Infected Nuts threat

ihatewallies

Suspected nut poisoning terror threat

Wednesday October 07 2009

Scientists have identified a fatally virulent viral nut contamination that has been traced to stocks of Iranian pistachios. The Iranian pistachio crop is worth an estimated 200 Billion Rials p.a. and the threat is being taken seriously by the Iranian government. A news blackout has apparently been enforced since the first cases were identified in June this year. Informed sources say the acute symptoms manifest in fever with hallucinations and rabies style paranoia similar to fungal based psychedelics. The patients have to be locked up such is the danger they represent to their own well being.
WHO has sought urgent consultations with Iranian officials to determine what measures have benn taken to prevent the export of this virus along with pistachio nuts to worldwide markets.

INN

GerardKeating

ihatewallies wrote: »

Suspected nut poisoning terror threat

Wednesday October 07 2009

Scientists have identified a fatally virulent viral nut contamination that has been traced to stocks of Iranian pistachios. The Iranian pistachio crop is worth an estimated 200 Billion Rials p.a. and the threat is being taken seriously by the Iranian government. A news blackout has apparently been enforced since the first cases were identified in June this year. Informed sources say the acute symptoms manifest in fever with hallucinations and rabies style paranoia similar to fungal based psychedelics. The patients have to be locked up such is the danger they represent to their own well being.
WHO has sought urgent consultations with Iranian officials to determine what measures have benn taken to prevent the export of this virus along with pistachio nuts to worldwide markets.

INN

You do not quote any source for this "Story", which does not really make any sense, one would think the American Media would like something like this to use against the Iranians ?

uprising

GerardKeating wrote: »

You do not quote any source for this "Story", which does not really make any sense, one would think the American Media would like something like this to use against the Iranians ?

I suspect Ihatewallies ate a few, then came up with this story as some kind of very bad comedy.

Mahatma coat

I'll stick this in here before the inevitable Locking of this thread

:D:D Infected nuts :D:D Geddit:D:D


I'm at a loss as to what the CT was here

are the Iranians poisining their pistachio crop in the vain hope of killin us all??

Or

Are the americans trying to destabalise Irans agricultural sector with a smear campaign??

6th

Damn, how did I forget to lock this? I mean, I remembered to ban the OP?