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Man at the Court

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  • 06-10-2009 1:10pm
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    Crotchety
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    Did anyone else see the guy shaving his tackle down at the Four Courts earlier today? I was walking by at about 11.30am and this homeless-looking fellow was perched against one of the pillars with a bicycle. Next thing he whips down his pants and takes out a small scissors. I couldn't believe it. Could he not do this elsewhere.

    He was like one of those fellows you see lying around on the street. He was very untidy, long, scruffy beard. He was wearing some sort of sports jacket, I think.

    He did this in full view of everyone. There were women and children present also. I'll tell you he was as hairy as the back of my hand. It's unbelievable stuff.

    I hope someone puts it on youtube. :pac:
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    Nedermeyer
    Registered Users Posts: 165 ✭✭Nedermeyer


    Just another day on the quays then !


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    arybvtcw0eolkf
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    Imagine that, a story about a man shaving his crotch from a user named 'crotchety!.

    .


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    Crotchety
    Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭Crotchety


    Finn Mealy Power wrote: »
    Imagine that, a story about a man shaving his crotch from a user named 'crotchety!.

    .

    Yea. :pac:


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    cosmic
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    Crotchety wrote: »
    He was wearing some sort of sports jacket, I think

    Did the collar and the cuffs match?


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    Crotchety
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    cosmic wrote: »
    Did the collar and the cuffs match?

    You wouldn't see a man like him wearing a collar I can tell you! :pac:


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    Wishbone Ash
    Registered Users Posts: 24,991 ✭✭✭✭Wishbone Ash


    Crotchety wrote: »
    You wouldn't see a man like him wearing a collar I can tell you! :pac:
    You're after saying he was wearing a sportsjacket. i've never seen a sportsjacket without a collar! :confused:


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    Crotchety
    Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭Crotchety


    Wishbone Ash wrote: »
    You're after saying he was wearing a sportsjacket. i've never seen a sportsjacket without a collar! :confused:

    A priests collar! :pac:


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    Crotchety
    Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭Crotchety


    Nedermeyer wrote: »
    Just another day on the quays then !

    Well, i must say I've never seen anything like this before.


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    Lux23
    Registered Users Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    So he is really unkempt yet he wanted to keep his man garden trim? Strange man.


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    Wishbone Ash
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    Lux23 wrote: »
    So he is really unkempt yet he wanted to keep his man garden trim? Strange man.
    Crabs! ;)


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    adamski8
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    Crotchety wrote: »
    Did anyone else see the guy shaving his tackle down at the Four Courts earlier today? I was walking by at about 11.30am and this homeless-looking fellow was perched against one of the pillars with a bicycle. Next thing he whips down his pants and takes out a small scissors. I couldn't believe it. Could he not do this elsewhere.

    He was like one of those fellows you see lying around on the street. He was very untidy, long, scruffy beard. He was wearing some sort of sports jacket, I think.

    He did this in full view of everyone. There were women and children present also. I'll tell you he was as hairy as the back of my hand. It's unbelievable stuff.

    I hope someone puts it on youtube. :pac:
    hold on here! was he shaving or just trimming it with a sissors? i think a trim is fair enough


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    Crotchety
    Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭Crotchety


    He started plucking his balls with the scissors. He probably nicked his dick too!


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    Degsy
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    He wanted to look good for the magistrate.


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    Crotchety
    Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭Crotchety


    This guy was wholesome. Hard for him to look good. He was like a penguin on a telephone line.


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    Crotchety
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    Degsy wrote: »
    He wanted to look good for the magistrate.

    He must have been hanging around for the TV cameras to pick him up. :pac:


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    00112984
    Registered Users Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    Maybe he was a suspected flasher and didn't want to be recognised in a line-up?


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    Crotchety
    Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭Crotchety


    The size of his johnny would give him away. He'd also need to give it a scrubbing. Any woman who had felt the might of the grub on it wouldn't forget it too qickly.


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