Cheesiest line you've come out with?

LouOB

I once shook a guys hand asked his name and said 'your coming with me''
We are now engaged 7+ years later

Score

fikay

Smcgie wrote: »

"You Remind me of a round bale... Id love to stick me pronge in ya"

One for the Culshies

Wud ya ate a bale a hey?
Oh how revolting you awful man.
Jayses yer the only heffer I've evre seaan da woulnhent ate a bala hey

Hup

RandolphEsq

"I'm kind of a big deal"

/cringe

General Zod

burner2009 wrote: »

look 2 b honest ya really think i care that i cant spell

You should do.

Acid_Violet

benwavner wrote: »

You have beautiful eyes........wanna f*ck?

I had the first part of that line used on me when I was in Edinburgh this year but the second part was replaced with 'have you ever crossed the Meadows late at night by yourself?' For those of you not in the know of Edinburgh geography, the Meadows is a place where a lot of rapes occur.

I once just turned to a guy beside me at some party and said 'feel like some non-committal fun?'

mathie

Acid_Violet wrote: »

I once just turned to a guy beside me at some party and said 'feel like some non-committal fun?'

And what did your brother say?

See what I did there?

g5fd6ow0hseima

mathie wrote: »

And what did your brother say?

See what I did there?

ho-ho-ho!!!

Acid_Violet

mathie wrote: »

And what did your brother say?

See what I did there?

I don't have any brothers I'm afraid, but your Daddy was crying out for me to spank him hard all night.

LouOB

Guy says to my sister last weekend
'am i making you wet'

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

MetalDawg

Chick comes up to me in the smoking area and says "youll do".


So I did.

HalloweenJack

When I ask a foreign girl where she's from and she says "I'm from 'wherever'", I go "Really? I thought everyone from "..." was supposed to be fat and ugly?"

It has worked.

dylano_k

How bout you come round my gaff, and ill cum up yours

spitfireIRL

lick your finger and touch their sleeve
'lets get you out of these wet clothes!'

garyt24

" Is your dad a thief..because i swear he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"

rizzee

I lost my number, can I borrow yours?

liah

MetalDawg wrote: »

Chick comes up to me in the smoking area and says "youll do".


So I did.

Why can't life always be that simple?

Babalons

'Do you like Jaffa cakes'....
And I got the shift, she must have been locked!

Windwalker

Once had a guy come up to me on the street after a club and say
'I'm crap in bed but I keep the sheets warm'
Didn't work but I still remember it, very funny...:D

ironictoaster

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?


Btw, I'm writing down everyone elses line as I speak.

sky88

i pretented to be gareth gates before thats really cheesy

wolfric

The world is going to end unless we have sex right now

brummytom

sky88 wrote: »

i pretented to be gareth gates before thats really cheesy

That'd be a long chat-up line

sky88

brummytom wrote: »

That'd be a long chat-up line

it was really bad english accent and stutter too

brummytom

sky88 wrote: »

it was really bad english accent and stutter too

You think you do a bad English accent? You should hear mine :pac:

Apparently I do a good Dublin one.. I'm gonna have to capitalise on that one day :cool:

Local-womanizer

"Get your coat,I have a knife!":p

Never used it,dont think I will.

One that worked for me:

"Whats the craic,wanna tackle?"

Insect Overlord

Girl getting out of the back seat of my car says, "Wait, I dropped something!" to which I replied, "Yeah, my jaw". :cool:





It's funny because my girlfriend over-heard it and gave me a high-five for coming out with such a great line

sky88

brummytom wrote: »

You think you do a bad English accent? You should hear mine :pac:

Apparently I do a good Dublin one.. I'm gonna have to capitalise on that one day :cool:

capitalise on it. the gates one worked for me

kaimera

"I run a popular irish internet discussion site, want to cyber?"