More Thoughts From The Commute

AnonoBoy

• Why does that guy keeping turning the pages of his paper so quickly? Doesn't he know I'm reading over his shoulder?
• Can anyone else hear my stomach rumbling?
• The battery's died on my MP3 player. Is it weird if I keep my headphones in for the rest of the journey? Will anyone know?
• If you're feeding the kid Rancheros for breakfast, what do they get for lunch?
• Did I lock the front door?
• That chick looks hot. Wait a second, that's a dude, my mistake.

WIZE

I can smell a fart ! Do the people think it was me ?:eek:

MagicMarker

'I'm so glad I have a car'

Lux23

AnonoBoy wrote: »

• Why does that guy keeping turning the pages of his paper so quickly? Doesn't he know I'm reading over his shoulder?

Some people are so rude, they should turn around and ask you if you are finished reading that page.

It takes me ten minutes to walk to work so normally I am just pondering about nothing really.

Kiera

Probably not.
Yup.
Why are you keeping them in?
Hoops on toast?
Nope.
Its ok to fancy dudes!

davyjose

Turning left. Quick, lift your feet lest the dirty grey pool of bus water gets you.

AnonoBoy

Kiera wrote: »

Probably not.
Yup.
Why are you keeping them in?
Hoops on toast?
Nope.
Its ok to fancy dudes!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhetorical_question

3qsmavrod5twfe

AnonoBoy wrote: »

• Why does that guy keeping turning the pages of his paper so quickly? Doesn't he know I'm reading over his shoulder?

He dosen't like you. You smell weird.

AnonoBoy wrote: »

• Can anyone else hear my stomach rumbling?

Yes. Its distracting the lad reading the paper so he is only flicking through it.

AnonoBoy wrote: »

• The battery's died on my MP3 player. Is it weird if I keep my headphones in for the rest of the journey? Will anyone know?

If you hum along for effect they'll never know the difference

AnonoBoy wrote: »

• If you're feeding the kid Rancheros for breakfast, what do they get for lunch?

KP Skips and a beating.

AnonoBoy wrote: »

• Did I lock the front door?

No. I'm fapping all over your couch to your interesting collection of mexican midget wrestling/porn as we speak.

AnonoBoy wrote: »

• That chick looks hot. Wait a second, that's a dude, my mistake.

Go for it. Nothing ventured... homo!

Kiera

AnonoBoy wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhetorical_question

www.getafúckingblog.com

segaBOY

I really wish I did't get the 13A today, the guys behind me keep talking about the methadone clinic and how their doctor is an "absolute durtbag so he is"

d'Oracle

Maverick Tasty Self-defense wrote: »

KP Skips and a beating.

Frickin LOL.:D

mikom

AnonoBoy wrote: »

More Thoughts From The Commute

Commute yourself please.

PirateShampoo

Yes.
Yes.
No.
Maybe.
If i was drunk.

Neamhshuntasach

My stop is coming up and i wonder if anyone can see my attempts to tuck him up under the waist of trousers. Damn that dude who looks like a girl.

Mr.David

I wonder how many people have noticed the raging morning glory in my pants that I'm awkardly trying to readjust?

TheZohanS

AnonoBoy wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhetorical_question

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rhetorical+answer

biko

I really hope this sentence will be commuted. I'm too young to die.

Sir Gallagher

I hope these Spanish students miss the stop off at Kilmainham Gaol and end up in Ballyfermot, that should be fun.

kittenkiller

I bet that kid's gonna get beat up in school today.
I'd beat him up if I went to his school.

Shut up shut up shut up!! I don't care! Public transport does not need your outdoor voice! Shhhhhh!!!!!!

Maybe if I stuck my belly out a bit more people would think I'm up the duff and let me sit down.

Where the f*ck are we now? I don't recognize this area. Maybe I got on the wrong bus. I'll end up on fecking Bagott Street again. Oh never mind here we are, my stop already.

stovelid

Killkillkillkill

bacon?

i know the cute asian chick gets the earlier dart... but lie in wins every time...

i'm talking alot earlier, 1 whole hour... maybe if she wears a short skirt it could tip the time cutness ratio in her favour...

Bill-e

*I think i was in college with that chick.
*She has a tight bod for an older chick.
*If this bus crashed right now what would I grab onto and who would I save?
*I'm getting a lob on from the vibrations of the bus
*I hope I don't meet anyone I know. My breath smells and I'm too hungover to talk to anyone.

loalae

I don't even have a job, why am I up this early?

smk89

i wonder if my new alternative look isn't just hobo chic with a shirt on.
why do buisiness people get dressed up but forget to wash and then hold the hand rail on the luas

This_Years_Love

This fat bastard who just sat on the seat next to me is squashing me, quick start fidgeting, elbow him constantly, turn up the volume on my mp3 player, anything to annoy the crap out of him so he'll move!

ScumLord

Please let this slow bastard take the next left, please!

Mark200

BVB wrote: »

I can smell a fart ! Do the people think it was me ?:eek:

Or "I just farted ! Do the people think it was me ?:eek:"

Professey Chin

Half hour walk to work but why the fcuk does it have to be about 4/5 uphill