Muggery!

petes

I got battered last night and have the cuts to prove it. I look like a domino#s pizzza withough the pineapple!

Got jumped on the way home by three sneeky dicks! Took jacket, keys, and cards. Good job I had my nice phone in trouser pocket (which are covered in blood right now).

I will have a nice shiner in a day or two, along with a busted lip and ****ed up nose. Still I got about three punches away. One for each of them.


This however is not a scumbag thread, it is indeed what can you live with or without? I had to ring the doorbell for ages last night so I could sleep on the couch as we keep our bedroom doors locked!

wudangclan

indeed.
it is hard to live without keys when the doors are locked.
who needs it?

Hank Scorpio

Sounds like fun

Wazdakka

Would some pineapple make you feel better?

markok84

Battered Pizza........ nyom

CreepingDeath

Insurgent wrote: »

This however is not a scumbag thread, it is indeed what can you live with or without?

Alright, I thought it was a blog with a token question thrown in.

triple-M

markok84 wrote: »

Battered Pizza........ nyom

battered pizza,hmmmm..... sounds tempting,I bagsy the patent on that one

genericguy

i'll tell the citizen this afternoon, as i have established that she is one of the girls in the canteen.

Prof.Badass

Insurgent wrote: »

Got jumped on the way home by three sneeky dicks!

wudangclan

i can't live without food,air and water.
anyone else?

Gran Hermano

wudangclan wrote: »

i can't live without food,air and water.
anyone else?

You forgot love, apparently all we need is love...

petes

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Alright, I thought it was a blog with a token question thrown in.

I don't have a blog, do you?

And to be honest outside of the thunderdome you shouldn't be!!

I was never expecting a serious answer. I posted this in After Hours.

Euro_Kraut

Sorry to hear about your ordeal OP.

CountingCrows

Insurgent wrote: »

I got battered last night and have the cuts to prove it

I'm lost, you got covered in flour.. then what happened??

CountingCrows

Insurgent wrote: »

And to be honest outside of the thunderdome you shouldn't be!!

Yoda?

petes

CountingCrows wrote: »

Yoda?

This is not the thread you are looking for!

CountingCrows

Insurgent wrote: »

This is not the thread you are looking for!

TBH Don't think anyone is looking for this thread!

petes

CountingCrows wrote: »

TBH Don't think anyone is looking for this thread!

Make your own then!

And you obviuosly didn't get the Star Wars reference in that post.

/nerd

CountingCrows

Insurgent wrote: »

And you obviuosly didn't get the Star Wars reference in that post.

Hmm I wonder why they picked on you

petes

CountingCrows wrote: »

Hmm I wonder why they picked on you

Yeah you are so cool you can tell people's film preferences by looking at them. And okay, by your username you like a shite band. Ffs I wasn't dressed as a storm trooper*




*I was dressed as Princess Leia!

TPD

Insurgent wrote: »

I got battered last night and have the cuts to prove it. I look like a domino#s pizzza withough the pineapple!

Got jumped on the way home by three sneeky dicks! Took jacket, keys, and cards. Good job I had my nice phone in trouser pocket (which are covered in blood right now).

I will have a nice shiner in a day or two, along with a busted lip and ****ed up nose. Still I got about three punches away. One for each of them.


This however is not a scumbag thread, it is indeed what can you live with or without? I had to ring the doorbell for ages last night so I could sleep on the couch as we keep our bedroom doors locked!

That is fcuking disgusting. This kind of thing makes me sick. People these days seem to have no regard for consequences, no idea of their impact on other people. Such a horrible thing to do. I couldn't imagine what must go through the heads of people like that.

I mean, fcuking pineapple on a pizza? What the fcuk.

Canis Lupus

You should have pretended to be a ninja. Or a teenage mutant ninja! That would have scared them off.

That_Guy

Insurgent wrote: »

I got battered last night and have the cuts to prove it. I look like a domino#s pizzza withough the pineapple!

Got jumped on the way home by three sneeky dicks! Took jacket, keys, and cards. Good job I had my nice phone in trouser pocket (which are covered in blood right now).

I will have a nice shiner in a day or two, along with a busted lip and ****ed up nose. Still I got about three punches away. One for each of them.


This however is not a scumbag thread, it is indeed what can you live with or without? I had to ring the doorbell for ages last night so I could sleep on the couch as we keep our bedroom doors locked!

Is there any other type of dick really?

hidinginthebush

I'd like to tell you Insurgent fought the sisters off and they let him be.. I'd like to tell you that

Puddleduck

That_Guy wrote: »

Is there any other type of dick really?

Theres tricky and private ones too.

Rockn

CountingCrows wrote: »

I'm lost, you got covered in flour.. then what happened??

Dipped in hot fat of course.

admiralofthefleet

pics or gtfo

WindSock

That's a nasty thing to happen. 3 of them. Hope you reported it and are doing ok. Was going to make a fast food related joke about 3 in 1 but it doesn't really fit as you only got a hidin'.

Oh The Humanity

I can't live without the keys to your bedroom. Its lovely in here, just ordered some pizza through the window and paid them with this 'Wh0res at your service' loyalty credit card...nyom nyom...fanks

Daroxtar

They have your wallet, so possibly your adress and your keys. Ever watch Criminal Minds? Change your locks or they'll get you in your bed.

Overheal

If only you had some way to defend yourself against superior numbers... hmm

General Zod

Overheal wrote: »

If only you had some way to defend yourself against superior numbers... hmm

**** yes. He should do what I do and carry a concealed katana. There can be only one!




Or are you going to make this into another "If only he had a gun, this wouldn't happen" bullcrap 10 pager?

orourkeda

Gran Hermano wrote: »

You forgot love, apparently all we need is love...

Love doesnt pay the bills.

Thats why the beatles are the most overrated musical entity in the history of humankind

Jumpy

General Zod wrote: »

**** yes. He should do what I do and carry a concealed katana. There can be only one!

*schwing* I have been searching for you many years General Zod. Ever since you escaped me during the great kitten uprising of 1703.
There can be only one... Oh... wait, AH is holy ground innit.

General Zod

Jumpy wrote: »

There can be only one... Oh... wait, AH is holy ground innit.

lol no. I'm off to Religion and Spirituality.

Nothingcompares

where did this take place? dublin? what street?

marzic

Nothingcompares wrote: »

where did this take place? dublin? what street?

too late good samarithan he already got 'battered', your windy up watch didnt know there were only 30 days in september so you probably think its thursday the 8th and you could still save him... ah bless!:D

K-9

Nothingcompares wrote: »

where did this take place? dublin? what street?

Rings a bell does it?

Overheal

General Zod wrote: »

**** yes. He should do what I do and carry a concealed katana. There can be only one!




Or are you going to make this into another "If only he had a gun, this wouldn't happen" bullcrap 10 pager?

Do i need to? The OP is my rested case