devices."

Archeron

When he gets too close, sneeze on his face.

Ghost Train

break his network cable/socket

Abi

smoochie06 wrote: »

Long story short. Guy i work with always sticking his nose into what im doing. He has no need to and its really beginning to p1ss me off.
So what should i do. Punch him is winning at the minute but just wondering whats you think i can do to stop him doing this

What exactly is stopping you from telling him to fuck off and mind his own business?

Elliemental

smoochie06 wrote: »

Long story short. Guy i work with always sticking his nose into what im doing. He has no need to and its really beginning to p1ss me off.
So what should i do. Punch him is winning at the minute but just wondering whats you think i can do to stop him doing this

For heaven`s sake, grow a pair and tell him to fvck right off!!!!

Saibh

smoochie06 wrote: »

Long story short. Guy i work with always sticking his nose into what im doing. He has no need to and its really beginning to p1ss me off.
So what should i do. Punch him is winning at the minute but just wondering whats you think i can do to stop him doing this

Start a rumour that he actually fancies you

Odysseus

If someone is really getting on really getting on my wick I find simple questions do the job. With a sterner tone each time.

Are you alright?

Can I help you?

Is there some you need?

Are you sure I can't do something for you?

Your positive I can't help you?

Have your not your own work to doing?

If all the above fails tell him to fu*k off as a last resort

Kiera

Abigayle wrote: »

What exactly is stopping you from telling him to fuck off and mind his own business?

Manners?

Abi

Kiera wrote: »

Manners?

Because being in someones face all the time when they aren't wanted is a great display of being mannerly..

Hard Larry

Kiera wrote: »

Manners?

:eek:

You said 'come on to him' in your first post

Kiera

Abigayle wrote: »

Because being in someones face all the time when they aren't wanted is a great display of being mannerly..

Thats not what i said. I'm just saying telling someone to fúck off and mind their own isn't very polite. I'm sure there's a better way for him to do that.

Kiera

Hard Larry wrote: »

:eek:

You said 'come on to him' in your first post

Yeah, how is that being unmannerly? It more friendly is anything

Hard Larry

Kiera wrote: »

Yeah, how is that being unmannerly? It more friendly is anything

Feigning affection/lust for someone is socially acceptable now?

Abi

Kiera wrote: »

Thats not what i said. I'm just saying telling someone to fúck off and mind their own isn't very polite. I'm sure there's a better way for him to do that.

Oh well

thomond2006

Get him sacked.

Kiera

Hard Larry wrote: »

Feigning affection/lust for someone is socially acceptable now?

Its not?

Hard Larry

Kiera wrote: »

Its not?

You cheeky mare

Personnally I think it would be easier to tell him where to go rather than get involved in mind games with him

but I still think you should write things about the size of his mickey on the back of the jacks door

Captain Darling

Eat garlic, dont wash, take a sh1t in your drawer, clip your toe nails at your desk, drink guinness the night before work and let off squeaky smelly guinness farts all day.

A combination of any or all of these things should get this douchebag off your back.

"do you want something?"
ice cold tone of voice

should get him away

Archeron

Archeron wrote: »

When he gets too close, sneeze on his face.

And then ring in sick with Swine Flu :pac:

Elliemental

Kiera wrote: »

Thats not what i said. I'm just saying telling someone to fúck off and mind their own isn't very polite. I'm sure there's a better way for him to do that.

It sounds as though the OP has already tried subtle ways for deflecting this person`s unwanted attention already. And some people need a clear and direct message that is not open to interpretation. Even if it is rude!

Abi

Elliemental wrote: »

It sounds as though the OP has already tried subtle ways for deflecting this person`s unwanted attention already. And some people need a clear and direct message that is not open to interpretation. Even if it is rude!

Exactly. I'm polite to people who deserve it. Once or twice is a mistake, but this guy know exactly what hes doing. And because the OP has allowed him to do this he thinks he can butt in whenever he likes.


If you aren't comfortable with confronting this man, then you need to go to your superior and tell him / her that his constant interference is effecting your work.

Phoenix93

Don't worry about him. He'll get bored of this. Just fu*k him that;s not matter what he thinks about you !

Elliemental

Phoenix93 wrote: »

Don't worry about him. He'll get bored of this. Just fu*k him that;s not matter what he thinks about you !

Fvck him!:eek: Don`t do that OP, you`ll never get rid of him then.

pmg58

Simple, you need to kick him in the face. Either that, or just tell him to his face that you find it uncomfortable.

MikeC101

Seduce him, then have unprotected sex with him and get pregnant. Make him move out of his bachelor pad and in with you, and get started on your new life together. Plan your wedding, and then, on the day of the wedding, reveal to him that the child is not in fact his, it's his father's! (You stole a sample of his semen from the jar, obviously.) Then elope with his dad, leaving his family ruined. Dump the dad for the hot poolboy later on that week.

If you're not female, most of the above will probably still work. I'm a little sketchy on the whole "biology" thing.

Jako8

Pm me for Chuck Norris' number.

He said he'd sort it.