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A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm...

  • 10-10-2009 5:10pm
    #1
    iMax
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    There's a movie called Capricorn One where one of the characters starts this joke but doesn't finish it, it's also featured in The Breakfast Cub & is left at the same point, I think it's one of those jokes that's not meant to be finished but what do you think the punchline should be ?

    "A naked blondewalks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. The bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says..."


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  • #2
    NeVeR
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    Blonde says to barman "I got these for my husband". Barman looks at the stuff and says "Good trade".


  • #3
    NeVeR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,356 ✭✭✭NeVeR


    but really there's no answer !

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081004035805AATtbJy


  • #4
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    The naked lady says..."When your customers see what I can do with this two foot salami while stroking this pooch I'll not be short of drinks"


    Mmm - on second thoughts...


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