The worst thing you've ever eaten??

DemocAnarchis

Dog sh1te. When i was in primary school, i had one of those muller corners that had the chocolate flakes in the corner as part of my lunch. Clumsy as i was, i spilt some of the flakes on the floor. Wasn't going to let good food go to waste so picked them up and back in the yoghurt with them. Unfortunately, a flake of some kind of sh1te that resembled a chocolate flakey bit got picked up too. Most unpleasent taste, spewed my ring up in the bathroom when i realised what it was

irisheddie85

starbelgrade wrote: »

Worst thing I ever ate was rice with squid ink sauce. I swear, it tasted like the ink from a Bic biro.

Surely if you know what biro ink tastes like that should count

rcdk1

Surströmming in Sweden - Basically rotting herring :eek:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surströmming

congo_90

2 Raw eggs, some mushrooms and a pint of guiness all at once. I think I lasted 4-5 seconds before the sprint to the bathroom!
Ah drunk games.. How I love xmas

Loopy

Sweetbreads..... lambs testicles.. Bastards I was with didnt tell me until I had finished the whole lot, very tasty!!...:o

starbelgrade

irisheddie85 wrote: »

Surely if you know what biro ink tastes like that should count

I can't argue with that.

cashback

Bit into a seasickness tablet when I was about ten because I used to hate swallowing them and it was fairly big and cylindrical.
The taste of what was inside is what it must be like to swallow the contents of an ashtray. It still almost makes me heave just thinking about it.

Jev/N

Loopy wrote: »

Sweetbreads..... lambs testicles.. Bastards I was with didnt tell me until I had finished the whole lot, very tasty!!...:o

Eh... sweetbreads come from the thymus and pancreas - quite nice actually :pac:

Worst thing ever - probably Nam Pla (thai fish sauce, found in most supermarkets) - smells and tastes vile

AnonoBoy

McCoy's Roast Chicken flavour crisps.
Walker's Builder's Breakfast crisps.

Instant vomit. Thanks very much Gary Lineker ya pr*ck!

Agricola

Steak Tartare -

http://i13.tinypic.com/2cxc46d.jpg

Yes, that is raw meat with an egg. I still get nauscious thinking about it.

Ruu_Old

Beetroot, puketastic.

FearDark

Oysters...

Now I know how my girlfriend feels when i

jizz

in her mouth.

Mackleton

A thing called 'Natto' in Japan. It's essentially rancid soy beans. It's gluey and gelatinous and smells like the beejayasus, with an aftertaste of rotten eggs, but even the small kids there love it. Never again!

joey54

A discusting piece of cheese, it actually smelt like puke! I only ate it because it was part of a dare! Never again!

O.A.P

Fig rolls, who the fcuk decided they would be a nice snack?

Bringthethunder

A Borrito.

Captain Darling

Paella.

I'm never eating in a place that shows me the picture of how the food 'should' look in the menu.

Max Power1

a nice tin of Heinz scotch broth soup. Uncooked. Strangely enough i prefer their soup uncooked. Also tins of beans/noodles taste better uncooked IMO

Kya1976

Horse, was horrible.

Neamhshuntasach

A cockroach. He was horrible. Especially the abdomen part. Durians are also rancid.

netwhizkid

Nothing like a nice bowl of maggots to get the taste buds flowing before the main course. Alternativly I could snack on some of these and there is nothing to wash it all down quite like a bottle of baby mouse wine. I sh1t you not! I swear those asians will eat anything!

Warning those links are graphic and maybe not NSFW!

TomCo

Walls canned meatballs. My mam got them one week when I was a kid, just to try them.

Smelt like rancid dog food and tasted like boiled ****. Went right in the bin.

Pride Fighter

TomCo wrote: »

Walls canned meatballs. My mam got them one week when I was a kid, just to try them.

Smelt like rancid dog food and tasted like boiled ****. Went right in the bin.

I heard you like eating meatballs:p

4zn76tysfajdxp

My brother used to make me eat grass when I was a kid. So that.

seanybiker

One of me mates was feeding her snakes a few weeks back and one of them wouldnt eat the baby mouse she had for it. So I did. Nom nom nom.
Wasnt bad at all.

mattfender

that horrible perfumy turkish delight *gag*

The Big Red Button

seanybiker wrote: »

One of me mates was feeding her snakes a few weeks back and one of them wouldnt eat the baby mouse she had for it. So I did. Nom nom nom.
Wasnt bad at all.

Waste not, want not, I suppose!

