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Joke on a friday

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02-10-2009 9:22pm

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chalad07

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What's long, pink and hard?
Maths Paper 2 (honors)!

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#2 04-10-2009 6:44pm
FrCrilly

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Reminds me of some others:

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink Fluff.

What's blue and fluffy?

Pink Fluff holding its breath.

What's green and hard?

Kermit the frog with a flick knife.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new surname.

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#3 10-10-2009 10:53am
jakestevens

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Three parrots for sale in a pet shop window, 100 euro, 200 euro and the third 15 euro. Woman asks "why is that parrot so cheap ?" shopkeeper replies "because it use to live in a brothel". The woman thinks this is funny and buys the parrot.
When she gets home the parrot says "f..k me a new brothel" the woman laughs. The two daughters come home, parrot says "f..k me new prossies" and the girls laugh. The husband comes and the parrot says "f..k me Keith I haven't seen you in weeks"

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