Loopy

Jev/N wrote: »

Sweetbreads come from the thymus and pancreas - quite nice actually :pac:

So they lied..
Well now thats not so bad then - get me some in Tesco's later so..:pac:

GreeBo

Topfenstrudel

Surely, we said to ourselves, if apfelstrudel is pastry with apples, then topfenstrudel must be pastry with toffee?

No. Its pastry with creamy curd cheese in it.

deman

Lamprey! It tasted like a rotting corpse. Had to take 2 oysters just to get the taste out of my mouth.

df1985

a girl i know ate a live lizard in tenerife.tiny little thing but still! how was she to know there wasnt poison in him or anything.

for me its the rustlers microwave burgers.RANK!

Kipperhell

Agricola wrote: »

Steak Tartare -

http://i13.tinypic.com/2cxc46d.jpg

Yes, that is raw meat with an egg. I still get nauscious thinking about it.

I quite like it. You kind of have to savour it.

The worst I had was pig's trotters. Basically boiled lumps of skin and fat. I'll try most local foods given the chance.

sugar_smile

Baked Beans......yuuukkkk, Even looking at them sends a shiver down my spine and makes me want to vomit...........:( and ketchup........uuurgghhh.....

-Leelo-

df1985 wrote: »

a girl i know ate a live lizard in tenerife.tiny little thing but still! how was she to know there wasnt poison in him or anything.

for me its the rustlers microwave burgers.RANK!

Poor lizard, what a way to die!

Oh The Humanity

http://www.grubreport.com/photos/currants.jpg

:eek:

Hank Scorpio

Friend ate horse sh1t when he was drunk and my brother swallowed a old 5 pence coin!

MackQ

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

cucumber, sends a shiver down my spine even thinking about it

+1.

The merest hint of it makes me want to barf

gramlab

Calves brains. Had them in a posh restaurant in Sydney. Everyone was ordering snails, squid etc so I thought I'd be cool and order the brains. 6 on the plate, ate 3 so as not to look like a complete twat.

Like snot wrapped in a layer of crusty snot.

IvyTheTerrible

Duck hearts, last week in the work canteen.

I thought I'd be adventurous and give them ago but my God, i ate one and that was it. Tough, hard, and not tasty. Nearly gagged.

(Honestly the French will eat anything).

petes

Just read this thread. Now whats for lunch!!

I don't think i'll eat ever again!

ejmaztec

The worse thing that I've eaten is tripe. I would rather eat raw donkey bollocks than ever go within sniffing distance of that sh1te ever again.:(

Cheerilee

-Leelo- wrote: »

My friends' mams' stew complete with tinned tomatoes :eek: Stomach churning! I was only a kid too and she made me eat it all!

ehhh I always put tinned plum tomatoes in a stew :pac: it adds loads of flavour !

worst thing I ever ate(drank) was drinking a concotion made up by our dinner table in school.. comprising of a mix of leftoveres from peoples plates , tea ,coffee , salt , pepper ,ketchup , vinegar, and to top it off a couple of lumps of margarine floating on the top...
this was for a bet .. needless to say one mouthful was as much as i could manage

kikkidee03

reindeer didn't know it at the time though


squid, pretty ****ing chewy!

IvyTheTerrible

kikkidee03 wrote: »

reindeer didn't know it at the time though


squid, pretty ****ing chewy!

Squid isn't supposed to be chewy and is grand if it's cooked right but there are very few restaurants that can do it right unfortunately.

callig

A whole banana with skin.

BraziliaNZ

a piece of soap once by accident. A cigarette. What's wrong with tinned tomatoes OP? Most of my meals revolve around them!

Kevin Bacon

When i was about 5 or 6 some auld one living up the road was minding me and my brother while my parents were away. Anyway, she asked what we wanted for dinner and being that age we naturally said chips. But she was really old and wasnt sure how to cook frozen chips. So she proceeded to cook them in a frying pan that was greased with a load of butter. The chips came out both half cooked and covered in butter yes it was disgusting as it sounds. The butter was kinda dripping off the chips as she put them on a plate. It was like eating a massive lump of butter that was half frozen. Didnt eat chips for a good year after that.

Might be considered child abuse nowadays or more rightly a deterrent for kids who eat too much chips.......

Lux23

Tofu. Manky stuff.

Quality

Oysters...

For me they are definitely not an aphrodisiac... Like swallowing back a big lump of cold salty snot.


EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

rainbowdrop

Was at Global Gathering a few years ago, and drank the contents of a glow-stick, for a bet!! Was vomiting fluorescent green fluid for 30mins afterwards. Ugh:(

Also, not the worst thing I ever ate, but definately the hardest to swollow, was a huge bowl of DRY rice crispies (again, for a bet) after about 5 or 6 yokes:eek:. If you've ever taken pills, you'll know what a hard task that was!!